help please
help please
there is this bloke at work who wont stop taunting me about his "club" signing greedy little cashley
what can i do short of beeting him up?
Please help ideas wanted
what can i do short of beeting him up?
Please help ideas wanted
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You could try telling him they got a greedy little mercenary who compares his privileged lifestyle with salvery while we got Gallas and some cash.
Or...
...Oh yeah, they're a bunch of scumbags with no history or class and a fanbase composed solely of glory seekers and BNP supporters.
Don't let this stop you beating him up if you absolutely have to though.
Or...
...Oh yeah, they're a bunch of scumbags with no history or class and a fanbase composed solely of glory seekers and BNP supporters.
Don't let this stop you beating him up if you absolutely have to though.
I condone beating him up. In fact, I encourage it. Still, if you don't want to do that, call him a few expletives and then ask him how many times Chelsea have won the league.
Next, inform him that in Abramovich's first summer, he spent as much as Arsene Wenger has spent at Arsenal in all of his seasons combined - and yet Chelsea still can't buy the class and history that we have, and will always have.
Then, put him in a round room and tell him to find the corner.
Try shagging his wife, too.
Next, inform him that in Abramovich's first summer, he spent as much as Arsene Wenger has spent at Arsenal in all of his seasons combined - and yet Chelsea still can't buy the class and history that we have, and will always have.
Then, put him in a round room and tell him to find the corner.
Try shagging his wife, too.
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COLLINS,
You ask: "what can i do short of beeting him up?"
I say: You can use the aforementioned beet (or any other root vegetable) and shove it up his Cashley!
Alternatively, ask him if he'd like to have his Willy back - after you have chopped it off with a machete first!!
If that doesn't work, just laugh at him. No need to say anything - just laugh. Nothing infuriates more than wondering why someone is laughing at you (just ask Baptista)
Personally, I prefer either of the first two options. You are much more likely to get his attention that way!!
You ask: "what can i do short of beeting him up?"
I say: You can use the aforementioned beet (or any other root vegetable) and shove it up his Cashley!
Alternatively, ask him if he'd like to have his Willy back - after you have chopped it off with a machete first!!
If that doesn't work, just laugh at him. No need to say anything - just laugh. Nothing infuriates more than wondering why someone is laughing at you (just ask Baptista)
Personally, I prefer either of the first two options. You are much more likely to get his attention that way!!
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Collins - Nearly forgot. You could also point out that Cashley's career has hardly hit new heights since leaving the Arsenal. A curse that seems to have afflicted a number of players who moved on to supposedly bigger and better things (Le Sulk, Petit, Overmars, Vieira). Take note Thierry and Cesc and others, if what the papers are saying has even a shred of truth.
Cashley would've been better off going to the Dunfootballin' Twilight Home for Retired Gooners down at Fratton Park.
Cashley would've been better off going to the Dunfootballin' Twilight Home for Retired Gooners down at Fratton Park.
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Chavs for the Chop!
O.k. then. We can include any Spuds, Mancs, Hammers and Mickey Mousers to the list.Galasso wrote:I can definitely see the makings of a new tarantino movie here. Although confining the suffering to a Chelsea fan seems selfish and wrong.
However, them Chavs do deserve special treatment all of their own for being such Johnny-come-lately know it alls, so can we reserve the 'Willy' treatment/punishment I suggested earlier for them only? Please?
exiled in notts wrote:Collins - Nearly forgot. You could also point out that Cashley's career has hardly hit new heights since leaving the Arsenal. A curse that seems to have afflicted a number of players who moved on to supposedly bigger and better things (Le Sulk, Petit, Overmars, Vieira). Take note Thierry and Cesc and others, if what the papers are saying has even a shred of truth.
Cashley would've been better off going to the Dunfootballin' Twilight Home for Retired Gooners down at Fratton Park.
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I wrote earlier: "However, them Chavs do deserve special treatment all of their own for being such Johnny-come-lately know it alls, so can we reserve the 'Willy' treatment/punishment I suggested earlier for them only? Please?"
Come to think of it, I don't suppose it would be too much of an ordeal for most Spurs fans! (Cutting comedy at its best, I'm sure you'll agree!)
Come to think of it, I don't suppose it would be too much of an ordeal for most Spurs fans! (Cutting comedy at its best, I'm sure you'll agree!)