how about this for ridiculous...

[mcdowell42]

Hey g88ner. Tell us about the hot water-bottle cover please. Is this a euphemism?.............

Sewing machines now hot water bottle covers will the excitement never end

[armchair]

Hey g88ner. Tell us about the hot water-bottle cover please. Is this a euphemism?.............

Sewing machines now hot water bottle covers will the excitement never end

Shes making him a hot water-bottle cover. Sounds like code for.....
"Let me into your bed and I'll keep you warm big balls"

[DB10GOONER]

Hey g88ner. Tell us about the hot water-bottle cover please. Is this a euphemism?.............

Oh, yeah - a euphemism for;

"You are sooooo niiiiiice. We can still be friends, right? Can my new boyfriend borrow your car this weekend?"

[flash gunner]

Hey g88ner. Tell us about the hot water-bottle cover please. Is this a euphemism?.............

Sewing machines now hot water bottle covers will the excitement never end

Shes making him a hot water-bottle cover. Sounds like code for.....
"Let me into your bed and I'll keep you warm big balls"

Could be code for that or it might be code for 'leave me alone you sad fucker and get someone else to keep you warm in your long cold Birmingham nights'

[I Hate Hleb]

You guys are being harsh on g88ner if you are trying to suggest he has problems making women friends. After all, all he needs to do is tell a girl that he fancies them and they automatically want to be 'friends' with him!!

[Top Londoner]

You guys are being harsh on g88ner if you are trying to suggest he has problems making women friends. After all, all he needs to do is tell a girl that he fancies them and they automatically want to be 'friends' with him!!

facebook?

[armchair]

i think g88ner wants this thread to just fade away.............

We cant allow that now can we....?

[DB10GOONER]

How can he honestly expect this woman to start sewing him a hot water bottle cover with her lungs all full of her new boyfriend's baby batter?

FFS, g88ner - don't be so self centered!

[skizz_b]

finsbury park g88ner.......?

[arseofacrow]

[armchair]

Maybe one like this............

[armchair]

[Top Londoner]

BUMP

[g88ner]

BUMP

Banned!

Thanks for the hot water bottle ideas. Erm, Armchair, I don't suppose you have the knitting pattern for the second one, do you?

[northbank123]

How is this thread still going????

HAVE YOU FUCKED HER AGAIN YET OR WHAT?