Up with the lark
- Brightonnxtround
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FUCK GOT UP LATE
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This thread is the internet equivalent of a Chris Morris Brasseye-style spoof interview.
Surely?
Surely?
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If I add "don't call me Shirley" are any of you old enough to understand the reference? Brighton will be.officepest wrote:This thread is the internet equivalent of a Chris Morris Brasseye-style spoof interview.
Surely?
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Red Snapper wrote:If I add "don't call me Shirley" are any of you old enough to understand the reference? Brighton will be.officepest wrote:This thread is the internet equivalent of a Chris Morris Brasseye-style spoof interview.
Surely?
“This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.”
“A hospital? What is it?”
"It's a big building with patients; but that's not important now."
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Mick and Paddy were visiting a graveyard when Mick said, “Paddy there’s a guy here who lived til he was 150 years old!”
“What was his name?”, said Paddy.
“Miles, From London.”
“What was his name?”, said Paddy.
“Miles, From London.”
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When the jokes get this bad (and old ) it's basement time!REB wrote:Mick and Paddy were visiting a graveyard when Mick said, “Paddy there’s a guy here who lived til he was 150 years old!”
“What was his name?”, said Paddy.
“Miles, From London.”
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Hoo - fucking - rayDB10GOONER wrote:When the jokes get this bad (and old ) it's basement time!REB wrote:Mick and Paddy were visiting a graveyard when Mick said, “Paddy there’s a guy here who lived til he was 150 years old!”
“What was his name?”, said Paddy.
“Miles, From London.”
- Brightonnxtround
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Yes I certainly am red age is odd , you're brain changes I can remember with pin point accuracy what I was doingRed Snapper wrote:If I add "don't call me Shirley" are any of you old enough to understand the reference? Brighton will be.officepest wrote:This thread is the internet equivalent of a Chris Morris Brasseye-style spoof interview.
Surely?
40years ago right down to layouts of mates houses even what pictures where on the wall yet I can't remember
What I did last Wednesday at work . That statement tells me I may have early signs of dementia
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Only that statement?Brightonnxtround wrote:Yes I certainly am red age is odd , you're brain changes I can remember with pin point accuracy what I was doingRed Snapper wrote:If I add "don't call me Shirley" are any of you old enough to understand the reference? Brighton will be.officepest wrote:This thread is the internet equivalent of a Chris Morris Brasseye-style spoof interview.
Surely?
40years ago right down to layouts of mates houses even what pictures where on the wall yet I can't remember
What I did last Wednesday at work . That statement tells me I may have early signs of dementia
Just kidding. Since I hit 40 I've been the same tbh. Can remember all sorts of mad shit in fine detail from 20 - 30 years ago but struggle to recall a conversation I've had with the missus or a work colleague last week.... Personally I think it was all the drink and drugs I consumed in my 20s.
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Concur DB me and wife out on the sherbets last Friday
And I woke up convinced I had nothing to eat before going to bed
After much moaning in the morning the wife pointed out the empty Chinese boxes
I still for the life of me can't remember eating it , fucking annoying
And I woke up convinced I had nothing to eat before going to bed
After much moaning in the morning the wife pointed out the empty Chinese boxes
I still for the life of me can't remember eating it , fucking annoying
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Yoooooow burnt me toast
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I’ve just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she’s moving during sex.
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REB wrote:I’ve just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she’s moving during sex.
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Brightonnxtround wrote:Concur DB me and wife out on the sherbets last Friday
And I woke up convinced I had nothing to eat before going to bed
After much moaning in the morning the wife pointed out the empty Chinese boxes
I still for the life of me can't remember eating it , fucking annoying
You let her go to bed before she'd tidied the kitchen!!??!!
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REB wrote:I’ve just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she’s moving during sex.
Now that's proper funny!