The Gooner Chinwag (NSFW)
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Congrats Skizz.
Open a secret post office account, you'll thank me one day.
No dramas.
WENGER OUT
Open a secret post office account, you'll thank me one day.
No dramas.
WENGER OUT
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Already got the ball rolling on that one TL, my mate works in offshore banking. Could probably give him a skyscraper to hide if I wanted.
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Share the good news mateOneBardGooner wrote:PM'd you mate.flash gunner wrote:Hows the job going OBG? Been there a while now havent you?
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Long story short he's been there a week, something happened and now he's caught a sexual harassment lawsuit. Can't take him anywhere.
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Rubbing his cock off people's ankles. Up on his tiptoes of course. OneBardEwok is a typical dwarf sex predator. Dirty little fucker.skizz_b wrote:Long story short he's been there a week, something happened and now he's caught a sexual harassment lawsuit. Can't take him anywhere.
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Until he's posted in here I am going to continue to theorise about what's gone Alex Song at work.
Perhaps, much like Roy in The IT Crowd, he was hiding under a woman's desk and ended up getting trapped when she sat back down.
Perhaps, much like Roy in The IT Crowd, he was hiding under a woman's desk and ended up getting trapped when she sat back down.
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The only one around here who needs to go on tip toe is DB10 so he can lift the toilet seat...to actually take a p*ss he has to get a step ladderDB10GOONER wrote:Rubbing his cock off people's ankles. Up on his tiptoes of course. OneBardEwok is a typical dwarf sex predator. Dirty little fucker.skizz_b wrote:Long story short he's been there a week, something happened and now he's caught a sexual harassment lawsuit. Can't take him anywhere.
ps: I hear you've had some disgruntled customers who want their money back!
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Oi! Fukk Orf or I'll tell yer missus about that pre-match lunch-time booze up when you spent an hour in the bogs with King Jayson outside the Bowl!...Yes he has photographs...and yes, they are disgusting!skizz_b wrote:Until he's posted in here I am going to continue to theorise about what's gone Alex Song at work.
Perhaps, much like Roy in The IT Crowd, he was hiding under a woman's desk and ended up getting trapped when she sat back down.
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Not exactly 'good' mate, but it beats being on the nat king cole..........arseofacrow wrote:Share the good news mateOneBardGooner wrote:PM'd you mate.flash gunner wrote:Hows the job going OBG? Been there a while now havent you?
Ere ow is it you're back from Oz ? Did they kick you out?
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Well, you certainly look disgruntled there, you little bastard.OneBardGooner wrote:The only one around here who needs to go on tip toe is DB10 so he can lift the toilet seat...to actually take a p*ss he has to get a step ladderDB10GOONER wrote:Rubbing his cock off people's ankles. Up on his tiptoes of course. OneBardEwok is a typical dwarf sex predator. Dirty little fucker.skizz_b wrote:Long story short he's been there a week, something happened and now he's caught a sexual harassment lawsuit. Can't take him anywhere.
ps: I hear you've had some disgruntled customers who want their money back!
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Where did you get a monkey suit that small off a ventriloquists dummy!?
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Off you, mate. Off you.OneBardGooner wrote:Where did you get a monkey suit that small off a ventriloquists dummy!?
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Feck mate you got swindled there!DB10GOONER wrote:Off the ventriloquist mate. Off the ventriloquist only 5euro'sOneBardGooner wrote:Where did you get a monkey suit that small off a ventriloquists dummy!?
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I heard he got it off of KenOneBardGooner wrote:Where did you get a monkey suit that small off a ventriloquists dummy!?
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I know it's late mate but congratsskizz_b wrote:Well I am now a married man and back from honeymoon in Cancun. I'm not going to lie, I did expect the forum to have been shut down (again) in my absence as it does always seem to coincide with me returning from holiday
hope you have a great marriage and many happy times