The "Clive Xhakatard is a C*nt" c*nt Thread

[Bradywasking]

Conor McGregor....

[Bradywasking]

Neil Warnock....complained about "a lack of class" from the Wolves manager last night.

[StuartL]

Neil Warnock....complained about "a lack of class" from the Wolves manager last night.

Was just going to post same - Colin wanker fully lived up to his name, refusing to shake hands and not wanting to see his wolves counterpart after the match. Bad loser - lack of class - hypocrite of the highest order.

[GranadaJoe]

Conor McGregor....

Someone suggested that he was angry because somebody had called him a pikey.

Fancy calling a borish, loud-mouthed, arrogant, aggressive violent show-off a pikey. How very dare they?

[OneBardGooner]

Conor McGregor....

Someone suggested that he was angry because somebody had called him a pikey.

Fancy calling a borish, loud-mouthed, arrogant, un-educated, gobshite, aggressive violent show-off a pikey. How very dare they?

[DB10GOONER]

Conor McGregor....

Someone suggested that he was angry because somebody had called him a pikey.

Fancy calling a borish, loud-mouthed, arrogant, aggressive violent show-off a pikey. How very dare they?

It had publicity stunt written all over it..... be interesting to see if he gets convicted of anything that would ruin his career in the US.

Can't stand the dickhead myself. He is a complete arsehole.

[GranadaJoe]

Harry Kane, who claimed, and was awarded, Erikson's goal because, "I swear it grazed my shoulder."

So you made no effort to direct or redirect the ball towards the goal, there was no mental process going on in that thick head of yours.

You were, in fact, an unconcious, inactive agent, who just happened to be stood there.

By your logic, a keeper who gets any part of his body to the ball should be credited with an own goal.

In fact, if a shot hits the post, the post should be awarded the goal.

If you are lucky enough to win (or steal) the Golden Boot I hope you hang your head in shame.

[Jock Gooner]

Not only are you a lying cheating cu.nt Kane but I now hate you even more for making me actually want a mouser to win the golden boot. Fucking embarrassment you pathetic cheating fucker I hope your ankle gives again as citeh hump you wankers at the weekend and fingers crossed that you're out for the world cup too. *word censored*

[flash gunner]

Conor McGregor....

Someone suggested that he was angry because somebody had called him a pikey.

Fancy calling a borish, loud-mouthed, arrogant, aggressive violent show-off a pikey. How very dare they?

It had publicity stunt written all over it..... be interesting to see if he gets convicted of anything that would ruin his career in the US.

Looked like a WWE publicity stunt

[DB10GOONER]

Not only are you a lying cheating cu.nt Kane but I now hate you even more for making me actually want a mouser to win the golden boot. Fucking embarrassment you pathetic cheating fucker I hope your ankle gives again as citeh hump you wankers at the weekend and fingers crossed that you're out for the world cup too. *word censored*

Have to agree it is fucking pathetic shameful and dishonest. As Joe said above every goal that doesn't fly straight in should now be awarded to any keeper (or defender) it happens to "graze" on its way in.

Fat Tongue is a prize prick. And the scum are still fucking small time with this desperate attempt to have somebody anybody connected to the club win something. I wonder if the swollen mouth cùnt wins it will the scum add "Harry Kane Golden Boot 2018" to their already hilarious list of "honours"? My bet is yes they will.

[DB10GOONER]

Turns out Harry Kane shot JR Ewing.

And JFK.

He was also Spartacus.

[GranadaJoe]

The Premier League witnessed an unprecedented event this afternoon, with all 30 goals being scored by Harry Kane, including a record 11 in his team's meeting with Champions-elect Manchester City.
When I queried how 11 goals could be attributed to the England striker in a match that ended 3-1, Chairman of the Spurious Goals Panel, Mr.Kane, explained that the three goals Harry scored against his own team counted double, and pointed out that I appeared to have forgotten the 4 goals Harry scored in the warm-up.

In a spittle-strewn interview with the new leading scorer, Kane told me, "I swear that DNA, from where I'd previously slobbered onto all this afternoon's pitches, was found on the balls."
Kane added that he hoped to bag a couple more goals in tomorrow's matches in Newcastle and Manchester.

[GranadaJoe]

Harry Kane is tragic.
His tongue is very fat.
And when he hears a goal's been scored,
He says, "I'm 'aving that."

[Jock Gooner]

The Premier League witnessed an unprecedented event this afternoon, with all 30 goals being scored by Harry Kane, including a record 11 in his team's meeting with Champions-elect Manchester City.
When I queried how 11 goals could be attributed to the England striker in a match that ended 3-1, Chairman of the Spurious Goals Panel, Mr.Kane, explained that the three goals Harry scored against his own team counted double, and pointed out that I appeared to have forgotten the 4 goals Harry scored in the warm-up.

In a spittle-strewn interview with the new leading scorer, Kane told me, "I swear that DNA, from where I'd previously slobbered onto all this afternoon's pitches, was found on the balls."
Kane added that he hoped to bag a couple more goals in tomorrow's matches in Newcastle and Manchester.

[Bradywasking]

Harry Kane is tragic.
His tongue is very fat.
And when he hears a goal's been scored,
He says, "I'm 'aving that."