PREPARE FOR DISAPPOINTMENT
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2015 2:40 pm
For some of you folk this coming weekend will be the time that you are dragged out to the cinema by the missus to watch "Fifty Shades of Grey". If you are unfortunate enough to be among those having to keep her indoors happy then let me extend my sympathy to you in advance.
The book that spawned this film devoted almost 60 percent of it's content to the art of shagging etc. The film does 15 minutes over 2 hours! There is no genitalia, either female or male (sorry about that Flash) on show, and is not as raunchy as either Game of Thrones or Spartacus.
It has been ripped to shreds today by the preview press and critics and is set to be a massive flop (sorry about that too Flash, you can get some pills though).
You'll be going in the hope of seeing some soft porn and the missus getting a bit raunchy on the way home. Sadly you're likely to be badly let down on both counts as you're going to wonder how you can reclaim the worst two hours of your life and she'll have a massive cob on. Get ready to hear how "the book was much better" at least a dozen times before Sunday lunch.
Fortunately Mrs Spuddy is working this weekend and I've been spared the agony. Good luck!
The book that spawned this film devoted almost 60 percent of it's content to the art of shagging etc. The film does 15 minutes over 2 hours! There is no genitalia, either female or male (sorry about that Flash) on show, and is not as raunchy as either Game of Thrones or Spartacus.
It has been ripped to shreds today by the preview press and critics and is set to be a massive flop (sorry about that too Flash, you can get some pills though).
You'll be going in the hope of seeing some soft porn and the missus getting a bit raunchy on the way home. Sadly you're likely to be badly let down on both counts as you're going to wonder how you can reclaim the worst two hours of your life and she'll have a massive cob on. Get ready to hear how "the book was much better" at least a dozen times before Sunday lunch.
Fortunately Mrs Spuddy is working this weekend and I've been spared the agony. Good luck!