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Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

Posted: Tue May 19, 2015 8:50 am
by arseofacrow
mcdowell42 wrote:
arseofacrow wrote:Random minutes applause during the game. Stop it.

:twisted: :banghead:

I take it you aren't a fan of the clap. :wink:
Never have been mate. Especially their 2010 version of, "What have you done to me lately?" :)

Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2015 12:49 am
by goonersid
Not being able to get to bastard sleep so having to resort to posting on the forum at 2 50 am

Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

Posted: Thu Jun 01, 2017 8:49 pm
by goonersid
People overtaking on on dual carriageway or motorway at 1 fucking mph faster than the vehicle they are overtaking

Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2017 1:43 pm
by greengooner
The women's "mini marathon"...,its not a mini anything, it's a f**king 10k, if you want to do a marathon get off your holes, train for 4 months and then run 26.2 miles!, a 10k is challenge enough but that's what it is..10 k...only place I could say this without being slaughtered by all the touchy freely PC wankers in this country.

Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2017 1:47 pm
by Red Snapper
goonersid wrote:
Thu Jun 01, 2017 8:49 pm
People overtaking on on dual carriageway or motorway at 1 fucking mph faster than the vehicle they are overtaking
Thank average speed cameras for that :banghead:

Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

Posted: Mon Jun 05, 2017 6:26 pm
by Bradywasking
greengooner wrote:
Sun Jun 04, 2017 1:43 pm
The women's "mini marathon"...,its not a mini anything, it's a f**king 10k, if you want to do a marathon get off your holes, train for 4 months and then run 26.2 miles!, a 10k is challenge enough but that's what it is..10 k...only place I could say this without being slaughtered by all the touchy freely PC wankers in this country.
Throw in all those blokes who dress up as women for it and think (A) they are original , and (B) they are funny...they are neither...oh yeah ladies when you finish please don't walk around town with the tin cheap medal around your neck looking for adulation from all and sundry. ..

Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2017 6:03 pm
by Brightonnxtround
People who sit in lane 2 on a moterway and just fucking stay there *word censored* thinking you wouldn't dare undertake
Wrong you fuckin wanker

Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2017 9:20 am
by OneBardGooner
No Air Conditioning in this shite office built only 10 years ago - and supposedly Built to Purpose....Ohhh! We "DO" have Air Conditioning Units 20 of the BIG FDuckkers in the basement - They have been sat there for 10 years!!! Why? Oh! Why? You might ask..

Because the person who 'designed' the building - the one specifically for purpose - omitted to include the necessary structural requirements in the walls and ceilings for Air Conditioning Units and the Draft & Piping System.

And the c.u.n.t who did this is still in business.


Anyone got a Gun? :evil: :evil: :evil:

Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2017 7:40 pm
by Brightonnxtround
People on hear who think I should lose my Englishness to fit in with all the other *word censored* in Europe

Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2017 9:10 am
by DB10GOONER
Brightonnxtround wrote:
Mon Jun 26, 2017 7:40 pm
People on hear who think I should lose my Englishness to fit in with all the other *word censored* in Europe
Who exactly has said that, Brighton? I can't recall anyone on here saying you should "lose your Englishness". And why do you think all Europeans are cúnts? How many do you actually know? :|

Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2017 12:21 pm
by Brightonnxtround
The same reason I know all spurs fans are *word censored*

Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2017 12:45 pm
by Brightonnxtround
DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Jun 27, 2017 9:10 am
Brightonnxtround wrote:
Mon Jun 26, 2017 7:40 pm
People on hear who think I should lose my Englishness to fit in with all the other *word censored* in Europe
Who exactly has said that, Brighton? I can't recall anyone on here saying you should "lose your Englishness". And why do you think all Europeans are cúnts? How many do you actually know? :|
Non DB and do you know why .......
Because they don't fucking integrate
Not with my generation they don't because there all fucking teenagers
Where does that leave people in this country of my age ,
Fucking worried
And that my gooner friend is why all us old *word censored* voted leave ...... :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2017 8:04 am
by DB10GOONER
Brightonnxtround wrote:
Tue Jun 27, 2017 12:45 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Jun 27, 2017 9:10 am
Brightonnxtround wrote:
Mon Jun 26, 2017 7:40 pm
People on hear who think I should lose my Englishness to fit in with all the other *word censored* in Europe
Who exactly has said that, Brighton? I can't recall anyone on here saying you should "lose your Englishness". And why do you think all Europeans are cúnts? How many do you actually know? :|
Non DB and do you know why .......
Because they don't fucking integrate
Not with my generation they don't because there all fucking teenagers
Where does that leave people in this country of my age ,
Fucking worried
And that my gooner friend is why all us old *word censored* voted leave ...... :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
But what are you worried about, mate?

Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2017 8:26 am
by Allgunsblazin
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Jun 28, 2017 8:04 am
Brightonnxtround wrote:
Tue Jun 27, 2017 12:45 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Jun 27, 2017 9:10 am
Brightonnxtround wrote:
Mon Jun 26, 2017 7:40 pm
People on hear who think I should lose my Englishness to fit in with all the other *word censored* in Europe
Who exactly has said that, Brighton? I can't recall anyone on here saying you should "lose your Englishness". And why do you think all Europeans are cúnts? How many do you actually know? :|
Non DB and do you know why .......
Because they don't fucking integrate
Not with my generation they don't because there all fucking teenagers
Where does that leave people in this country of my age ,
Fucking worried
And that my gooner friend is why all us old *word censored* voted leave ...... :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
But what are you worried about, mate?
Get a couple of rabid English Bull Terriers that will sort the cants!... :lol:

Re: Grumpy Git - things that "literally" get on my tit

Posted: Wed Jun 28, 2017 8:37 am
by DB10GOONER
Allgunsblazin wrote:
Wed Jun 28, 2017 8:26 am
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Jun 28, 2017 8:04 am
Brightonnxtround wrote:
Tue Jun 27, 2017 12:45 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Tue Jun 27, 2017 9:10 am
Brightonnxtround wrote:
Mon Jun 26, 2017 7:40 pm
People on hear who think I should lose my Englishness to fit in with all the other *word censored* in Europe
Who exactly has said that, Brighton? I can't recall anyone on here saying you should "lose your Englishness". And why do you think all Europeans are cúnts? How many do you actually know? :|
Non DB and do you know why .......
Because they don't fucking integrate
Not with my generation they don't because there all fucking teenagers
Where does that leave people in this country of my age ,
Fucking worried
And that my gooner friend is why all us old *word censored* voted leave ...... :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
But what are you worried about, mate?
Get a couple of rabid English Bull Terriers that will sort the cants!... :lol:
Unless they come up against an Irish Wolf Hound. He will fuck up their shit in the blink of an eye. 8) Huge powerful bastards historically used for warfare and fucking up wolves, they very seldom harm humans but don't like other dogs. :box: