How's your head mate? Happy Birthday for yesterdayBrightonnxtround wrote: why the fuck did I do that , seemed like a good idea at the time
Misses got frisky had a little bit but couldn't pull the cork
That happens when ya get to my age Up the reds
Up with the lark
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Stinging mate mouth as dry as a chickens ars . On the water all day todayRugby Gooner wrote:How's your head mate? Happy Birthday for yesterdayBrightonnxtround wrote: why the fuck did I do that , seemed like a good idea at the time
Misses got frisky had a little bit but couldn't pull the cork
That happens when ya get to my age Up the reds
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Stick a double single malt in with some of that water mate,that'll sort you outBrightonnxtround wrote:Stinging mate mouth as dry as a chickens ars . On the water all day todayRugby Gooner wrote:How's your head mate? Happy Birthday for yesterdayBrightonnxtround wrote: why the fuck did I do that , seemed like a good idea at the time
Misses got frisky had a little bit but couldn't pull the cork
That happens when ya get to my age Up the reds
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I see that we almost ended up in seventh only goal difference keeps us sixth and this year the scum will definitely finish second, plenty of stick down pub but you know what as we keep failing it becomes easier to take UP THE REDS
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Brightonnxtround wrote: why the fuck did I do that , seemed like a good idea at the time
Misses got frisky had a little bit but couldn't pull the cork
That happens when ya get to my age Up the reds
Happy belated birthday, mate!
For future reference when fucked by the hangover, try my patented "Cure or Kill" remedy;
1. Place one can of beer in the freezer for about 20 to 30 minutes (this depends on your freezer) basically you want the beer freezing fucking ice cold but not quite Slush Puppy frozen.
2. Neck said can in at most 4 or 5 big fuck off sized gulps.
3. Post your thanks to me on here.
Instant cure. Works every time for me.
Disclaimer: this only works if you can keep it in. If you puke it up you will be fucked for the day.
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Thxs db ill give it a try nxt timeDB10GOONER wrote:Brightonnxtround wrote: why the fuck did I do that , seemed like a good idea at the time
Misses got frisky had a little bit but couldn't pull the cork
That happens when ya get to my age Up the reds
Happy belated birthday, mate!
For future reference when fucked by the hangover, try my patented "Cure or Kill" remedy;
1. Place one can of beer in the freezer for about 20 to 30 minutes (this depends on your freezer) basically you want the beer freezing fucking ice cold but not quite Slush Puppy frozen.
2. Neck said can in at most 4 or 5 big fuck off sized gulps.
3. Post your thanks to me on here.
Instant cure. Works every time for me.
Disclaimer: this only works if you can keep it in. If you puke it up you will be fucked for the day.
up the reds
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That's a first had to feed my charm of goldfinches they were prity insistent
And looks like matin mcguinness has died not sure I know how I feel about that ...
And looks like matin mcguinness has died not sure I know how I feel about that ...
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Miserable miserable morning looks like the attacker in Westminster last night was a lone wolf how the hell do you protect yourself against that !!!!
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You cant mate. Nothing sophisticated just a bloke with a car and a knifeBrightonnxtround wrote:Miserable miserable morning looks like the attacker in Westminster last night was a lone wolf how the hell do you protect yourself against that !!!!
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That's it, nothing we really can do. Just be alert and aware of your surroundings in public places is about all. Look out for unusual behaviour, unattended packages, sudden disturbances.flash gunner wrote:You cant mate. Nothing sophisticated just a bloke with a car and a knifeBrightonnxtround wrote:Miserable miserable morning looks like the attacker in Westminster last night was a lone wolf how the hell do you protect yourself against that !!!!
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A few years ago I was in the North Bank upper at the end of a row.DB10GOONER wrote:That's it, nothing we really can do. Just be alert and aware of your surroundings in public places is about all. Look out for unusual behaviour, unattended packages, sudden disturbances.flash gunner wrote:You cant mate. Nothing sophisticated just a bloke with a car and a knifeBrightonnxtround wrote:Miserable miserable morning looks like the attacker in Westminster last night was a lone wolf how the hell do you protect yourself against that !!!!
I spotted a large holdall that was unattended,so quietly asked those around me if anyone owned it.They all said no.
At this point I motioned to a steward,who was down at the front of the tier,to come up,which he did.
I pointed out the holdall to him,and explained that nobody around claimed ownership of it.
You know what he did?
Picked it up and shook it.
Luckily nothing happened,and about 30 seconds later a bloke returned,with a Coke and a Hotdog,and asked why "we were messing around with his bag."
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Rugby Gooner wrote:A few years ago I was in the North Bank upper at the end of a row.DB10GOONER wrote:That's it, nothing we really can do. Just be alert and aware of your surroundings in public places is about all. Look out for unusual behaviour, unattended packages, sudden disturbances.flash gunner wrote:You cant mate. Nothing sophisticated just a bloke with a car and a knifeBrightonnxtround wrote:Miserable miserable morning looks like the attacker in Westminster last night was a lone wolf how the hell do you protect yourself against that !!!!
I spotted a large holdall that was unattended,so quietly asked those around me if anyone owned it.They all said no.
At this point I motioned to a steward,who was down at the front of the tier,to come up,which he did.
I pointed out the holdall to him,and explained that nobody around claimed ownership of it.
You know what he did?
