Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 4:58 pm
Liverpool airport !! Fucking shithole
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Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 4:59 pm
The pouring part of the rim on Pyrex jugs! Fucking useless!!
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2018 2:47 pm
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Thu May 03, 2018 5:28 am
The recent trend in the media of using the word "classy " to describe anything they like.
The "classy tributes and gestures " of Liverpool, Arsenal,Man U and Roma are prime examples...
Oh and while I'm here I will add in the newish trend of not using capital letters where appropriate on social media.
I'm giving up Facebook because I cannot spare anymore time in my life to read garbage with dreadful grammar and spelling.
The "classy tributes and gestures " of Liverpool, Arsenal,Man U and Roma are prime examples...
Oh and while I'm here I will add in the newish trend of not using capital letters where appropriate on social media.
I'm giving up Facebook because I cannot spare anymore time in my life to read garbage with dreadful grammar and spelling.
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Thu May 03, 2018 6:51 am
Fuckwit tourists that walk 5 and 6 abreast down a footpath and will not fucking move to let people pass. 
My solution....
Hello, welcome to Dublin, here's my elbows you ignorant cùnts.
Also fuckwits walking along whilst texting on their phones who will actually fucking walk into you and then look at you like it was your fault. Entitled fucking morons.
Oh here come those elbows again....
My solution....
Hello, welcome to Dublin, here's my elbows you ignorant cùnts.
Also fuckwits walking along whilst texting on their phones who will actually fucking walk into you and then look at you like it was your fault. Entitled fucking morons.
Oh here come those elbows again....
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Thu May 03, 2018 4:00 pm
Fucking junkies, and their nine lives and protection from OB
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Thu May 03, 2018 7:50 pm
So,will giving up Facebook give you moor time two spend on hear, wear the spelling and grandma is eggcellent ?Bradywasking wrote: ↑Thu May 03, 2018 5:28 amThe recent trend in the media of using the word "classy " to describe anything they like.
The "classy tributes and gestures " of Liverpool, Arsenal,Man U and Roma are prime examples...
Oh and while I'm here I will add in the newish trend of not using capital letters where appropriate on social media.
I'm giving up Facebook because I cannot spare anymore time in my life to read garbage with dreadful grammar and spelling.
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Thu May 03, 2018 10:24 pm
I cincerly hoop sooStuartL wrote: ↑Thu May 03, 2018 7:50 pmSo,will giving up Facebook give you moor time two spend on hear, wear the spelling and grandma is eggcellent ?Bradywasking wrote: ↑Thu May 03, 2018 5:28 amThe recent trend in the media of using the word "classy " to describe anything they like.
The "classy tributes and gestures " of Liverpool, Arsenal,Man U and Roma are prime examples...
Oh and while I'm here I will add in the newish trend of not using capital letters where appropriate on social media.
I'm giving up Facebook because I cannot spare anymore time in my life to read garbage with dreadful grammar and spelling.
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Thu May 03, 2018 10:29 pm
Work with a guy who is ex army...Walks at 100mph with arms swinging.. Walked into town with him after work one day...group of Trinners students were blocking the footpath outside the college...We got within six yards of them when he let out a ferocious roar "right lads move" and they fucking did..DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Thu May 03, 2018 6:51 amFuckwit tourists that walk 5 and 6 abreast down a footpath and will not fucking move to let people pass.
My solution....
Hello, welcome to Dublin, here's my elbows you ignorant cùnts.
Also fuckwits walking along whilst texting on their phones who will actually fucking walk into you and then look at you like it was your fault. Entitled fucking morons.
Oh here come those elbows again....
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Fri May 04, 2018 10:28 am
Bradywasking wrote: ↑Thu May 03, 2018 10:29 pmWork with a guy who is ex army...Walks at 100mph with arms swinging.. Walked into town with him after work one day...group of Trinners students were blocking the footpath outside the college...We got within six yards of them when he let out a ferocious roar "right lads move" and they fucking did..DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Thu May 03, 2018 6:51 amFuckwit tourists that walk 5 and 6 abreast down a footpath and will not fucking move to let people pass.
My solution....
Hello, welcome to Dublin, here's my elbows you ignorant cùnts.
Also fuckwits walking along whilst texting on their phones who will actually fucking walk into you and then look at you like it was your fault. Entitled fucking morons.
