The Gooner Chinwag (NSFW)

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The running man that is Oscar Pistorius has been charged with murder.
Fucking shit, I mean Moider?
Furthermore, the police have pffft suggestions of an attempted break-in, and reports (not even allegedly) say there has been history of domestic issues at the address.

Bloody shit man.

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There are far too many athletes and other celebrities who are paying tribute to him being such a great guy, a true gent and it being a tragic case of mistaken identity. Poor Oscar, feel very sorry for him etc.

Hardly a massive deal in the grand scheme of things but fucking hell do these people not have any PR management? The guy has been arrested on suspicion of murder and they've swallowed a theory that has such little credibility and was propagated primarily by social media (sure we'll see it on McDowell's thread soon enough!) to praise the bloke to high heaven.

They've already been made to look like idiots by the police saying there was a history of domestic abuse and rubbishing the burglar theory, it's only going to get worse after he appears at court and the facts start to come out.

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Shot three times. Once in the head. :shock:

Whether the shot to the head was first or last fired, it's going to take an awful lot of explaining.

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Top Londoner wrote:Shot three times. Once in the head. :shock:

Whether the shot to the head was first or last fired, it's going to take an awful lot of explaining.
bloody hell. what's there to explain, he hasn't got a leg to stand on.

sorry couldn't resist :-P

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but in all seriousness the "burglar" stuff is very obviously a load of crap and it looks like he's going down. knew he was petulant from his ungracious reaction after defeat in the paralympic 100m final but murder? wow.

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Taken from his twitter he posted on 27th November

"Nothing like getting home to hear the washing machine on and thinking its an intruder to go into full combat recon mode into the pantry! waa"

:shock: :?

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flash gunner wrote:Taken from his twitter he posted on 27th November

"Nothing like getting home to hear the washing machine on and thinking its an intruder to go into full combat recon mode into the pantry! waa"

:shock: :?



What's a fucking burglar doing in the fucking pantry?

Unless it's Santos, I suppose? :?

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You dont accidentally shoot an intruder three times. At the same time however he made a right shit attempt at getting away with it if it was premeditated murder. Which suggests a crime of passion but I can't imagine shooting being the MO of many crimes of passion or domestic abuse, unless he walks around his house with his gun all the time. :rubchin: :rubchin:

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I'm reading that he shot her four times now.
Only been dating since Nov?

He should be on the **** thread, but you know what? Innocent until proven guilty, so it can wait.

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Top Londoner wrote:Shot three times. Once in the head. :shock:

Whether the shot to the head was first or last fired, it's going to take an awful lot of explaining.

Get OJ Simpson's lawyer.................

"If the shoes don't fit, you must aquit"

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StuartL wrote:
Top Londoner wrote:Shot three times. Once in the head. :shock:

Whether the shot to the head was first or last fired, it's going to take an awful lot of explaining.

Get OJ Simpson's lawyer.................

"If the shoes don't fit, you must aquit"
:coffeespit: :lol: :lol:

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That's some funny shit StuartL.


:barscarf: :barscarf:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :oops:

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so diego milito picked up exactly the same injury that finished my footie career last night...

not a broken leg, but likewise not for the squeamish

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... 6iiCKzn2AQ

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it's days like this i am furious with myself that i swore off insulting wenger for lent

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