Spreadable butter
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Olgit said
" Keep a pack of PROPER butter in the fridge. This stuff is the dogs bollocks. Does not contain E numbers. And is bloody lovely on toast. "
See!! SEE!!!
We MEN DO Know what IS Important!....trying telling that to a Feckin' woman and she'll say 'Oh but it's bad for your heart etc etc'
Yes...well on occasions So the FECK are YOU!...Nw where's the Remote...The match is on!????
Aaah! (sigh) I can see you have cottoned on to my thread of thinking there fellow Gooners!....eventually the Anger and Frustration from last season has got to come out!.....
Now where was I???
Aaah yes, Toast.
Now then is it: Sliced or Unsliced (that you can cut yourself and make Big Thick Pieces with - that just about fit in the Toaster!)?
And then! Is it White (Proper Heavy White Bread NOT! the stuff that passes for chewing gum when you take a bite out of it!)
Is it Brown Bread (Wholemeal - no seeds or nutty bits etc)
Is it Granary (the stuff with canary seeds etc in)
And THEN! Aaaah Yes ! THEN....How much do you Toast It!
Lightly Browned? (neither toast or untoasted)
Toasted (so you know it's had something done to it)
Well Toasted (So it's crunchy when you bite into it and the smell of the butter on it is making you dribble!)
Very Well Toasted (Black around the crust etc) Yet not carbon dust so that it tastes like eating Burnt Wood!?
And then do you let it Cool Slightly? Totally? or Not At All!?
Aaaaaah The vageries of Toast eh!!!
" Keep a pack of PROPER butter in the fridge. This stuff is the dogs bollocks. Does not contain E numbers. And is bloody lovely on toast. "
See!! SEE!!!
We MEN DO Know what IS Important!....trying telling that to a Feckin' woman and she'll say 'Oh but it's bad for your heart etc etc'
Yes...well on occasions So the FECK are YOU!...Nw where's the Remote...The match is on!????
Aaah! (sigh) I can see you have cottoned on to my thread of thinking there fellow Gooners!....eventually the Anger and Frustration from last season has got to come out!.....
Now where was I???
Aaah yes, Toast.
Now then is it: Sliced or Unsliced (that you can cut yourself and make Big Thick Pieces with - that just about fit in the Toaster!)?
And then! Is it White (Proper Heavy White Bread NOT! the stuff that passes for chewing gum when you take a bite out of it!)
Is it Brown Bread (Wholemeal - no seeds or nutty bits etc)
Is it Granary (the stuff with canary seeds etc in)
And THEN! Aaaah Yes ! THEN....How much do you Toast It!
Lightly Browned? (neither toast or untoasted)
Toasted (so you know it's had something done to it)
Well Toasted (So it's crunchy when you bite into it and the smell of the butter on it is making you dribble!)
Very Well Toasted (Black around the crust etc) Yet not carbon dust so that it tastes like eating Burnt Wood!?
And then do you let it Cool Slightly? Totally? or Not At All!?
Aaaaaah The vageries of Toast eh!!!
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Thats easier and softer to spreadolgitgooner wrote:White
crusty
one inch thick
golden brown
proper butter(lots of)
Now the other question which has not been addressed is what do you like on your toast (except for butter, of course).
Jam
honey
marmalade
eggs
cheese
tomatoes
mushrooms
peanut butter
chocolate spread
or maybe just extra butter.
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One Bard...OneBardGooner wrote:Olgit said
" Keep a pack of PROPER butter in the fridge. This stuff is the dogs bollocks. Does not contain E numbers. And is bloody lovely on toast. "
See!! SEE!!!
We MEN DO Know what IS Important!....trying telling that to a Feckin' woman and she'll say 'Oh but it's bad for your heart etc etc'
Yes...well on occasions So the FECK are YOU!...Nw where's the Remote...The match is on!????
Aaah! (sigh) I can see you have cottoned on to my thread of thinking there fellow Gooners!....eventually the Anger and Frustration from last season has got to come out!.....
Now where was I???
Aaah yes, Toast.
Now then is it: Sliced or Unsliced (that you can cut yourself and make Big Thick Pieces with - that just about fit in the Toaster!)?
And then! Is it White (Proper Heavy White Bread NOT! the stuff that passes for chewing gum when you take a bite out of it!)
Is it Brown Bread (Wholemeal - no seeds or nutty bits etc)
Is it Granary (the stuff with canary seeds etc in)
And THEN! Aaaah Yes ! THEN....How much do you Toast It!
Lightly Browned? (neither toast or untoasted)
Toasted (so you know it's had something done to it)
Well Toasted (So it's crunchy when you bite into it and the smell of the butter on it is making you dribble!)
Very Well Toasted (Black around the crust etc) Yet not carbon dust so that it tastes like eating Burnt Wood!?
And then do you let it Cool Slightly? Totally? or Not At All!?
Aaaaaah The vageries of Toast eh!!!
Reading your post has reminded me of the following song from the 70's do you remember it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJmKStqugMc
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Blimey, I think we've started something, a whole raft of songs about bread, toast in tribute to McD42....olgitgooner wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m1cP0ez_S8
Couple of things about your clip, the lead singer looks like Max Headroom and has he... hmmm, got something caught in his flies to sing as high pitched as that....
