The ''no one is coming'' Transfer Thread

[Sean]

No-one available... Dizzying prices... Financial doping... ZZZ...

[StuartL]

Working 24 hours a day......if we find someone who is super super quality we will possibly look at it.

[SteveO 35]

Bayer Leverkusen midfielder Lars Bender, 26, is on the shortlist of players Arsenal want to sign in January. (Evening Standard)

Jesus....he's becoming the new Remy based on the number of times we're linked with him. Not a fucking cat in hell's chance

[OneBardGooner]

I hear Joe Cole is available....


FRANK I SAID.......

[rodders999]

Somewhere in the world right now, sleeping peacefully in his bed, lies some cheap, injury prone, French/African dud who is completely oblivious to the fact that Le Bell End is about to make him a multi millionaire.

Happy fucking days

[SteveO 35]

What's Kalou up to these days ?

[Perryashburtongroves]

"I'm not accountable to anyone"
"I will decide who comes to this club"
"How many matches have you played for professional football clubs?"
"Why should I tell you anything?"
"There is no need for anyone to come in. We have only world class players here right now."
"I can sign anyone in the world apart from perhaps two or three players but I choose to trust this squad."
"You think this job is easy but you can't do it".
"You tell me where this club was before I came here?"
"It's not fair that other clubs can spend more money. How can I compete?"
"Everyone is on drugs."
"I built this stadium and worked 25 hours a day, eight days a week to do it."
"We are very close to Bayern Munich, Real Madrid, Barcelona. Perhaps just one or two more years and we will be the same as them."
"Does anyone want to buy Sanchez and sell me Diaby in exchange?"
"I am a massive hypocritical bastard who has single-handedley managed to fuck up every season for the last decade."

[arseofacrow]

"I'm not accountable to anyone"
"I will decide who comes to this club"
"How many matches have you played for professional football clubs?"
"Why should I tell you anything?"
"There is no need for anyone to come in. We have only world class players here right now."
"I can sign anyone in the world apart from perhaps two or three players but I choose to trust this squad."
"You think this job is easy but you can't do it".
"You tell me where this club was before I came here?"
"It's not fair that other clubs can spend more money. How can I compete?"
"Everyone is on drugs."
"I built this stadium and worked 25 hours a day, eight days a week to do it."
"We are very close to Bayern Munich, Real Madrid, Barcelona. Perhaps just one or two more years and we will be the same as them."
"Does anyone want to buy Sanchez and sell me Diaby in exchange?"
"I am a massive hypocritical bastard who has single-handedley managed to fuck up every season for the last decade."

Everyone's on drugs? He's right there

[LeftfootlegendGooner]

Yes

[mcdowell42]

The Mirror claim that #Arsenal have made an enquiry for Celta Vigo's £15m rated forward Nolito.
8:40pm - 7 Dec 15

[mcdowell42]

Don Balon claim Real Madrid will offer striker Jese to #Arsenal in January. pic.twitter.com/yC8P9CSVlR
6:56pm - 7 Dec 15

[Gunner Rob]

why would we buy anyone in January?
we are 2nd in the league with loads of players to come back from injury.

[franksav63]

I hear Joe Cole is available....


FRANK I SAID.......

I have no idea what you are on about fella!!!

[Supagoon]

why would we buy anyone in January?
we are 2nd in the league with loads of players to come back from injury.

You sir, are a credit to this football club, spot on, well done.

[GranadaJoe]

The Mirror claim that #Arsenal have made an enquiry for Celta Vigo's £15m rated forward Nolito.
8:40pm - 7 Dec 15

He's 29 and a half a season wonder and I can't believe we've any interest in him at all.