I'm hanging in there, cheers dude. Getting better every day.LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2023 8:05 pmCheers mate, been a while to post some, will have some more before Christmas lol, hope you are well mateDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2023 1:02 pmAll crackers, Lefty - but that one in particular is superb.LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2023 2:34 pmMy girlfriend asked me to name all the women I've slept with.
I probably should've stopped when I got to her.
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That's great news mate for you and your familyDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2023 8:25 pmI'm hanging in there, cheers dude. Getting better every day.LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2023 8:05 pmCheers mate, been a while to post some, will have some more before Christmas lol, hope you are well mateDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2023 1:02 pmAll crackers, Lefty - but that one in particular is superb.LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Wed Dec 13, 2023 2:34 pmMy girlfriend asked me to name all the women I've slept with.
I probably should've stopped when I got to her.
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Q: What's the difference between an egg and a w ank?
A: You can beat an egg.
PS How come when you type w ank (as one word) it converts it to four asterisks?
A: You can beat an egg.
PS How come when you type w ank (as one word) it converts it to four asterisks?
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Dunno mate...
Did you heaar about the dyslexic Devil Worshipper who sold his soul To Santa.
Did you heaar about the dyslexic Devil Worshipper who sold his soul To Santa.
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The owners placed it in the code years ago. Same with c u n t : if you try to type it normally you get *word censored*.
No idea why w a n k is censored, but c u n t was censored because the owners just hated that word.
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Dry January is dragging on a bit
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I’m of Scottish origins, while my girlfriend is oriental, so in order to celebrate both cultures recently we had a Chinese burns night
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Stuart L (2) wrote: ↑Fri Jan 26, 2024 6:47 pmI’m of Scottish origins, while my girlfriend is oriental, so in order to celebrate both cultures recently we had a Chinese burns night
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Stuart L (2) wrote: ↑Fri Jan 26, 2024 6:47 pmI’m of Scottish origins, while my girlfriend is oriental, so in order to celebrate both cultures recently we had a Chinese burns night
Bit Wristy that mate!
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I bet that was off the cuff wasn't itStuart L (2) wrote: ↑Fri Jan 26, 2024 6:47 pmI’m of Scottish origins, while my girlfriend is oriental, so in order to celebrate both cultures recently we had a Chinese burns night
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Come on Lefty!? Where Are You!?
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I've shortened the rope on the bucket they use to collect water in the local village..
That didn't go down well.
That didn't go down well.
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I've just brought home a Barbie 'Domestic Violence' doll for my daughter.
Battery not included.
Battery not included.