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I Hate Hleb wrote:TonySaunders,DB10Gooner,Galasso et.al:

Guys, I have to tell you, haven't laughed as much as this for ages.

Remind me, what was this thread suppose to be about?
Haven't got a clue, mate! :wink: But had a lot of fun though. :lol:

Cheers Gooners!
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"Christian values and morals for 21st century - Discuss"
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Galasso wrote:"Christian values and morals for 21st century - Discuss"
Have neither. :wink: :lol: 8)
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throw cekery at him over the luch table, or jus beat fuck outtaa the tw*t, also ask hinm how many goals did cash get last season and compare it to gallas's tally, and then nask him where did u lose the prem, and what has cash celebrated the beer cup, after leaving arsenal to win buig things ok a beer cup....and then beat f*ck outta him agen
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Tell him that form is temporary and class is permanent. Seeeing as they lost the league, they dont even have form.

If that doesnt work, offer him your middle finger so he can smell his mother.
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Tell him to go f**k his mother on the grounds that she may give him a family discount
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U.F.G Anfield '89 wrote:Tell him to go f**k his mother on the grounds that she may give him a family discount
His mother being his sister also - a kind of combo deal. A "smother" if you will. Similar to a sister/cousin combo or "scousin".
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This post gets me up to 26th in the all time top posters table.

Back of the net!
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tonysaunders wrote:This post gets me up to 26th in the all time top posters table.

Back of the net!
This one pulls me level 8th with TrevHeff! 8)

Boing! :shock: Thirty yard volley, top corner, keeper on his arse wondering what just flew past his head at 100mph... :lol:
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Yeah well mine was scored from my own goal line using nothing but mind control.

Beat that.
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tonysaunders wrote:Yeah well mine was scored from my own goal line using nothing but mind control.

Beat that.
Did I say that I took the shot that scored my goal?? :wink: No sir Mr Saunders - my blind, albino, vodka-fuelled, robot crunt monkey scored it. Using his schlonger... 8)
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DB10GOONER wrote:
tonysaunders wrote:Yeah well mine was scored from my own goal line using nothing but mind control.

Beat that.
Did I say that I took the shot that scored my goal?? :wink: No sir Mr Saunders - my blind, albino, vodka-fuelled, robot crunt monkey scored it. Using his schlonger... 8)
Well then it wasn't your goal, Mr. B? 10? Gooner? You get the point!

I've forwarded it to the Dubious Goals Panel and it's been chalked off your record.

Ha.
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tonysaunders wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
tonysaunders wrote:Yeah well mine was scored from my own goal line using nothing but mind control.

Beat that.
Did I say that I took the shot that scored my goal?? :wink: No sir Mr Saunders - my blind, albino, vodka-fuelled, robot crunt monkey scored it. Using his schlonger... 8)
Well then it wasn't your goal, Mr. B? 10? Gooner? You get the point!

I've forwarded it to the Dubious Goals Panel and it's been chalked off your record.



Ha.
:shock: :shock: :shock:

Is that the same shower of b*stards that took one off the Merse in (I think) 93 or 94 meaning he ended up on 99 and didn't get into The Centurions? B*stards all. :evil:

I'm appealing that decision (on my crunt monkey goal) based on the fact that he is a metaphysical projection of my psyche and thus I'm entitled to claim that goal... 8)
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MONKEY NUTS

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DB10GOONER AND TONY SAUNDERS,

BREAKING NEWS:

APPARENTLY FRANK LAMPARD IS CLAIMING THE GOAL - REGARDLESS OF HAVING PLAYED NO PHYSICAL PART IN THE ACTUAL MOVE - BECAUSE HE WAS THINKING OF SHOOTING AT THE SAME TIME.

COME ON, HOW ELSE IS HE GOING TO GET HIS REGULAR QUOTA OF 20PLUS GOALS, WITHOUT THE ODD DUBIOUS ONE AMONGST THEM?
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I Hate Hleb wrote:DB10GOONER AND TONY SAUNDERS,

BREAKING NEWS:

APPARENTLY FRANK LAMPARD IS CLAIMING THE GOAL - REGARDLESS OF HAVING PLAYED NO PHYSICAL PART IN THE ACTUAL MOVE - BECAUSE HE WAS THINKING OF SHOOTING AT THE SAME TIME.

COME ON, HOW ELSE IS HE GOING TO GET HIS REGULAR QUOTA OF 20PLUS GOALS, WITHOUT THE ODD DUBIOUS ONE AMONGST THEM?
F*cking Lardpard! The burger addicted bamster! I can't believe he's flabbing (hardly gonna be muscling, is it?) on my goal. :twisted:

It's a wonder the farker didn't eat the ball... :wink: You just RUB a big old cheeseburger off it and watch that little puppy eat! :lol:
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