To Users of the Forum...

[Red Snapper]

Would it be acceptable to call him a bastard a fucker and a hairy fanny.

Or an illegitimate, fornicating vagina. Onanist is a good replacement word that even used to get past the mods on the official forum!

[Number 5]

Better stay off the sauce over this weekend or I'm liable to go down in a blaze of *word censored* glory.

[DB10GOONER]

Better stay off the sauce over this weekend or I'm liable to go down in a blaze of *word censored* glory.

To the glory of the burst hedgehog! Huzzah!

[Number 5]

Better stay off the sauce over this weekend or I'm liable to go down in a blaze of *word censored* glory.

To the glory of the burst hedgehog! Huzzah!

Just remembered its bank holiday on Monday too.

Better get mod club on DEFCON 2 mate, it won't be tonight as I'm training the under 12's in the morning.

Here's a coded warning though.

It'll be axe wound Strday or Sndy.

[DB10GOONER]

Better stay off the sauce over this weekend or I'm liable to go down in a blaze of *word censored* glory.

To the glory of the burst hedgehog! Huzzah!

Just remembered its bank holiday on Monday too.

Better get mod club on DEFCON 2 mate, it won't be tonight as I'm training the under 12's in the morning.

Here's a coded warning though.

It'll be axe wound Strday or Sndy.

Have just cancelled all leave and bumped all mods up to DEFCON 2 (or the "Number 5 is drunk" Alert as we call it!).

[Number 5]

Yeah its been a while.

I'm a bit like the IRA really.

Buried all my beer cans in the back garden but have a map tattooed on my arse cheeks of the exact location. Ready to spring back into action should the situation warrant a *word censored* a -thon.

[DB10GOONER]

Yeah its been a while.

I'm a bit like the IRA really.

Buried all my beer cans in the back garden but have a map tattooed on my arse cheeks of the exact location. Ready to spring back into action should the situation warrant a *word censored* a -thon.

Also just in case the "wine lovers" that live "next door" decide to dig up their bottles of Chardonnay!

[armchair]

Anyone tried cock?

[Red Gunner]

Anyone tried cock?

Nope, I've always been a Gooner.



And I also love fish.

[arseofacrow]

Yeah its been a while.

I'm a bit like the IRA really.

Buried all my beer cans in the back garden but have a map tattooed on my arse cheeks of the exact location. Ready to spring back into action should the situation warrant a *word censored* a -thon.

Might bring Galasso out of retirement for this - won't make any difference if that gets banned

[olgitgooner]

C word used by BBC


Very funny

Think about it

Excellent!

The c word shall henceforth be corporation. Or right corporation.

[g88ner]

C word used by BBC

Very funny

Think about it

[Top Londoner]

[DB10GOONER]

I've just run it by my fellow mods and "fuckpig" is still allowed. As is "period breath".

But alas the words "John Terry" are now banned. We could maybe use "Gash Features" instead....?

[augie]

I've just run it by my fellow mods and "fuckpig" is still allowed. As is "period breath".

But alas the words "John Terry" are now banned. We could maybe use "Gash Features" instead....?

When you say "run it by my fellow mods", what you really mean is that you asked permission didnt you ? I mean you werent consulted on the original decision so does that mean that you are low on the totem pole of mod power (no jokes about DB's lack of height now people please ) ?