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Found another Toast song, not as good as Paul Young's classic version though IMO....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrF_K1w2haE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrF_K1w2haE
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The lead singer looks like a rather gay Max Headroom, to me.franksav63 wrote:Blimey, I think we've started something, a whole raft of songs about bread, toast in tribute to McD42....olgitgooner wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m1cP0ez_S8
Couple of things about your clip, the lead singer looks like Max Headroom and has he... hmmm, got something caught in his flies to sing as high pitched as that....
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Yes, extremely....olgitgooner wrote:The lead singer looks like a rather gay Max Headroom, to me.franksav63 wrote:Blimey, I think we've started something, a whole raft of songs about bread, toast in tribute to McD42....olgitgooner wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m1cP0ez_S8
Couple of things about your clip, the lead singer looks like Max Headroom and has he... hmmm, got something caught in his flies to sing as high pitched as that....
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Feck I'd forgotten that!!..jeeezuss Paul Young looks sooo well 'young'....tell you what reading all these posts about Toast and Sausages has inspred me to have Toasted Sausage Sandwiche - Loads of Butter and RED SAUCE! Oh! Yussss! mmmmmmmmm sllurrrppp!franksav63 wrote:One Bard...OneBardGooner wrote:Olgit said
" Keep a pack of PROPER butter in the fridge. This stuff is the dogs bollocks. Does not contain E numbers. And is bloody lovely on toast. "
See!! SEE!!!
We MEN DO Know what IS Important!....trying telling that to a Feckin' woman and she'll say 'Oh but it's bad for your heart etc etc'
Yes...well on occasions So the FECK are YOU!...Nw where's the Remote...The match is on!????
Aaah! (sigh) I can see you have cottoned on to my thread of thinking there fellow Gooners!....eventually the Anger and Frustration from last season has got to come out!.....
Now where was I???
Aaah yes, Toast.
Now then is it: Sliced or Unsliced (that you can cut yourself and make Big Thick Pieces with - that just about fit in the Toaster!)?
And then! Is it White (Proper Heavy White Bread NOT! the stuff that passes for chewing gum when you take a bite out of it!)
Is it Brown Bread (Wholemeal - no seeds or nutty bits etc)
Is it Granary (the stuff with canary seeds etc in)
And THEN! Aaaah Yes ! THEN....How much do you Toast It!
Lightly Browned? (neither toast or untoasted)
Toasted (so you know it's had something done to it)
Well Toasted (So it's crunchy when you bite into it and the smell of the butter on it is making you dribble!)
Very Well Toasted (Black around the crust etc) Yet not carbon dust so that it tastes like eating Burnt Wood!?
And then do you let it Cool Slightly? Totally? or Not At All!?
Aaaaaah The vageries of Toast eh!!!
Reading your post has reminded me of the following song from the 70's do you remember it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJmKStqugMc
I can't remember the name of the song or group but the lyrics went something like:
Well, I like Bread and Butter
S/he likes toast and Jam
sorry that's all I can remember....
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Onebard, Oldgit mentioned it above, it's by The Newbeats...OneBardGooner wrote:Feck I'd forgotten that!!..jeeezuss Paul Young looks sooo well 'young'....tell you what reading all these posts about Toast and Sausages has inspred me to have Toasted Sausage Sandwiche - Loads of Butter and RED SAUCE! Oh! Yussss! mmmmmmmmm sllurrrppp!franksav63 wrote:One Bard...OneBardGooner wrote:Olgit said
" Keep a pack of PROPER butter in the fridge. This stuff is the dogs bollocks. Does not contain E numbers. And is bloody lovely on toast. "
See!! SEE!!!
We MEN DO Know what IS Important!....trying telling that to a Feckin' woman and she'll say 'Oh but it's bad for your heart etc etc'
Yes...well on occasions So the FECK are YOU!...Nw where's the Remote...The match is on!????
Aaah! (sigh) I can see you have cottoned on to my thread of thinking there fellow Gooners!....eventually the Anger and Frustration from last season has got to come out!.....
Now where was I???
Aaah yes, Toast.
Now then is it: Sliced or Unsliced (that you can cut yourself and make Big Thick Pieces with - that just about fit in the Toaster!)?
And then! Is it White (Proper Heavy White Bread NOT! the stuff that passes for chewing gum when you take a bite out of it!)
Is it Brown Bread (Wholemeal - no seeds or nutty bits etc)
Is it Granary (the stuff with canary seeds etc in)
And THEN! Aaaah Yes ! THEN....How much do you Toast It!
Lightly Browned? (neither toast or untoasted)
Toasted (so you know it's had something done to it)
Well Toasted (So it's crunchy when you bite into it and the smell of the butter on it is making you dribble!)
Very Well Toasted (Black around the crust etc) Yet not carbon dust so that it tastes like eating Burnt Wood!?
And then do you let it Cool Slightly? Totally? or Not At All!?
Aaaaaah The vageries of Toast eh!!!
Reading your post has reminded me of the following song from the 70's do you remember it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJmKStqugMc
I can't remember the name of the song or group but the lyrics went something like:
Well, I like Bread and Butter
S/he likes toast and Jam
sorry that's all I can remember....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m1cP0ez_S8
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Do you know when i started this thread i thought to myself that i would be lucky to get a few replies but i think i have created a monster all because the butter didnt do what it said on the packet.Now we have guys making music and films about this topic.I expect to get any royalties made on this venture.
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Mac, you have become an onlinegooner legend!mcdowell42 wrote:Do you know when i started this thread i thought to myself that i would be lucky to get a few replies but i think i have created a monster all because the butter didnt do what it said on the packet.Now we have guys making music and films about this topic.I expect to get any royalties made on this venture.