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Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:32 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:33 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Adele: you know you're fat when no one has even mentioned you're ginger.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:34 am
by DB10GOONER
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:32 am
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:30 am
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:13 am
I got one of those Dyson Ball Cleaners for Christmas. Unfortunately, I misunderstood what it was, which is why I'm now in casualty...
That's not a joke, it's an anecdote mate, isn't it?
Damn, you're good
Experience is everyth- oh, hang on...
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:34 am
by DB10GOONER
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:33 am
Adele: you know you're fat when no one has even mentioned you're ginger.
That one is getting emailed around!
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:35 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Max Factor mascara makes eyelashes appear three times longer?
Max Factor should make condoms.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:39 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
"Britons are the worst binge drinkers in Europe." -
I'm sorry but I think you'll find we're actually the best.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:39 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:34 am
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:33 am
Adele: you know you're fat when no one has even mentioned you're ginger.
That one is getting emailed around!
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:39 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:34 am
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:32 am
DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:30 am
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:13 am
I got one of those Dyson Ball Cleaners for Christmas. Unfortunately, I misunderstood what it was, which is why I'm now in casualty...
That's not a joke, it's an anecdote mate, isn't it?
Damn, you're good
Experience is everyth- oh, hang on...
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:41 am
by DB10GOONER
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:39 am
"Britons are the worst binge drinkers in Europe." -
I'm sorry but I think you'll find we're actually the best.
And I think you'll find you are second best. Begorrah.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:41 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
BBC News: Bad drivers to face £100 fines...
Seems a bit sexist.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:43 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 11:48 am
by LeftfootlegendGooner
Stayed up all night trying to remember if I have amnesia or insomnia.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:00 pm
by GranadaJoe
Top work again. Always cheers me up. Even the wife laughed at some of them.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:30 pm
by LeftfootlegendGooner
GranadaJoe wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:00 pm
Top work again. Always cheers me up. Even the wife laughed at some of them.
A woman laughed at these jokes
Witchcraft I tell yer, witchcraft
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2017 10:55 pm
by corkbarry
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:30 pm
GranadaJoe wrote: ↑Thu Dec 14, 2017 1:00 pm
Top work again. Always cheers me up. Even the wife laughed at some of them.
A woman laughed at these jokes
Witchcraft I tell yer, witchcraft
A lot of them are funny especially some of the oneliners.