Bendtner; The Leg-end

[1989]

safcftm, I don't think you realise just how Bendtner is. As far as I'm concerned he's a championship player at best and Sunderland could do better than him. Anyway good to luck to you guys and I hope he does better for you than he did for us.....before completing his dream move to Barcelona next summer.

[safcftm]

By the way, I've now heard from someone (who is pretty trustworthy on such things) that apparently it was Bendtner who initiated the move, which is a bit strange. Apparently having heard that Crouch was going to go to Stoke he actually phoned Bruce and said to give him a chance and let him prove himself. Thats also been reported on the sunderland forum so there might well be something in it. Haven't heard of that happening very often so he really must be desperate for first team football in his favoured position, fair play to him for that I suppose.

Did he want to go to Stoke beforehand?

Dont think so, seems like he was hoping someone in the PL would come in for him (us, stoke, fulham, pretty much anyone) and when it got late on in the window he realised that no one was prepared to take a chance on him so, seeing that our move for Crouch had broken down and, due to knowing Bruce and apparently having a good relationship with him despite shagging his daughter and chucking her, he thought he should phone him and ask if he'd give him a chance rather than see us end the window without the striker we needed and without getting a move for himself. He knew that if we werent getting Crouch we might give him a chance and so here he is.

[Red Gunner]

By the way, I've now heard from someone (who is pretty trustworthy on such things) that apparently it was Bendtner who initiated the move, which is a bit strange. Apparently having heard that Crouch was going to go to Stoke he actually phoned Bruce and said to give him a chance and let him prove himself. Thats also been reported on the sunderland forum so there might well be something in it. Haven't heard of that happening very often so he really must be desperate for first team football in his favoured position, fair play to him for that I suppose.

Did he want to go to Stoke beforehand?

Dont think so, seems like he was hoping someone in the PL would come in for him (us, stoke, fulham, pretty much anyone) and when it got late on in the window he realised that no one was prepared to take a chance on him so, seeing that our move for Crouch had broken down and, due to knowing Bruce and apparently having a good relationship with him despite shagging his daughter and chucking her, he thought he should phone him and ask if he'd give him a chance rather than see us end the window without the striker we needed and without getting a move for himself. He knew that if we werent getting Crouch we might give him a chance and so here he is.

Hm, perhaps this is all an elaborate plan by Bruce to let Nik rot in Sunderland's reserves and further stunt his career progress, thus gaining a long-awaited revenge for his daughter.

We can but hope

[safcftm]

safcftm, I don't think you realise just how Bendtner is. As far as I'm concerned he's a championship player at best and Sunderland could do better than him. Anyway good to luck to you guys and I hope he does better for you than he did for us.....before completing his dream move to Barcelona next summer.

Cheers mate- well I've watched him a few times in person and a lot on tele and I've always viewed him as a very good prospect who I'd love to see at Sunderland. We'll see how he does!

[augie]

The deluded bastard is now saying that whatever happens he wont be going back to Arsenal at the end of his loan spell...........good fcuking riddance you arrogant useless streak of shite tosspot
This comment from a striker who thought one of europes big clubs would come in and sign him when the reality was that even stoke didnt want him and he had to beg a club to come in and sign him on loan

Safctm, what you will discover when you watch him on a regular basis is that he has the first touch of a rapist, he isnt that prolific and worst of all (for a 6ft 4" striker) he is absolute shite in the air His attitude could cause problems in your dressing room and it will become very clear very quickly is that he is gonna try using you to get that dream move that deluded fool thinks he is worth of it

[SPUDMASHER]

SAFCTCM A while ago somebody sent a song into the Alan Davies podcast about Bendtner. It was to the tune of Park Life by Blur.

It would be worth your while having a listen to it. Not only is it quite funny but it should tell you all you need to know about him.

[gunner_ace]

By the way, I've now heard from someone (who is pretty trustworthy on such things) that apparently it was Bendtner who initiated the move, which is a bit strange. Apparently having heard that Crouch was going to go to Stoke he actually phoned Bruce and said to give him a chance and let him prove himself. Thats also been reported on the sunderland forum so there might well be something in it. Haven't heard of that happening very often so he really must be desperate for first team football in his favoured position, fair play to him for that I suppose.

Did he want to go to Stoke beforehand?

Dont think so, seems like he was hoping someone in the PL would come in for him (us, stoke, fulham, pretty much anyone) and when it got late on in the window he realised that no one was prepared to take a chance on him so, seeing that our move for Crouch had broken down and, due to knowing Bruce and apparently having a good relationship with him despite shagging his daughter and chucking her, he thought he should phone him and ask if he'd give him a chance rather than see us end the window without the striker we needed and without getting a move for himself. He knew that if we werent getting Crouch we might give him a chance and so here he is.

um can we get some photos posted here . Of his daughter that it. I dont want to be seeing that rolly polly faced mo fo. Google dosent yied much except a picture of her leaving a hotel with darren Bent (team bike lol) . She looks alright in that photo to be fair but I need a 2nd opinion. A glamour shot would be good.

