Newcastle United (A) | PL | Sun 7/5/2023 | KO 16:30

[OneBardGooner]

Leeds will beat citeh by some cataclysmic fluke (with Allthepies being hailed as a genius) offering us a distant sniff of the sweet vagina that is the PL title, but of course we'll just prematurely and limply blow our load all over a fat Geordie slag with tits around her knees and lose 1-0.

Yep, the pessimism is back just a tad.

Only 1-0?? That my friend is not pessimism, that is extremely hopeful

In my defence I am on Keral, Tylex, Xanax and two types of Oxycodone for my back.

If Xhaka wasn't in the team you wouldn't have a bad back mate - So it's all that cun.ts fault.

[falkirk goon]

Zinchenko is the new Xhaka.....fact!

He's cos us a good few goals with his slack play that's for sure and in my opinion Tierney is a far superior player.The arsepiece that is Xhaka is the biggest liability in the club by far though.

[SteveO 35]

Can I just say.....if we've reached kick off time and Falkirk hasn't reworded the title of this thread, I see it as a massive missed opportunity

[OneBardGooner]

Uh! OH!!!!

[falkirk goon]

Can I just say.....if we've reached kick off time and Falkirk hasn't reworded the title of this thread, I see it as a massive missed opportunity

We aren't allowed titles like Beer bellied arseholes,Fulham fartpipes or Brentford bulbeyes anymore mate I received a pm a while back asking me to tone down the vulgar/childish thread titles

[falkirk goon]

Toon turdholes would've been a nice title aswell

[BobbyPires7]

Toon turdholes would've been a nice title aswell

Jimmy Nailed on away loss?

[SteveO 35]

Can I just say.....if we've reached kick off time and Falkirk hasn't reworded the title of this thread, I see it as a massive missed opportunity

We aren't allowed titles like Beer bellied arseholes,Fulham fartpipes or Brentford bulbeyes anymore mate I received a pm a while back asking me to tone down the vulgar/childish thread titles

FFS

Who the fuck is remotely offended by that on a bloody Arsenal forum of all places. If being childish isn't allowed anymore I might need to consider my purpose in life

What do we want? Falkirk's childishness.........when do we want it? NOW!

We want our fartpipes back...........we want our bulbeyes back.............we want our vulvas back.............we want our arseholes back

[falkirk goon]

Can I just say.....if we've reached kick off time and Falkirk hasn't reworded the title of this thread, I see it as a massive missed opportunity

We aren't allowed titles like Beer bellied arseholes,Fulham fartpipes or Brentford bulbeyes anymore mate I received a pm a while back asking me to tone down the vulgar/childish thread titles

FFS

Who the fuck is remotely offended by that on a bloody Arsenal forum of all places. If being childish isn't allowed anymore I might need to consider my purpose in life

What do we want? Falkirk's childishness.........when do we want it? NOW!

We want our fartpipes back...........we want our bulbeyes back.............we want our vulvas back.............we want our arseholes back

We had our fartpipes bulbeyes vulvas and arseholes back in the 4 games before Tuesday mate

[Midz]

Can I just say.....if we've reached kick off time and Falkirk hasn't reworded the title of this thread, I see it as a massive missed opportunity

We aren't allowed titles like Beer bellied arseholes,Fulham fartpipes or Brentford bulbeyes anymore mate I received a pm a while back asking me to tone down the vulgar/childish thread titles

FFS

Who the fuck is remotely offended by that on a bloody Arsenal forum of all places. If being childish isn't allowed anymore I might need to consider my purpose in life

What do we want? Falkirk's childishness.........when do we want it? NOW!

We want our fartpipes back...........we want our bulbeyes back.............we want our vulvas back.............we want our arseholes back

You already have them, they play in our defence.

[John F]

Can I just say.....if we've reached kick off time and Falkirk hasn't reworded the title of this thread, I see it as a massive missed opportunity

We aren't allowed titles like Beer bellied arseholes,Fulham fartpipes or Brentford bulbeyes anymore mate I received a pm a while back asking me to tone down the vulgar/childish thread titles

FFS

Who the fuck is remotely offended by that on a bloody Arsenal forum of all places. If being childish isn't allowed anymore I might need to consider my purpose in life

What do we want? Falkirk's childishness.........when do we want it? NOW!

We want our fartpipes back...........we want our bulbeyes back.............we want our vulvas back.............we want our arseholes back

I 2nd that motion

[BobbyPires7]

Nice to see Sid’s petition to remove bad language from the site has worked.

[OneBardGooner]

Can I just say.....if we've reached kick off time and Falkirk hasn't reworded the title of this thread, I see it as a massive missed opportunity

We aren't allowed titles like Beer bellied arseholes,Fulham fartpipes or Brentford bulbeyes anymore mate I received a pm a while back asking me to tone down the vulgar/childish thread titles

FFS

Who the fuck is remotely offended by that on a bloody Arsenal forum of all places. If being childish isn't allowed anymore I might need to consider my purpose in life

What do we want? Falkirk's childishness.........when do we want it? NOW!

We want our fartpipes back...........we want our bulbeyes back.............we want our vulvas back.............we want our arseholes back

I Concur!

[OneBardGooner]

Toon turdholes would've been a nice title aswell

Or Fat Five Bellied Wife Beaters

[falkirk goon]

Toon turdholes would've been a nice title aswell

Or Fat Five Bellied Wife Beaters

Apply to Sean as he was the thread starter