DB10GOONER wrote:Rugby Gooner wrote:The B.M.A. has issued advice to staff not to call pregnant women,"Expectant Mothers," as it may offend Trans Gender people.They are reccommending that staff use the term,"Pregnant People."
You could not make this shit up.
Yeah I saw that over the weekend... oh sorry, "weekend" may be offensive to someone that works at weekends... So I rephrase; I saw that over the non-judgmental, non-denominational two day alternative work segment.
The Political Correctness Bullshit Thread
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Awful, almost as awful as those peeps from Corby with plastic Scottish accents!.....DB10GOONER wrote:Rugby Gooner wrote:How about this one then;DB10GOONER wrote:TBH, olgit, the real issue there is that it is such a shit joke!olgitgooner wrote:I once told a joke to one of my white friends and his black girlfriend. Here is the joke....
Guy is driving along the road and his car stops working. He opens the bonnet and is scratching his chin. A voice behind him says "your ht lead has come adrift mate". Sure enough the HTlead was the problem. The guy looks behind to thank the stranger who helped him out. He is confronted by a big white horse. The horse can not only speak perfect English. He's also not a bad mechanic.
The guy is totally spooked by this strange event. He drives to the nearest pub and orders a triple brandy to calm his nerves.
The barmaid says to him that he looks like he has had a nasty shock.
He says "Damned right I've had a shock. I've just been told how to fix my car by a fucking horse!"
Barmaid..."Was it a big white horse?"
Man...."Yes it was"
Barmaid..."You were lucky"
Man...."Why is that?"
Barmaid...."Because the little black horse knows fuck all about mechanics"
All of the sudden I am accused of being a racist FFS!!!!!!
My mate has just been sacked from his job at a Fairground.
It's ok though because he is suing them for Funfair dismissal.
That's so bad it's good!
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The term week is offensive to those who are paid fortnightly or monthly..Rugby Gooner wrote:DB10GOONER wrote:Rugby Gooner wrote:The B.M.A. has issued advice to staff not to call pregnant women,"Expectant Mothers," as it may offend Trans Gender people.They are reccommending that staff use the term,"Pregnant People."
You could not make this shit up.
Yeah I saw that over the weekend... oh sorry, "weekend" may be offensive to someone that works at weekends... So I rephrase; I saw that over the non-judgmental, non-denominational two day alternative work segment.
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The self appointed bastion of our morals and political correctness,the B.B.C.,have been running a series of "adverts" on B.B.C. wales,(to promote this weekends game in the Six Nations),putting down all that is England/English.
Correct me if I am wrong,but wouldn't that be racist if it was aimed at any other "ethnic group?"
Obviously the English are fair game.
Correct me if I am wrong,but wouldn't that be racist if it was aimed at any other "ethnic group?"
Obviously the English are fair game.
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An ESPN tennis commentator, of six years standing, has been sacked after people accused him of racism for describing Serena Williams' tactics in a particular match as 'guerilla tactics'.
It's soul-destroying: people were too stupid to understand the difference between 'guerilla' and 'gorilla' and the TV channel caved in and sacked him rather than point out that those people complaining were fucking idiots.
It's soul-destroying: people were too stupid to understand the difference between 'guerilla' and 'gorilla' and the TV channel caved in and sacked him rather than point out that those people complaining were fucking idiots.
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tbh that is so stupid it is piss funny!GranadaJoe wrote:An ESPN tennis commentator, of six years standing, has been sacked after people accused him of racism for describing Serena Williams' tactics in a particular match as 'guerilla tactics'.
It's soul-destroying: people were too stupid to understand the difference between 'guerilla' and 'gorilla' and the TV channel caved in and sacked him rather than point out that those people complaining were fucking idiots.
This kind of thing never happened back when everyone believed in a good old honest Roman Catholic God. You reap what you sow.
#justsaying
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A hetrosexual couple went to the UK court of appeals today to try and get the right,(as homosexual couples have),to enter into a civil partnership.
The judges refused their right to do so as it "may cause human rights issues."
Surely people should have the right to marry or not,or enter into civil partnerships with ANYONE they choose,as long as they obviously meet legal requirements such as age,marital status etc.
The judges refused their right to do so as it "may cause human rights issues."
Surely people should have the right to marry or not,or enter into civil partnerships with ANYONE they choose,as long as they obviously meet legal requirements such as age,marital status etc.