[safcftm]

Reet, haway lads, all together now, get your "Common People" singles on. In fact, here we are, ha'way, join in http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWiEmVAAFt8

He came from Denmark but the Arsenal saw him,
He was a striker, he couldnt stop scoring,
Thats why we, said Nick B,
How about a loan spell with Sunderland?,
And he said well if you've, got the funding, that be fine
And then in 30 matches time Messi said,

I wanna shoot like Nicklas Bendtner,
I wanna shoot like Bendtner does when hes set free,
Wanna score like Nicklas Bendtner,
I wanna score like, Nicklas Bendtner, and Ji
But they're much, better than me,
We said oh, they fucking are to be fair

He gets the ball no one can touch him,
Steve Bruce's daughter fucked him but thats kind of okay,
At least he's not, gay,
We said pretend youve got no money,
He just laughed and said oh you're so funny,
We said yeah, but at least its the gooners who are paying your salary

Pele says

I wanna shoot like Nicklas Bendtner,
I wanna shoot like Bendtner does when hes set free,
Wanna score like Nicklas Bendtner,
I wanna score like, Nicklas Bendtner, and Ji
Wenger couldn't, understand,
He just smiled and held his hands

He scores more goals than Van Persie,
Better vision than Thierry,
He was so good that Sam Nasri,
Felt he simply had to leave,
But even Messi hasnt got,
A Bendtner take or Bendtner shot
Pele didnt score half as much,
And Dennis Bergkamp didnt have his touch so

You'll never shoot like Nicklas Bendtner,
You'll never shoot like Bendtner does when hes set free,
Never score like Nicklas Bendtner,
You'll never score a strike, right out the blue
And bruces daughter would screw
Cos his cocks bigger than Bents is too


Or how abouts a bit of:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM

I love Bendtner,
Want Bendtner to love me,
When I feel down,
Want Bendtner above me,
I search myself,
Want Bendtner to find me,
I forget myself,
Want Bendtner to remid me....

I dont want, anybody else,
When I think of Bendtner I touch myself,
Oh oh oh, I dont want anybody else,
But Nick, but Nick, but Nick

[Captain Fabregas]

[safcftm]

Alright how abouts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tth-8wA3PdY

At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
Kept thinking how can we stay up without Bent in the side,
But then I spent so many nights thinking how he did us wrong,
And I grew strong, and I learned how to get along,

And so we're back, with Nicky B,
He's so much better in attack and Amy says his cocks supreme,
Its so much bigger than Bents is, and he knows how to lick her clit,
And hes a fucking beast in bed and Darren Bent is fucking shit,

So Bent go, walk out the door,
Fuck off to Villa, cant even satisfy a whore,
Bendtner fucked her before she even knew your name,
Now he's at Sunderland, he's going to take your lass again,

Oh she will scream, for Nickys cream,
And when he smacks it up her arsehole, she'll think that shes in a dream,
Oh she will beg and she will moan, and she will scream and she will groan,
And we'll survive, we will survive, you *word censored*

It took all the strength I had not to fall apart,
But now your lass will shoot Bendtners cum every time she farts,
I'll bet she spent so many nights just fucking begging for his dick,
Was stuck with yay, but only Bendtner makes her gape,
He makes her gasp, she drinks his piss,
And you're a useless fucking prick, who when we played the swiss,
Managed to miss an open goal and cost the nation very dear,
And now when Bendtner fucks her arsehole he brings amy bruce to tears

So Bent go, walk out the door,
Fuck off to Villa, cant even satisfy a whore,
Bendtner fucked her before she even knew your name,
Now he's at Sunderland, he's going to take your lass again
Oh she will scream, for Nickys cream,
And when he smacks it up her arsehole, she'll think that shes in a dream,
Oh she will beg and she will moan, and she will scream and she will groan,
And we'll survive, we will survive, oh

So Bent go, walk out the door,
Fuck off to Villa, cant even satisfy a whore,
Bendtner fucked her before she even knew your name,
Now he's at Sunderland, he's going to take your lass again
Oh she will scream, for Nickys cream,
And when he smacks it up her arsehole, she'll think that shes in a dream,
Oh she will beg and she will moan, and she will scream and she will groan,
And we'll survive, we will survive

[SWLGooner]

Alright how abouts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tth-8wA3PdY

At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
Kept thinking how can we stay up without Bent in the side,
But then I spent so many nights thinking how he did us wrong,
And I grew strong, and I learned how to get along,

And so we're back, with Nicky B,
He's so much better in attack and Amy says his cocks supreme,
Its so much bigger than Bents is, and he knows how to lick her clit,
And hes a fucking beast in bed and Darren Bent is fucking shit,