Oh here come those elbows again....
Quality.
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Fri May 04, 2018 12:20 pm
Every media/commentator twat and his granny in this country, thats pronounces Schedule as “”Skedule”. Its a fucking Yankism. Fine for them but not us. Aluminum is another. Its Aluminium .......i could go on 
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Wed May 09, 2018 5:29 pm
It may have had something to do with the Live grenade he had in each handDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Fri May 04, 2018 10:28 amBradywasking wrote: ↑Thu May 03, 2018 10:29 pmWork with a guy who is ex army...Walks at 100mph with arms swinging.. Walked into town with him after work one day...group of Trinners students were blocking the footpath outside the college...We got within six yards of them when he let out a ferocious roar "right lads move" and they fucking did..DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Thu May 03, 2018 6:51 amFuckwit tourists that walk 5 and 6 abreast down a footpath and will not fucking move to let people pass.
My solution....
Hello, welcome to Dublin, here's my elbows you ignorant cùnts.
Also fuckwits walking along whilst texting on their phones who will actually fucking walk into you and then look at you like it was your fault. Entitled fucking morons.
Oh here come those elbows again....
Quality.
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Fri May 18, 2018 6:47 pm
Royal Weddings and the fucking circus surrounding them.
Even people from abroad talking horse shite about it to me.
I couldn't give a toss about royalty or their fucking weddings.
The tax money used to police it could have been put to a much better use, for something that benefits the country, like paying for a holiday to a Swiss clinic for every fucking inbred that gushes about this poxy ceremony.
Fuckers
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The BBC. I'm all for inclusion and diversity, but whoah !!!!! Why would you have The Elephants Man's ugly brother presenting a tv programme? He scared the living daylights out of me for crying out loud. If ever there was a face for radio, he has it. So long as he presents from the NASA space station that is.
And the Welsh sounding tv announcer. Sounds like IT is speaking down a snorkel trying not to swallow spunk from it. Listening made me feel like I was walking along one of those wonky moving floors at a fairground whilst being jabbed with a cattle prod.
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Chicken fucking kievs. C UNTS.
What wanker designed this shit. No point putting garlic butter inside if the fuckers burst during cooking, so the butter seeps out, burns and when opening the oven my kitchen looks like the SAS just popped a smoke bomb through the window. Try explaining four fucking smoke alarms going off at once to the neighbour at 11pm.
Even people from abroad talking horse shite about it to me.
I couldn't give a toss about royalty or their fucking weddings.
The tax money used to police it could have been put to a much better use, for something that benefits the country, like paying for a holiday to a Swiss clinic for every fucking inbred that gushes about this poxy ceremony.
Fuckers
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The BBC. I'm all for inclusion and diversity, but whoah !!!!! Why would you have The Elephants Man's ugly brother presenting a tv programme? He scared the living daylights out of me for crying out loud. If ever there was a face for radio, he has it. So long as he presents from the NASA space station that is.
And the Welsh sounding tv announcer. Sounds like IT is speaking down a snorkel trying not to swallow spunk from it. Listening made me feel like I was walking along one of those wonky moving floors at a fairground whilst being jabbed with a cattle prod.
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Chicken fucking kievs. C UNTS.
What wanker designed this shit. No point putting garlic butter inside if the fuckers burst during cooking, so the butter seeps out, burns and when opening the oven my kitchen looks like the SAS just popped a smoke bomb through the window. Try explaining four fucking smoke alarms going off at once to the neighbour at 11pm.
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Sat May 19, 2018 11:01 am
Royal interviewer: "What will it be like for you marrying into a family of white-trash, thick-as-pigshit, inbreds?"
"I'll just try to cope", says Megan.
"I'll just try to cope", says Megan.
Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit
Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 7:14 am
The Arsenal Way wrote: ↑Fri May 18, 2018 6:47 pmRoyal Weddings and the fucking circus surrounding them.
Even people from abroad talking horse shite about it to me.
I couldn't give a toss about royalty or their fucking weddings.
The tax money used to police it could have been put to a much better use, for something that benefits the country, like paying for a holiday to a Swiss clinic for every fucking inbred that gushes about this poxy ceremony
FUCKERS
Windsor Council for clearing the streets of genuine homeless people only to replace them with idiots acting homeless and sleeping on the street for one night just to catch a 30 second glimpse of two people they don't know!