Spreadable butter

Post by **SPUDMASHER** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:44 pm

Basil is a Gooner wrote:Took you a while to reply to this thread spud - only just finished your chores?

Nope, just been busy supervising her whilst she does them. I like to make sure she's up to the required standard

mcdowell42 · Post by **mcdowell42** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 4:06 pm

SPUD in 1 of my posts i told everybody i had sent the wife out to work.

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 5:19 pm

I can vouch for McD42, he did say that on page 1 if my memory serves me correct...

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 7:40 pm

mcdowell42 wrote:SPUD in 1 of my posts i told everybody i had sent the wife out to work.

Quite right, too!

Keep the wife busy.

Less time to find reasons to complain.

mcdowell42 · Post by **mcdowell42** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 7:57 pm

olgitgooner wrote:
mcdowell42 wrote:SPUD in 1 of my posts i told everybody i had sent the wife out to work.
Quite right, too!

Keep the wife busy.

Less time to find reasons to complain.

My wife is multi tasked so can complain no matter how busy she is.

Post by **SPUDMASHER** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:37 pm

she's not the only one mate

mcdowell42 · Post by **mcdowell42** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:39 pm

SPUDMASHER wrote:she's not the only one mate

And she wont be the last

corkbarry · Post by **corkbarry** » Tue Jun 16, 2009 6:41 pm

What would we do without her?

In fact this is so good I should have posted it in the general chat

mcdowell42 · Post by **mcdowell42** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:37 pm

mcdowell42 wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
mcdowell42 wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
mcdowell42 wrote:
When your buttering the bread dont use dairygold that says its softer and easier to spread because its not.
Get over it mate youre not havng the beef sandwich now
No but i was going to have the beef sandwich earlier but because the butter wasnt softer and easier to spread it destroyed the last 2 slices of bread in the house and i just wanted to warn everybody about the perils of using butter thats supposed to be softer and easier to spread when its not. As an uncle of mine used to say when he was trying to explain something ARE YOU WITH ME.
Stick to the Battered sausage and bun burger mate much easier

Dont get me started on that not enough salt and vinegar on them.But thats a thread for another day in the basement.

Had a takeaway again tonight too much salt and vinegar chips fell through bottom of the bag because there was too much vinegar on them.Having no luck with my food lately.

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:33 pm

Right.

After much thought, I have solved the hard butter problem.

It's all about the seven P's.

Properly
Planned
Preparation
Prevents
Piss
Poor
Performance

GET THE BUTTER OUT OF THE FRIDGE AT LEAST TWO HOURS BEFORE YOU NEED IT !!!!

Problem solved.

(I ALWAYS take the butter out of the fridge BEFORE I go down the pub. Just in case I am hungry when I get home)

Seven P's.

Never lets you down.

mcdowell42 · Post by **mcdowell42** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:47 pm

olgitgooner wrote:Right.

After much thought, I have solved the hard butter problem.

It's all about the seven P's.

Properly
Planned
Preparation
Prevents
Piss
Poor
Performance

GET THE BUTTER OUT OF THE FRIDGE AT LEAST TWO HOURS BEFORE YOU NEED IT !!!!

Problem solved.

(I ALWAYS take the butter out of the fridge BEFORE I go down the pub. Just in case I am hungry when I get home)

Seven P's.

Never lets you down.

In fairness oldgit ive moved on with my life you should too

Post by **flash gunner** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:52 pm

mcdowell42 wrote:
olgitgooner wrote:Right.

After much thought, I have solved the hard butter problem.

It's all about the seven P's.

Properly
Planned
Preparation
Prevents
Piss
Poor
Performance

GET THE BUTTER OUT OF THE FRIDGE AT LEAST TWO HOURS BEFORE YOU NEED IT !!!!

Problem solved.

(I ALWAYS take the butter out of the fridge BEFORE I go down the pub. Just in case I am hungry when I get home)

Seven P's.

Never lets you down.

In fairness oldgit ive moved on with my life you should too

What did you have for dinner tonight Mac?

mcdowell42 · Post by **mcdowell42** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:54 pm

flash gunner wrote:
mcdowell42 wrote:
olgitgooner wrote:Right.

After much thought, I have solved the hard butter problem.

It's all about the seven P's.

Properly
Planned
Preparation
Prevents
Piss
Poor
Performance

GET THE BUTTER OUT OF THE FRIDGE AT LEAST TWO HOURS BEFORE YOU NEED IT !!!!

Problem solved.

(I ALWAYS take the butter out of the fridge BEFORE I go down the pub. Just in case I am hungry when I get home)

Seven P's.

Never lets you down.

In fairness oldgit ive moved on with my life you should too

What did you have for dinner tonight Mac?

Havent eaten yet but i fancy some sausages

olgitgooner · Post by **olgitgooner** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:50 pm

Mac.

Have you bought the sausages?

Do you have a frying pan?

Have you got the oil/lard/butter sorted?

Remember the seven P's.

mcdowell42 · Post by **mcdowell42** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:01 pm

olgitgooner wrote:Mac.

Have you bought the sausages?

Do you have a frying pan?

Have you got the oil/lard/butter sorted?

Remember the seven P's.

Am at this very moment having sausage sandwiches :bar_b_q: