Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2017 10:02 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:Never fuck a woman that can spell gonorrhea correctly the first time she tries.
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LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:Never fuck a woman that can spell gonorrhea correctly the first time she tries.
Thanks mate but I think you're the only Gooner that reads this thread nowadaysDB10GOONER wrote:LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:Never fuck a woman that can spell gonorrhea correctly the first time she tries.
Um... olgit... old mate... you know this is a thread for posting jokes, right....?olgitgooner wrote:A betting shop employee has tragically died at his workplace. He was rearranging boxes full of used betting slips when a stack of them toppled over and pinned him to the wall.
Emergency services tried in vain to save his life. But unfortunately the odds were stacked against him.
augie wrote:not true
flash gunner wrote:augie wrote:not true
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:flash gunner wrote:augie wrote:not true
Cheers guys, that's made me emotional, who needs to perform at the royal albert hall when I've got you 3 (yes I am even counting DB as a whole one )
DB10GOONER wrote:LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:flash gunner wrote:augie wrote:not true
Cheers guys, that's made me emotional, who needs to perform at the royal albert hall when I've got you 3 (yes I am even counting DB as a whole one )
Your missus counts me as a whole one - and a half!
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:DB10GOONER wrote:LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:flash gunner wrote:augie wrote:not true
Cheers guys, that's made me emotional, who needs to perform at the royal albert hall when I've got you 3 (yes I am even counting DB as a whole one )
Your missus counts me as a whole one - and a half!
Ahh so your the reason I've often found my stepladders next to my bed
I really am still cack at quoting or editing aren't ILeftfootlegendGooner wrote:LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:DB10GOONER wrote:LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:flash gunner wrote:
Cheers guys, that's made me emotional, who needs to perform at the royal albert hall when I've got you 3 (yes I am even counting DB as a whole one )
Your missus counts me as a whole one - and a half!
Ahh so your the reason I've often found my stepladders next to my bed
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:DB10GOONER wrote:LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:flash gunner wrote:augie wrote:not true
Cheers guys, that's made me emotional, who needs to perform at the royal albert hall when I've got you 3 (yes I am even counting DB as a whole one )
Your missus counts me as a whole one - and a half!
Ahh so your the reason I've often found my stepladders next to my bed
DB10GOONER wrote:LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:DB10GOONER wrote:LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:flash gunner wrote:
Cheers guys, that's made me emotional, who needs to perform at the royal albert hall when I've got you 3 (yes I am even counting DB as a whole one )
Your missus counts me as a whole one - and a half!
Ahh so your the reason I've often found my stepladders next to my bed
You should be more concerned by the buckets of pubes...
OneBardGooner wrote:DB10GOONER wrote:LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:DB10GOONER wrote:LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:
Cheers guys, that's made me emotional, who needs to perform at the royal albert hall when I've got you 3 (yes I am even counting DB as a whole one )
Your missus counts me as a whole one - and a half!
Ahh so your the reason I've often found my stepladders next to my bed
You should be more concerned by the buckets of pubes...
"A Man's Got Know His Limitations"DB10GOONER wrote:OneBardGooner wrote:DB10GOONER wrote:LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:DB10GOONER wrote:
Your missus counts me as a whole one - and a half!
Ahh so your the reason I've often found my stepladders next to my bed
You should be more concerned by the buckets of pubes...
You were in there as well, huh? Dirty Harry...