Red Member's finest hour ?

SteveO 35 · Post by **SteveO 35** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 12:32 pm

Macca wrote:Yeh....Red's been all over you Steve re your season ticket opinion !

We're just like two peas in a pod, me and my old mate Red

I'm expecting his declaration of love for the great Abou shortly !!

skipper · Post by **skipper** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 1:06 pm

TW14 being underpaid

the playing mantis · Post by **the playing mantis** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 1:39 pm

can someone link the post where red mentioned lager at the Cl games, please?

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:03 pm

the playing mantis wrote:can someone link the post where red mentioned lager at the Cl games, please?

It's on here mate...

http://onlinegooner.com/phpbb2/viewtopi ... c&start=15

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 5:49 pm

franksav63 wrote:
the playing mantis wrote:can someone link the post where red mentioned lager at the Cl games, please?
It's on here mate...

http://onlinegooner.com/phpbb2/viewtopi ... c&start=15

Yup! she was owned like the whorebitch she is....

armchair · Post by **armchair** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 7:42 pm

Basement pleeeeeeeeeease.

the playing mantis · Post by **the playing mantis** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:38 pm

now, as much as he is a wum c*unt...i think his legendary quote about lager at CL games has been wrongly interpreted,

i know i shouldnt defend him, as the rest of the crap he comes out with, although at times funny, is bollox, and its sickening to see him try to cosy up to steveo and baba, and hes started to become usmartinesque about kroenke in every post (even though kroenkes only been around a year or so, and this malaise and ennui has been around for 5 years at least, well before kroenke..explain that red), we have interpreted the following wrongly:

"You could spot the tourists a mile off the other night.
they were all queuing up in front of me to get a pint of lager... "

i read that as he could see the people in the queue in front of him were tourists as they were the ones asking for lager at a CL game, thus they were tourists as they didnt know alcohol wasnt served on euro nights. he just observed this from being in the same queue... i dont read it as red was queing up for lager himself...i imagine he was queing up for his minstrels and m&ms and cocoa, considering he must be 12.

SteveO 35 · Post by **SteveO 35** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:23 pm

the playing mantis wrote:now, as much as he is a wum c*unt...i think his legendary quote about lager at CL games has been wrongly interpreted,

i know i shouldnt defend him, as the rest of the crap he comes out with, although at times funny, is bollox, and its sickening to see him try to cosy up to steveo and baba, and hes started to become usmartinesque about kroenke in every post (even though kroenkes only been around a year or so, and this malaise and ennui has been around for 5 years at least, well before kroenke..explain that red), we have interpreted the following wrongly:

"You could spot the tourists a mile off the other night.
they were all queuing up in front of me to get a pint of lager... "

i read that as he could see the people in the queue in front of him were tourists as they were the ones asking for lager at a CL game, thus they were tourists as they didnt know alcohol wasnt served on euro nights. he just observed this from being in the same queue... i dont read it as red was queing up for lager himself...i imagine he was queing up for his minstrels and m&ms and cocoa, considering he must be 12.

Hopefully the great man will be along to defend his honour soon ! Red, where are you sunshine ?

A generous defence there I think. Red was more than a little embarrassed when the mask slipped following the lager quote. Also, I've been to countless CL games over the years and its pretty well documented that there's no booze on sale. The signs tend to give it away too.....so not sure why there'd be a long queue unless all of the tourists were unable to read the signs stating UEFA's alcohol rules

Anyway, we've had some fun with Red's quote ever since

When I look at them all in a list there are some fucking beauties in there. The "arrogant moron" Chesney provoked some interesting feedback

We shouldn't consider banning him because he does provide some comedy genius moments on here

franksav63 · Post by **franksav63** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:31 pm

the playing mantis wrote:now, as much as he is a wum c*unt...i think his legendary quote about lager at CL games has been wrongly interpreted,

i know i shouldnt defend him, as the rest of the crap he comes out with, although at times funny, is bollox, and its sickening to see him try to cosy up to steveo and baba, and hes started to become usmartinesque about kroenke in every post (even though kroenkes only been around a year or so, and this malaise and ennui has been around for 5 years at least, well before kroenke..explain that red), we have interpreted the following wrongly:

"You could spot the tourists a mile off the other night.
they were all queuing up in front of me to get a pint of lager... "

i read that as he could see the people in the queue in front of him were tourists as they were the ones asking for lager at a CL game, thus they were tourists as they didnt know alcohol wasnt served on euro nights. he just observed this from being in the same queue... i dont read it as red was queing up for lager himself...i imagine he was queing up for his minstrels and m&ms and cocoa, considering he must be 12.

Hmmmmm.. I don't know why...... but .................bring out the gimp......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejeW00YcZIc

Post by **flash gunner** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:54 am

Where's he gone?

Swanners · Post by **Swanners** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:27 pm

[quote="SteveO 35"]Some of the funniest WUM posts I've had the pleasure of reading since Monostich long since departed. So time to vote for your own little favourite from the king of the Red Cafe. The options in full

a) â€œI dont recall Arsenal failing at all in the past 6 yearsâ€

SteveO 35 · Post by **SteveO 35** » Thu Mar 29, 2012 4:16 pm

This thread should be lifted back into "On the Terraces" as we have a whole host of new material from the man himself since his recent return

Can't one of you MODs sort it out ??

mcdowell42 · Post by **mcdowell42** » Thu Mar 29, 2012 4:39 pm

SteveO 35 wrote:This thread should be lifted back into "On the Terraces" as we have a whole host of new material from the man himself since his recent return

Can't one of you MODs sort it out ??

I second this

Post by **flash gunner** » Thu Mar 29, 2012 5:30 pm

SteveO 35 wrote:This thread should be lifted back into "On the Terraces" as we have a whole host of new material from the man himself since his recent return

Can't one of you MODs sort it out ??

NO

corkbarry · Post by **corkbarry** » Thu Mar 29, 2012 6:15 pm

flash gunner wrote:
SteveO 35 wrote:This thread should be lifted back into "On the Terraces" as we have a whole host of new material from the man himself since his recent return

Can't one of you MODs sort it out ??
NO

Quite right Flash,hit em with your handbag

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