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armchair wrote:

flash gunner wrote:Banned????

With threads like these.... Welcome to the clique armchair!!!!

Thanks, (I think)
Btw is that the tennis clique, the gay clique or the Oirish clique? Maybe they're all the same?

It's all the same thing. DB10 will contact you soon regarding initiation

flash gunner wrote:

armchair wrote:

flash gunner wrote:Banned????

With threads like these.... Welcome to the clique armchair!!!!

Thanks, (I think)
Btw is that the tennis clique, the gay clique or the Oirish clique? Maybe they're all the same?

It's all the same thing. DB10 will contact you soon regarding initiation

Now you are BOTH banned.

I can give you one recommendation for prossies in general.




Don't go down on them!

Also, don't kill them. That's really uncool.

DB10GOONER wrote:Also, don't kill them. That's really uncool.

Well, at least not until afterwards cos thats just weird

DB10GOONER wrote:Also, don't kill them. That's really uncool.

Man, you are one boring motherfucker....

Bang goes that plan then.

Anyone wanna buy some quicklime, a shovel and some plastic sheeting? Looks like I don't need them now.

I was in Romania over the summer. There were hundreds of prostitutes there. If you really are intent on firing it up her shite pipe and into her mouth, then I'm sure there would be a few who'd be willing to let you do that.

officepest wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:Also, don't kill them. That's really uncool.

Man, you are one boring motherfucker....

Bang goes that plan then.

Anyone wanna buy some quicklime, a shovel and some plastic sheeting? Looks like I don't need them now.

Boring. But ethical.

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:Also, don't kill them. That's really uncool.

Well, at least not until afterwards cos thats just weird

does it ever strike anyone as weird that we are unable to say *word censored*, however it's ok to make jokes about shagging a dead hoe?

oh well, carry on

David Pleat may, or may not, be able to help you Armchair.

This thread is just well fucking weird. full stop.

Henry Norris 1913 wrote:

LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:Also, don't kill them. That's really uncool.

Well, at least not until afterwards cos thats just weird

does it ever strike anyone as weird that we are unable to say *word censored*, however it's ok to make jokes about shagging a dead hoe?

oh well, carry on

Are you basing that assumption on the fact that the forum rules don't specifically mention that "shagging a dead hoe" jokes are not acceptable.........ergo it is ok ?

I've shagged a prossie in Madrid before, she was Hungarian. Just thought I'd share that exciting story with you!

safcftm wrote:I've shagged a prossie in Madrid before, she was Hungarian. Just thought I'd share that exciting story with you!

That makes you the only person from sunderland scoring then.

safcftm wrote:I've shagged a prossie in Madrid before, she was Hungarian. Just thought I'd share that exciting story with you!

You sure "she" wasnt a "he". You do have form for that shit remember.