Sporting H Thurs Mar 16th 2023 KO 8pm

[rodders999]

It was all those bastard kale burgers that slowed him down I reckon

Now there's talk that a few in the squad have caught the Tierney's, whether that's some sort of virus or the lasagnas I don't know but the better all be ok Sunday

[OneBardGooner]

Various Portuguese footie press claiming Hector has Improved greatly since deciding to leave Arsenal


Yeah! Sure fucking riiiiight! He didn't decide to l4eave ! He was shown the door and told Get The Fuck Out and Take Your hand woven clothes with you... And "DON'T FORGET YOU FUCKING VEGAN RECIPE BOOKS! "

[OneBardGooner]

It was all those bastard kale burgers that slowed him down I reckon

Now there's talk that a few in the squad have caught the Tierney's, whether that's some sort of virus or the lasagnas I don't know but the better all be ok Sunday

Sickness and Squirts apparently.... "Digestive Dis-order" 4 players now have it. (5 Live)

[falkirk goon]

It was all those bastard kale burgers that slowed him down I reckon

Now there's talk that a few in the squad have caught the Tierney's, whether that's some sort of virus or the lasagnas I don't know but the better all be ok Sunday

Sickness and Squirts apparently.... "Digestive Dis-order" 4 players now have it. (5 Live)

Oh fuck not good news Not just the players out factor but the being fucked after the shits factor not good for Sunday.

[DB10GOONER]

It was all those bastard kale burgers that slowed him down I reckon

Now there's talk that a few in the squad have caught the Tierney's, whether that's some sort of virus or the lasagnas I don't know but the better all be ok Sunday

Sickness and Squirts apparently.... "Digestive Dis-order" 4 players now have it. (5 Live)

Oh fuck not good news Not just the players out factor but the being fucked after the shits factor not good for Sunday.

The club nutritionists and Doctor will have those lads rehydrated and all their electrolytes replenished in 24 hours. The perks of playing at the top level unlike us poor fuckers....

[mcdowell42]

Arsenal XI vs. Sporting CP: Turner; White, Saliba, Kiwior, Zinchenko; Xhaka, Jorginho; Nelson, Fabio Vieira, Saka; Martinelli.

#UEL

Arsenal subs: Ramsdale, Hillson, Partey, Gabriel, Smith Rowe, Holding, Tomiyasu, Bandeira, Sagoe Jr, Smith, Walters.


Martin Odegaard is ill, but did travel to Lisbon.

Gabriel Jesus did not travel to Lisbon.

[rodders999]

Tomi deemed too shit to even be risked in this, that’s his Arsenal career done.

[augie]

Arsenal XI vs. Sporting CP: Turner; White, Saliba, Kiwior, Zinchenko; Xhaka, Jorginho; Nelson, Fabio Vieira, Saka; Martinelli.

#UEL

Arsenal subs: Ramsdale, Hillson, Partey, Gabriel, Smith Rowe, Holding, Tomiyasu, Bandeira, Sagoe Jr, Smith, Walters.


Martin Odegaard is ill, but did travel to Lisbon.

Gabriel Jesus did not travel to Lisbon.

I die a little every time I see that portugese lightweight on the team

[rodders999]

Big crowd in

[TeeCee]

Spurs will be getting crowds like that next season!

[OneBardGooner]

See they've already adopted the Feign a Head Injury tactic to stop us attacking... CEEEEUUUNNNTTTSSS!

[rodders999]

Getting opened up by a simple hoof ball over the top is becoming a worrying trend, happened a few times Saturday and again just there.

Any sighting of Linda yet?

[TeeCee]

Any sighting of Linda yet?

Still watering the plants around the dressing room

[Perryashburtongroves]

Any sighting of Linda yet?

Still watering the plants around the dressing room

Probably got his pinny on making the half-time cress sandwiches.

[OneBardGooner]

This stupid bimbo co-commentator is doing my fucking quanch in!