The Gooner Chinwag (NSFW)

[Top Londoner]

Congrats Skizz.
Open a secret post office account, you'll thank me one day.

No dramas.






WENGER OUT

[skizz_b]

Already got the ball rolling on that one TL, my mate works in offshore banking. Could probably give him a skyscraper to hide if I wanted.

[arseofacrow]

Hows the job going OBG? Been there a while now havent you?

PM'd you mate.

Share the good news mate

[skizz_b]

Long story short he's been there a week, something happened and now he's caught a sexual harassment lawsuit. Can't take him anywhere.

[DB10GOONER]

Long story short he's been there a week, something happened and now he's caught a sexual harassment lawsuit. Can't take him anywhere.

Rubbing his cock off people's ankles. Up on his tiptoes of course. OneBardEwok is a typical dwarf sex predator. Dirty little fucker.

[skizz_b]

Until he's posted in here I am going to continue to theorise about what's gone Alex Song at work.

Perhaps, much like Roy in The IT Crowd, he was hiding under a woman's desk and ended up getting trapped when she sat back down.

[OneBardGooner]

Long story short he's been there a week, something happened and now he's caught a sexual harassment lawsuit. Can't take him anywhere.

Rubbing his cock off people's ankles. Up on his tiptoes of course. OneBardEwok is a typical dwarf sex predator. Dirty little fucker.

The only one around here who needs to go on tip toe is DB10 so he can lift the toilet seat...to actually take a p*ss he has to get a step ladder



ps: I hear you've had some disgruntled customers who want their money back!

[OneBardGooner]

Until he's posted in here I am going to continue to theorise about what's gone Alex Song at work.

Perhaps, much like Roy in The IT Crowd, he was hiding under a woman's desk and ended up getting trapped when she sat back down.

Oi! Fukk Orf or I'll tell yer missus about that pre-match lunch-time booze up when you spent an hour in the bogs with King Jayson outside the Bowl!...Yes he has photographs...and yes, they are disgusting!

[OneBardGooner]

Hows the job going OBG? Been there a while now havent you?

PM'd you mate.

Share the good news mate

Not exactly 'good' mate, but it beats being on the nat king cole..........

Ere ow is it you're back from Oz ? Did they kick you out?

[DB10GOONER]

Long story short he's been there a week, something happened and now he's caught a sexual harassment lawsuit. Can't take him anywhere.

Rubbing his cock off people's ankles. Up on his tiptoes of course. OneBardEwok is a typical dwarf sex predator. Dirty little fucker.

The only one around here who needs to go on tip toe is DB10 so he can lift the toilet seat...to actually take a p*ss he has to get a step ladder



ps: I hear you've had some disgruntled customers who want their money back!

Well, you certainly look disgruntled there, you little bastard.

[OneBardGooner]

Where did you get a monkey suit that small off a ventriloquists dummy!?

[DB10GOONER]

Where did you get a monkey suit that small off a ventriloquists dummy!?

Off you, mate. Off you.

[OneBardGooner]

Where did you get a monkey suit that small off a ventriloquists dummy!?

Off the ventriloquist mate. Off the ventriloquist only 5euro's

Feck mate you got swindled there!

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Where did you get a monkey suit that small off a ventriloquists dummy!?

I heard he got it off of Ken

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Well I am now a married man and back from honeymoon in Cancun. I'm not going to lie, I did expect the forum to have been shut down (again) in my absence as it does always seem to coincide with me returning from holiday

I know it's late mate but congrats

hope you have a great marriage and many happy times