Rubbish Football Chants

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This Is The Daybreak
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Rubbish Football Chants

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Just occurred to me yesterday how much I hate 'I'm forever blowing bubbles' when West Ham were singing it, what other football chants do you hate from the opposition and of our own.

-'Oh when the spurs go marching in' (at that stupidly slow speed, it doesn't make a good atmosphere, it makes them sound like idiots)

-She said no Robin (yes he's a twat but singing this reduces us to the mentality of Spurs and Chelsea fans)

-We know what we are, Champions of Europe (Yes also include you'll never ever get any respect from Europe because of who you are, what you represent and how you go about things)

-Yanited (Just annoying, in fact I hate it when anyone refers to them just as 'United'..like we're meant to know that you're automatically referring to Manchester United and not Leeds United, Sheffield United, Rotherham United etc)

-Yorkshire Yorkshire (again just annoying, imagine if we sung London London London all the way through games)

I think our fans refer to hating and singing about Tottenham a bit too much as well, there is no need to sing 'We hate Tottenham' in the San Siro.

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spendsum4uckingmoney
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Same old X, always cheating

X=name of football club


Generic and cliche

Paul Smith
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Any fucking Sloop Fucking john B tuned songs. Unoriginal and shit. :banghead:

I think out of the top clubs we have the worst set of songs tbf. :barscarf:

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by far the greatest team the world has ever seen :?

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This Is The Daybreak wrote:Just occurred to me yesterday how much I hate 'I'm forever blowing bubbles' when West Ham were singing it, what other football chants do you hate from the opposition and of our own.

-'Oh when the spurs go marching in' (at that stupidly slow speed, it doesn't make a good atmosphere, it makes them sound like idiots)

-She said no Robin (yes he's a twat but singing this reduces us to the mentality of Spurs and Chelsea fans)

-We know what we are, Champions of Europe (Yes also include you'll never ever get any respect from Europe because of who you are, what you represent and how you go about things)

-Yanited (Just annoying, in fact I hate it when anyone refers to them just as 'United'..like we're meant to know that you're automatically referring to Manchester United and not Leeds United, Sheffield United, Rotherham United etc)

-Yorkshire Yorkshire (again just annoying, imagine if we sung London London London all the way through games)

I think our fans refer to hating and singing about Tottenham a bit too much as well, there is no need to sing 'We hate Tottenham' in the San Siro.
So what's made you angry, bitter and twisted today then?!?!?

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augie
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REB wrote:by far the greatest team the world has ever seen :?


We used to be but apparently Bradford are now (heard them singing it at villa park tues night :lol: )

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Marching on together......Leeds

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Dan_85
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- Any Sloop John B chants
- Any 7 Nation Army chants. "Ohhhhh Santi Cazorla!" :banghead: Fuck off.
- *Insert shit northern manager's name here* Barmy Army!

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Dan_85 wrote:- Any Sloop John B chants
- Any 7 Nation Army chants. "Ohhhhh Santi Cazorla!" :banghead: Fuck off.
- *Insert shit northern manager's name here* Barmy Army!
Ok "Arsene Wenger's barmy army"

This Is The Daybreak
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Eboue-Why? wrote:
This Is The Daybreak wrote:Just occurred to me yesterday how much I hate 'I'm forever blowing bubbles' when West Ham were singing it, what other football chants do you hate from the opposition and of our own.

-'Oh when the spurs go marching in' (at that stupidly slow speed, it doesn't make a good atmosphere, it makes them sound like idiots)

-She said no Robin (yes he's a twat but singing this reduces us to the mentality of Spurs and Chelsea fans)

-We know what we are, Champions of Europe (Yes also include you'll never ever get any respect from Europe because of who you are, what you represent and how you go about things)

-Yanited (Just annoying, in fact I hate it when anyone refers to them just as 'United'..like we're meant to know that you're automatically referring to Manchester United and not Leeds United, Sheffield United, Rotherham United etc)

-Yorkshire Yorkshire (again just annoying, imagine if we sung London London London all the way through games)

I think our fans refer to hating and singing about Tottenham a bit too much as well, there is no need to sing 'We hate Tottenham' in the San Siro.
So what's made you angry, bitter and twisted today then?!?!?
Nothing, just enjoy a rant from time to time :barscarf:

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"Arsenal FC we're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen" is the worst by a country mile.
I've to admit that our home support is the most embarassing in the whole league.

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That 'he scores when he wants chant' really gets on my tits. It suggests to me that a player scoring when he wants would choose to miss chances when they could have scored. Is that just me, or have I over analysed this chant?

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Most songs are shit now, unfortunately most of our fans only know "greatest team" or the two songs with just "arsenal" in it, it's cringey really. Yeah Swansea overuse them quite a bit but "hymns and arias" and "swansea o swansea" are quality songs and unique to them that no one else sings it.

"champions of europe, you know what we are" from Chavski 100 times a game is cringey, as Dan said "oh santi cazorla" is shocking. "We support our local team" from teams such as Newcastle and Leeds who have a massive country-wide fanbase. "Stand up if you hate Tottenham" stand up for 5 seconds then back down again.

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That shite Celic, Everton & Totscum song called grand old team or something. It's enough to make your heart go woh-oh-oh-oh. Wot the fuk is that supposed to mean?

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we need a btr song for jack rather than super jack :banghead: :banghead:

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