The ''no one is coming'' Transfer Thread

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba ... ntrum.html

Same old story isn't it? Contract running out, excellent player, frustrated and fed-up, expects more, wants guarantees that the club will challenge for trophies. What's changed since Van Persie left? Fuck all and it's all because of that *word censored* in charge.
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This season is going to be damage limitation. If we lose Ozil and Sanchez, we are in such a delicate state in terms of quality.

If we lose both Sanchez and Ozil, watch the media spin it as 'Arsenal cannot afford to lose Wenger in such turbulent times', then Arsene will step in as the 'reluctant hero', portraying himself as wanting to retire, but not wanting to leave the club in such a delicate situation.

The fact he oversaw the pending disaster wont mean much - brushed under the carpet.
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begeegs wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
Those are the rumours ive heard about Sneijder too, do yours involve a hose pipe, bulldog clips and a bowling ball? :shock:
Someone has been watching Rillington Place :D (with the exception of the bowling ball)..
Worryingly i havent seen any if it :? :|
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flash gunner wrote:
begeegs wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
Those are the rumours ive heard about Sneijder too, do yours involve a hose pipe, bulldog clips and a bowling ball? :shock:
Someone has been watching Rillington Place :D (with the exception of the bowling ball)..
Worryingly i havent seen any if it :? :|
It seems someone has based a TV show around your weekend hobby, Barbara - oops, sorry - Flash. :lol: :wink:
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DB10GOONER wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
begeegs wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
Those are the rumours ive heard about Sneijder too, do yours involve a hose pipe, bulldog clips and a bowling ball? :shock:
Someone has been watching Rillington Place :D (with the exception of the bowling ball)..
Worryingly i havent seen any if it :? :|
It seems someone has based a TV show around your weekend hobby, Barbara - oops, sorry - Flash. :lol: :wink:
Am i in a Truman show style life? :? holy shit what else have they seen? :shock: :shock: :wink:
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flash gunner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
begeegs wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
Those are the rumours ive heard about Sneijder too, do yours involve a hose pipe, bulldog clips and a bowling ball? :shock:
Someone has been watching Rillington Place :D (with the exception of the bowling ball)..
Worryingly i havent seen any if it :? :|
It seems someone has based a TV show around your weekend hobby, Barbara - oops, sorry - Flash. :lol: :wink:
Am i in a Truman show style life? :? holy shit what else have they seen? :shock: :shock: :wink:
The gerbils. I'm pretty sure they've all seen the gerbils, mate... well, what was left of the gerbils after they were "extracted". :shock:


:D :wink:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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DB10GOONER wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
begeegs wrote:
Someone has been watching Rillington Place :D (with the exception of the bowling ball)..
Worryingly i havent seen any if it :? :|
It seems someone has based a TV show around your weekend hobby, Barbara - oops, sorry - Flash. :lol: :wink:
Am i in a Truman show style life? :? holy shit what else have they seen? :shock: :shock: :wink:
The gerbils. I'm pretty sure they've all seen the gerbils, mate... well, what was left of the gerbils after they were "extracted". :shock:


:D :wink:
The show was about John Christie who used a hose to connect to the gas mains (for his victims) and kept it switched off with a bulldog clip. What's interesting here is that Flash has actually expanded on this method. If the gas doesn't work, a bowling ball would certainly come in handy.....I suppose gerbils could come in handy at this point... :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:
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begeegs wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
Worryingly i havent seen any if it :? :|
It seems someone has based a TV show around your weekend hobby, Barbara - oops, sorry - Flash. :lol: :wink:
Am i in a Truman show style life? :? holy shit what else have they seen? :shock: :shock: :wink:
The gerbils. I'm pretty sure they've all seen the gerbils, mate... well, what was left of the gerbils after they were "extracted". :shock:


:D :wink:
The show was about John Christie who used a hose to connect to the gas mains (for his victims) and kept it switched off with a bulldog clip. What's interesting here is that Flash has actually expanded on this method. If the gas doesn't work, a bowling ball would certainly come in handy.....I suppose gerbils could come in handy at this point... :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:
:lol: :lol:

Oh, Flash is an expert on all that weird kinky shit. :worried:


:D :wink:
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Yeah! But he bought his second hand (stained) Gimp Suit from you. :lol:
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DB10GOONER wrote:
begeegs wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
flash gunner wrote:
DB10GOONER wrote:
It seems someone has based a TV show around your weekend hobby, Barbara - oops, sorry - Flash. :lol: :wink:
Am i in a Truman show style life? :? holy shit what else have they seen? :shock: :shock: :wink:
The gerbils. I'm pretty sure they've all seen the gerbils, mate... well, what was left of the gerbils after they were "extracted". :shock:


:D :wink:
The show was about John Christie who used a hose to connect to the gas mains (for his victims) and kept it switched off with a bulldog clip. What's interesting here is that Flash has actually expanded on this method. If the gas doesn't work, a bowling ball would certainly come in handy.....I suppose gerbils could come in handy at this point... :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:
:lol: :lol:

Oh, Flash is an expert on all that weird kinky shit. :worried:


:D :wink:
I know the story of John Christy but didnt even realise what i was typing :shock: :shock: :shock:


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OneBardGooner wrote:Yeah! But he bought his second hand (stained) Gimp Suit from you. :lol:
The pocket-sized dildo has spoken! :barscarf:

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If I'm pocket sized you must be micro - and a used pongy one at that!...well that's what spuddy reckons. :D
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Back to the Thread!!!

"Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger is interested in signing Torino striker Andrea Belotti, but is concerned by the 23-year-old's £50m price tag. (Sun)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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OneBardGooner wrote:Back to the Thread!!!

"Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger is interested in signing Torino striker Andrea Belotti, but is concerned by the 23-year-old's £50m price tag. (Sun)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



Ridiculous rumour - don't the sun know that our scouts are now combing through the various non league divisions in the hope of signing the new Nicholas bendtner ? :roll: I have never seen a club go from buying a £40k player, to signing a £50m player within a few weeks :lol: :lol:
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