It's all a load of Cannonballs in here! This is the virtual Arsenal pub where you can chat about anything except football. Be warned though, like any pub, the content may not always be suitable for everyone.
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:My last update in this thread, just to say thanks for all your best wishes from Toni, myself and my family, she is so much better its brill and I had my first sex for about four months this morning, she said afterwards that she thought she was getting a cold as her nose was running, I said "that ain't snot darling"
I do love a sense of humour did she hurt you much when she hit you with the golf club
It was her hair straighteners and they were on, I now have a scar like Harry Potter
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:My last update in this thread, just to say thanks for all your best wishes from Toni, myself and my family, she is so much better its brill and I had my first sex for about four months this morning, she said afterwards that she thought she was getting a cold as her nose was running, I said "that ain't snot darling"
I do love a sense of humour did she hurt you much when she withdrew?
LeftfootlegendGooner wrote:My last update in this thread, just to say thanks for all your best wishes from Toni, myself and my family, she is so much better its brill and I had my first sex for about four months this morning, she said afterwards that she thought she was getting a cold as her nose was running, I said "that ain't snot darling"
Too easy to mess with that, mate! So won't bother. But seriously I'm delighted your missus is well again.
**As a mod I'm also delighted you are getting sharked again. You mightn't be so grumpy now!
And yes I am less grumpy mate, in fact I've only just got from working in London all day and the tube strike made the roads in a fekin nightmare but hey ho i am getting the willy wet again so happy days
Nice one LFLG,....get a shorter name, I'm getting lazier every day
Glad everything worked out well in the end and the missus is letting you bring that half inch of yours anywhere near her.
For the record some of your post definitely qualifies as TM fecking I (too much info for the old fartbags on here....you know who you are)
I would have posted earlier but only tend to come to the cannoballs forum when someone croaks, like poor old Bob Hoskins or when I am alone at home Now where was I
did she hurt you much when she hit you with the golf club