Picked it up and shook it.
Luckily nothing happened,and about 30 seconds later a bloke returned,with a Coke and a Hotdog,and asked why "we were messing around with his bag."
Fucking hell, the training really kicked in for that guy huh? "This might be a bomb. Ok. I'm shaking it to check!".
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Had a weird and unnerving incident on a commuter train a few years ago. Was standing by the doors in a crowded carriage and there was one of those "world traveler" arseholes with a big rucksack and acoustic guitar and Dreads in his hair (he was white) and looked like showering was a low low priority for him .Rugby Gooner wrote:A few years ago I was in the North Bank upper at the end of a row.DB10GOONER wrote:That's it, nothing we really can do. Just be alert and aware of your surroundings in public places is about all. Look out for unusual behaviour, unattended packages, sudden disturbances.flash gunner wrote:You cant mate. Nothing sophisticated just a bloke with a car and a knifeBrightonnxtround wrote:Miserable miserable morning looks like the attacker in Westminster last night was a lone wolf how the hell do you protect yourself against that !!!!
I spotted a large holdall that was unattended,so quietly asked those around me if anyone owned it.They all said no.
At this point I motioned to a steward,who was down at the front of the tier,to come up,which he did.
I pointed out the holdall to him,and explained that nobody around claimed ownership of it.
You know what he did?
Picked it up and shook it.
Luckily nothing happened,and about 30 seconds later a bloke returned,with a Coke and a Hotdog,and asked why "we were messing around with his bag."
Anyway dickhead suddenly put down the rucksack and guitar and just pushed his way quite quickly out of the carriage. Every fucker stood there, glancing at the rucksack, at each other, at the rucksack... tension and nerves were obviously growing quite quickly... then dickhead pushes his way back into the carriage and picks up the rucksack and gets off at the next stop. Now obviously he only went for a piss but I have to admit it was seriously unnerving at the time.
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DB10GOONER wrote:Rugby Gooner wrote:A few years ago I was in the North Bank upper at the end of a row.DB10GOONER wrote:That's it, nothing we really can do. Just be alert and aware of your surroundings in public places is about all. Look out for unusual behaviour, unattended packages, sudden disturbances.flash gunner wrote:You cant mate. Nothing sophisticated just a bloke with a car and a knifeBrightonnxtround wrote:Miserable miserable morning looks like the attacker in Westminster last night was a lone wolf how the hell do you protect yourself against that !!!!
I spotted a large holdall that was unattended,so quietly asked those around me if anyone owned it.They all said no.
At this point I motioned to a steward,who was down at the front of the tier,to come up,which he did.
I pointed out the holdall to him,and explained that nobody around claimed ownership of it.
You know what he did?
Picked it up and shook it.
Luckily nothing happened,and about 30 seconds later a bloke returned,with a Coke and a Hotdog,and asked why "we were messing around with his bag."
Fucking hell, the training really kicked in for that guy huh? "This might be a bomb. Ok. I'm shaking it to check!".
OK This is a true story, I work with cctv systems, a local post office rang me and asked if I would download some footage of an individual, as it was only up the road I was there in about 15 minutes, I walked in and went behind the counter and said to the owner (who I have known for years) and asked what she wanted me to download.
She said a guy had come in and dropped off a parcel for delivery and that he said it contained a jigsaw, BUT IT HAD STARTED TICKING!!!!!
I said "Pardon", she said "its there, listen"
My reply was "fuckin hell" followed by a slight sweaty feel.
She then said "it's ok I've rang the police but the nearest bomb squad is half hour away"
It was such a surreal moment and I did question her as to why they didn't ring me after the police had dealt with it but she said she didn't really consider this, and I thought she liked me
Anyhow her husband then picked the parcel up (and that's when I really started to sweat) and put it outside in a glass phone box and put a small tin bin on top of it
In due course the police turned up and put one of the small cameras inside and there was a jigsaw in there with a child's clock which I'm guessing the guy who sent it for delivery thought was unwound but after the postie put it down (thrown it more likely as is their want) must have got it going again.
After all was done she said "what do I owe you" my reply was "about five years of my life" but I settled for a few bottles of wine which if I'm honest I needed there and then.
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You see the problem there?LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:DB10GOONER wrote:Rugby Gooner wrote:A few years ago I was in the North Bank upper at the end of a row.DB10GOONER wrote:That's it, nothing we really can do. Just be alert and aware of your surroundings in public places is about all. Look out for unusual behaviour, unattended packages, sudden disturbances.flash gunner wrote:
You cant mate. Nothing sophisticated just a bloke with a car and a knife
I spotted a large holdall that was unattended,so quietly asked those around me if anyone owned it.They all said no.
At this point I motioned to a steward,who was down at the front of the tier,to come up,which he did.
I pointed out the holdall to him,and explained that nobody around claimed ownership of it.
You know what he did?
Picked it up and shook it.
Luckily nothing happened,and about 30 seconds later a bloke returned,with a Coke and a Hotdog,and asked why "we were messing around with his bag."
Fucking hell, the training really kicked in for that guy huh? "This might be a bomb. Ok. I'm shaking it to check!".
I walked in and went behind the counter and said to the owner (who I have known for years) and asked what she wanted me to download.
My reply was "fuckin hell" followed by a slight sweaty feel.
and I thought she liked me
her husband