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I found this deeply ironic to say the least, for years Homosexual couples campaigned hard to be recognised as a legal couple and argued that by not doing so they were discriminated against (rightly), now a Heterosexual couple want the same right it 'may cause human rights issues' but surely that is equally as discriminatory, i unfortunately get the feeling things are only really discriminatory if you belong to a minority group these daysRugby Gooner wrote:A hetrosexual couple went to the UK court of appeals today to try and get the right,(as homosexual couples have),to enter into a civil partnership.
The judges refused their right to do so as it "may cause human rights issues."
Surely people should have the right to marry or not,or enter into civil partnerships with ANYONE they choose,as long as they obviously meet legal requirements such as age,marital status etc.
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If you want to be taken seriously nowadays you need to be a black wheelchair bound homosexual dwarf.GoonerMuzz wrote:I found this deeply ironic to say the least, for years Homosexual couples campaigned hard to be recognised as a legal couple and argued that by not doing so they were discriminated against (rightly), now a Heterosexual couple want the same right it 'may cause human rights issues' but surely that is equally as discriminatory, i unfortunately get the feeling things are only really discriminatory if you belong to a minority group these daysRugby Gooner wrote:A hetrosexual couple went to the UK court of appeals today to try and get the right,(as homosexual couples have),to enter into a civil partnership.
The judges refused their right to do so as it "may cause human rights issues."
Surely people should have the right to marry or not,or enter into civil partnerships with ANYONE they choose,as long as they obviously meet legal requirements such as age,marital status etc.
Or Spuddy, as he is also known!
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I didn't know Spuddy was 'black'DB10GOONER wrote:If you want to be taken seriously nowadays you need to be a black wheelchair bound homosexual dwarf.GoonerMuzz wrote:I found this deeply ironic to say the least, for years Homosexual couples campaigned hard to be recognised as a legal couple and argued that by not doing so they were discriminated against (rightly), now a Heterosexual couple want the same right it 'may cause human rights issues' but surely that is equally as discriminatory, i unfortunately get the feeling things are only really discriminatory if you belong to a minority group these daysRugby Gooner wrote:A hetrosexual couple went to the UK court of appeals today to try and get the right,(as homosexual couples have),to enter into a civil partnership.
The judges refused their right to do so as it "may cause human rights issues."
Surely people should have the right to marry or not,or enter into civil partnerships with ANYONE they choose,as long as they obviously meet legal requirements such as age,marital status etc.
Or Spuddy, as he is also known!
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GoonerMuzz wrote:I didn't know Spuddy was 'black'DB10GOONER wrote:If you want to be taken seriously nowadays you need to be a black wheelchair bound homosexual dwarf.GoonerMuzz wrote:I found this deeply ironic to say the least, for years Homosexual couples campaigned hard to be recognised as a legal couple and argued that by not doing so they were discriminated against (rightly), now a Heterosexual couple want the same right it 'may cause human rights issues' but surely that is equally as discriminatory, i unfortunately get the feeling things are only really discriminatory if you belong to a minority group these daysRugby Gooner wrote:A hetrosexual couple went to the UK court of appeals today to try and get the right,(as homosexual couples have),to enter into a civil partnership.
The judges refused their right to do so as it "may cause human rights issues."
Surely people should have the right to marry or not,or enter into civil partnerships with ANYONE they choose,as long as they obviously meet legal requirements such as age,marital status etc.
Or Spuddy, as he is also known!
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I didn't know you'd given Paul Dacre his own thread in the basement.
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He promised to run the following headline for me;officepest wrote:I didn't know you'd given Paul Dacre his own thread in the basement.
"Immigrants Carry New Form Of AIDS That Lowers House Prices"
(with thanks to Frankie Boyle)
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DB10GOONER wrote:He promised to run the following headline for me;officepest wrote:I didn't know you'd given Paul Dacre his own thread in the basement.
"Immigrants Carry New Form Of AIDS That Lowers House Prices"
(with thanks to Frankie Boyle)
I fear for RG's safety with so many uncivil couples angrily roaming the UK.
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Here's irony for you, former Chairman of Equlity and Human Rights commission says political correctness has gone too far, he was one of the leading instigators in the early days
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/artic ... LLIPS.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/artic ... LLIPS.html