So Bent go, walk out the door,
Fuck off to Villa, cant even satisfy a whore,
Bendtner fucked her before she even knew your name,
Now he's at Sunderland, he's going to take your lass again,

Oh she will scream, for Nickys cream,
And when he smacks it up her arsehole, she'll think that shes in a dream,
Oh she will beg and she will moan, and she will scream and she will groan,
And we'll survive, we will survive, you c**t

It took all the strength I had not to fall apart,
But now your lass will shoot Bendtners cum every time she farts,
I'll bet she spent so many nights just fucking begging for his dick,
Was stuck with yay, but only Bendtner makes her gape,
He makes her gasp, she drinks his piss,
And you're a useless fucking prick, who when we played the swiss,
Managed to miss an open goal and cost the nation very dear,
And now when Bendtner fucks her arsehole he brings amy bruce to tears

So Bent go, walk out the door,
Fuck off to Villa, cant even satisfy a whore,
Bendtner fucked her before she even knew your name,
Now he's at Sunderland, he's going to take your lass again
Oh she will scream, for Nickys cream,
And when he smacks it up her arsehole, she'll think that shes in a dream,
Oh she will beg and she will moan, and she will scream and she will groan,
And we'll survive, we will survive, oh

So Bent go, walk out the door,
Fuck off to Villa, cant even satisfy a whore,
Bendtner fucked her before she even knew your name,
Now he's at Sunderland, he's going to take your lass again
Oh she will scream, for Nickys cream,
And when he smacks it up her arsehole, she'll think that shes in a dream,
Oh she will beg and she will moan, and she will scream and she will groan,
And we'll survive, we will survive

I've literally just spat my skimmed-milk latte all over the table. Fucker!

Brilliant though Amy Bruce sounds a bit like King Jayson.

[augie]

That is brilliant safctm

[RoscommonGooner]

Alright how abouts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tth-8wA3PdY

At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
Kept thinking how can we stay up without Bent in the side,
But then I spent so many nights thinking how he did us wrong,
And I grew strong, and I learned how to get along,

And so we're back, with Nicky B,
He's so much better in attack and Amy says his cocks supreme,
Its so much bigger than Bents is, and he knows how to lick her clit,
And hes a fucking beast in bed and Darren Bent is fucking shit,

So Bent go, walk out the door,
Fuck off to Villa, cant even satisfy a whore,
Bendtner fucked her before she even knew your name,
Now he's at Sunderland, he's going to take your lass again,

Oh she will scream, for Nickys cream,
And when he smacks it up her arsehole, she'll think that shes in a dream,
Oh she will beg and she will moan, and she will scream and she will groan,
And we'll survive, we will survive, you c**t

It took all the strength I had not to fall apart,
But now your lass will shoot Bendtners cum every time she farts,
I'll bet she spent so many nights just fucking begging for his dick,
Was stuck with yay, but only Bendtner makes her gape,
He makes her gasp, she drinks his piss,
And you're a useless fucking prick, who when we played the swiss,
Managed to miss an open goal and cost the nation very dear,
And now when Bendtner fucks her arsehole he brings amy bruce to tears

So Bent go, walk out the door,
Fuck off to Villa, cant even satisfy a whore,
Bendtner fucked her before she even knew your name,
Now he's at Sunderland, he's going to take your lass again
Oh she will scream, for Nickys cream,
And when he smacks it up her arsehole, she'll think that shes in a dream,
Oh she will beg and she will moan, and she will scream and she will groan,
And we'll survive, we will survive, oh

So Bent go, walk out the door,
Fuck off to Villa, cant even satisfy a whore,
Bendtner fucked her before she even knew your name,
Now he's at Sunderland, he's going to take your lass again
Oh she will scream, for Nickys cream,
And when he smacks it up her arsehole, she'll think that shes in a dream,
Oh she will beg and she will moan, and she will scream and she will groan,
And we'll survive, we will survive

Brilliant

But on a serious note I hope he has a cracking season for you guys, not because I have any great love for Nick (or Sunderland ) but so that we might get some of the 50 odd grand a week we've been paying him back in a decent transfer fee.

[Henry Norris 1913]

Oh she will scream, for Nickys cream, And when he smacks it up her arsehole, she'll think that shes in a dream, Oh she will beg and she will moan, and she will scream and she will groan, And we'll survive, we will survive, you c**t

beatiful, just beatiful

[Basil is a Gooner]

Saw this on twitter:


Bendtner Nicklas Bendtner
Goodbye Arsenal. Been a good few years Hello Sunderland

I like this one:

hananabdi1 maryan dahir
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@Bendtner go to hell
31 Aug
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@Bendtner Nicklas Bendtner
@hananabdi1 sorry cant, im going to sunderland
31 Aug via web


The same thing!