LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Wife came home from work today and said " two of the girls in work had flowers delivered to them today for Valentine's Day , and they are gorgeous "....

I explained " and that is why they got flowers and you didn't "..

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

To all you beautiful girls. Happy Valentine's day.

To all you fat birds, chin up!

I'm sure you've still got pancake mix leftover from yesterday.

[DB10GOONER]

It's strange to think that in a few years time the number one cause of death among female Olympic gold winning athletes could be prostate cancer.

Quality Lefty old buddy!

And true!

[Stuart L (2)]

I've shortened the rope on the bucket they use to collect water in the local village..

That didn't go down well.

Which village ?
Asking for a friend

Don’t want Saka to be running short

[Stuart L (2)]

To all you beautiful girls. Happy Valentine's day.

To all you fat birds, chin up!

I'm sure you've still got pancake mix leftover from yesterday.

My personal favourite

[TeeCee]

I went to the doctors for a Prostate exam
He said 'take your pants off'
I said 'Where should I put them'?
He said 'Over there, next to mine'............

[OneBardGooner]

[DB10GOONER]

I went to the doctors for a Prostate exam
He said 'take your pants off'
I said 'Where should I put them'?
He said 'Over there, next to mine'............

Reminds me of my last prostate exam when halfway through it the doctor leaned forward and whispered in my ear "look, no hands....."

[OneBardGooner]

[OneBardGooner]

was his name Dr Feelgood?

[Stuart L (2)]

was his name Dr Feelgood?

Or Dr Goodfeel ?

[OneBardGooner]

was his name Dr Feelgood?

Or Dr Goodfeel ?

I hear he's famous in Oirland... as Dr Dick GoodFeel. he likes a stiff one before he starts work.

[Stuart L (2)]

was his name Dr Feelgood?

Or Dr Goodfeel ?

I hear he's famous in Oirland... as Dr Dick GoodFeel. he likes a stiff one before he starts work.

What a little bit of Milk and Alcohol?

[OneBardGooner]

was his name Dr Feelgood?

Or Dr Goodfeel ?

I hear he's famous in Oirland... as Dr Dick GoodFeel. he likes a stiff one before he starts work.

What a little bit of Milk and Alcohol?

As long as it didn't lead to'Malpractice'

[Stuart L (2)]

was his name Dr Feelgood?

Or Dr Goodfeel ?

I hear he's famous in Oirland... as Dr Dick GoodFeel. he likes a stiff one before he starts work.

What a little bit of Milk and Alcohol?

As long as it didn't lead to'Malpractice'