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Bradywasking wrote: ↑

Thu Jun 21, 2018 8:30 pm

People who cycle or push bicycles on busy footpaths...Why the fuck do they do it?

^^^THIS 1,000,000% - And i especially in the morning when they go along at full pelt - Trick is to take your nan-chuk/rice flail with you and whirl it around so they avoid you like the plague. Though occasionally you do get to actually hit one of the cuntts so it's a win win situation.

Dublin bus drivers. The most ignorant pack of cùnts on planet Earth. Forget ISIS, these are the wànkers we need to be targeting for drone strikes.

You see them all over the city stopped at traffic lights and parked right across the pedestrian crossing making people walk around them. And if it's two busses then the second one will pull up tight to his mate's arse (oo-er matron) so that pedestrians have to take their life in their hands and step out into traffic to cross the fucking road. Pure fucking ignorance.

That's it folks. The world needs to end. We have reached a point of vacuous bimbodom previously thought unreachable even for a Kuntdashian.

http://www.msn.com/en-ie/lifestyle/life ... ocid=ientp

"inspiring"

My daughter will be starting the final year of her degree in September. Her timetable has just been released and she's got 7 contact hours a week.

30 weeks x 7 hours = 210 hours (a.k.a. 5 weeks work for most of us), which is costing her 9,250 quid, or 44 per hour. She could hire her own private tutor for less than that.

In fact it's even worse because bank holidays will impact that and there's a 'reading week' during which there's no lectures (for 'reading week' read 'lecturers fuck off for a holiday week').
Also, those 7 hours occur over two consecutive days, so there's 3 week days on which she receives no teaching whatsoever.

Universities are taking the piss!!!!!!!

Once upon a time plastic carrier bags were free in supermarkets, then to save the planet we were told that there was to be a charge of 5 pence levied on them at the checkout. However to show that it's all on the level 4 pence of that charge would go to charity . 1st question what happenend to the other penny ? Who suddenly was benefitting from that ?
Today it's announced that the fee is increasing to 10 p . Any news on the benefit to charity ? Anyone seen a list of which charities have benefitted from the scheme and even how much was raised , or are we looking at a back door profit centre?

This fat fucking lump of a bird sat beside me on my commuter train home. Sitting there whining like a fucking child into her phone about her struggle with her weight watchers programme.... whilst slopping down a Big Mac, large fries, apple pie and milkshake with all the finesse of a starving pig with the munchies.

I would also happily kill every one of these cùnts that talks with their mouth full of food. Happily.

Oops. I think she saw me type that.

She's glaring at me.

Cripes maybe she's still hungry. I might look like food to this fat bitch.


Yep fuck she deffo saw me type that.

What the actual living Christ on a bike cycling fuck? She just pulled a Snickers out of her fucking bra! Am I fucking seeing things?

No apparently not. This fucking Dugong just stuck her phone in the bra where her Snickers was. WTF is going on?!!

Fuck me sideways the Snickers looks all melted !!

Aw fuck sake she is licking her fingers.

Straight up if Nelly the fucking elephant here doesn't fuck off I'm gonna hurl all over the fat bitch.

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Mon Sep 03, 2018 4:49 pm

Aw fuck sake she is licking her fingers.

Straight up if Nelly the fucking elephant here doesn't fuck off I'm gonna hurl all over the fat bitch.

I bet you still would though!

GranadaJoe wrote: ↑

Mon Sep 03, 2018 6:53 pm

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Mon Sep 03, 2018 4:49 pm

Aw fuck sake she is licking her fingers.

Straight up if Nelly the fucking elephant here doesn't fuck off I'm gonna hurl all over the fat bitch.

I bet you still would though!

I do not appreciate you making light of the trauma I suffered Joe.

#malelivesmatter

#ustoo

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Tue Sep 04, 2018 5:42 am

GranadaJoe wrote: ↑

Mon Sep 03, 2018 6:53 pm

DB10GOONER wrote: ↑

Mon Sep 03, 2018 4:49 pm

Aw fuck sake she is licking her fingers.

Straight up if Nelly the fucking elephant here doesn't fuck off I'm gonna hurl all over the fat bitch.

I bet you still would though!

I do not appreciate you making light of the trauma I suffered Joe.

#malelivesmatter

#ustoo

If you'd have sneaked a quick photo we could all have shared your pain.

But would we want to.?