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DB10GOONER
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by DB10GOONER Thu Dec 14, 2023 8:25 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑ Thu Dec 14, 2023 8:05 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑ Thu Dec 14, 2023 1:02 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑ Wed Dec 13, 2023 2:34 pm
My girlfriend asked me to name all the women I've slept with.
I probably should've stopped when I got to her.
All crackers, Lefty - but that one in particular is superb.
Cheers mate, been a while to post some, will have some more before Christmas lol, hope you are well mate
I'm hanging in there, cheers dude. Getting better every day.
LeftfootlegendGooner
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by LeftfootlegendGooner Fri Dec 15, 2023 12:10 am
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑ Thu Dec 14, 2023 8:25 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑ Thu Dec 14, 2023 8:05 pm
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑ Thu Dec 14, 2023 1:02 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑ Wed Dec 13, 2023 2:34 pm
My girlfriend asked me to name all the women I've slept with.
I probably should've stopped when I got to her.
All crackers, Lefty - but that one in particular is superb.
Cheers mate, been a while to post some, will have some more before Christmas lol, hope you are well mate
I'm hanging in there, cheers dude. Getting better every day.
That's great news mate for you and your family
Block93
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by Block93 Sun Dec 24, 2023 5:29 pm
Q: What's the difference between an egg and a w ank?
OneBardGooner
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by OneBardGooner Sun Dec 24, 2023 10:13 pm
Dunno mate...
Did you heaar about the dyslexic Devil Worshipper who sold his soul To Santa.
DB10GOONER
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by DB10GOONER Mon Dec 25, 2023 8:55 pm
Block93 wrote: ↑ Sun Dec 24, 2023 5:29 pm
Q: What's the difference between an egg and a w ank?
A: You can beat an egg.
PS How come when you type w ank (as one word) it converts it to four asterisks?
The owners placed it in the code years ago. Same with c u n t : if you try to type it normally you get *word censored*.
No idea why w a n k is censored, but c u n t was censored because the owners just hated that word.
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by Midz Tue Jan 02, 2024 12:35 pm
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by Stuart L (2) Fri Jan 26, 2024 6:47 pm
I’m of Scottish origins, while my girlfriend is oriental, so in order to celebrate both cultures recently we had a Chinese burns night
DB10GOONER
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by DB10GOONER Sat Jan 27, 2024 12:45 am
Stuart L (2) wrote: ↑ Fri Jan 26, 2024 6:47 pm
I’m of Scottish origins, while my girlfriend is oriental, so in order to celebrate both cultures recently we had a Chinese burns night
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by OneBardGooner Tue Jan 30, 2024 12:53 pm
Stuart L (2) wrote: ↑ Fri Jan 26, 2024 6:47 pm
I’m of Scottish origins, while my girlfriend is oriental, so in order to celebrate both cultures recently we had a Chinese burns night
Bit Wristy that mate!
LeftfootlegendGooner
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by LeftfootlegendGooner Thu Feb 01, 2024 3:17 pm
Stuart L (2) wrote: ↑ Fri Jan 26, 2024 6:47 pm
I’m of Scottish origins, while my girlfriend is oriental, so in order to celebrate both cultures recently we had a Chinese burns night
I bet that was off the cuff wasn't it
