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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 7:25 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
The wife is the only one I've ever been with.
The rest were all 7's or higher.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 7:28 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway and that even if she didn't, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 7:29 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
It's only my second day in prison, and I've already been brutally bummed in the showers three times.
I'm starting to think maybe I'm not cut out to be a guard.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 7:30 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
As the doctor went through my notes, he said, "The surgery has risks. You will almost certainly regain the sight in your eyes but there is a chance it will affect your ability to maintain an erection." I said, "How come?"
He said, "Well ... your wife is very ugly."
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 7:32 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Durex have made a new condom with anaesthetic on the inside so you can last longer. I like to wear it inside out so I don't have to wake anyone up.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:59 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
I know its a day early but that's all for now, hope at least 3 people see it lol
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:03 pm
by GranadaJoe
Top work.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:38 pm
by StuartL
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:59 pm
I know its a day early but that's all for now, hope at least 3 people see it lol
I don’t get that last one ?
Good stuff Lefty
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:07 am
by DB10GOONER
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2017 7:29 pm
It's only my second day in prison, and I've already been brutally bummed in the showers three times.
I'm starting to think maybe I'm not cut out to be a guard.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:08 am
by DB10GOONER
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:59 pm
I know its a day early but that's all for now, hope at least 3 people see it lol
Top work, Lefty.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:19 am
by OneBardGooner
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:59 pm
I know its a day early but that's all for now, hope at least 3 people see it lol
make that Four!
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:23 am
by OneBardGooner
Seriously LFG I had to stop reading them - I was laughing so much my manager looked across the office to see why?
Top Work Indeed Mate!
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:35 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:23 am
Seriously LFG I had to stop reading them - I was laughing so much my manager looked across the office to see why?
Top Work Indeed Mate!
Worth the work then
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:36 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:08 am
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:59 pm
I know its a day early but that's all for now, hope at least 3 people see it lol
Top work, Lefty.
Cheers dude
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2017 9:37 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
StuartL wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2017 10:38 pm
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:59 pm
I know its a day early but that's all for now, hope at least 3 people see it lol
I don’t get that last one ?
Good stuff Lefty
Cheers Stu