The time of the creepy clown has come!!
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Re: The time of the creepy clown has come!!
The trend of creepy clowns is back in the run up to Halloween!!
Be afraid
Be afraid
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Or just spark the student bastard.CloakedGooner wrote: ↑Thu Sep 20, 2018 12:47 pmThe trend of creepy clowns is back in the run up to Halloween!!
Be afraid
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Pepper spray or a bought on-line (from Holland Taser work nicely.. Maaan ! the noises they make is sooo funny!
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ps: If they say you've got to buy a charger as well (because the UK one's don't work) it isn't true, you can use the same one you might use on your electric shaver.. does the job perfectly.
About 400 guilders and ZAP! BAMMO!
About 400 guilders and ZAP! BAMMO!
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I hate these cu.nts - as I recall most of them go about scaring women and kids so if you get the chance to fu.ck them up don't miss the opportunity.
Just remember that self defence isn't allowed to turn into an assault on Mr Clown. You can end up getting done for that and if you come to the attention of the police don't forget to repeat that you were in fear for your life a few times.
The best circumstance is always one on one with no CCTV or witnesses about
Just remember that self defence isn't allowed to turn into an assault on Mr Clown. You can end up getting done for that and if you come to the attention of the police don't forget to repeat that you were in fear for your life a few times.
The best circumstance is always one on one with no CCTV or witnesses about
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And remember not to attack any genuine clowns there were some cases of decent, hardworking clowns getting the crap beat out of them on their way to work last time!
One of them even started a Clown Lives Matter campaign at the time
One of them even started a Clown Lives Matter campaign at the time
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CloakedGooner wrote: ↑Sat Sep 22, 2018 5:48 pmAnd remember not to attack any genuine clowns there were some cases of decent, hardworking clowns getting the crap beat out of them on their way to work last time!
One of them even started a Clown Lives Matter campaign at the time
I heard about this, one of the clowns was assulted in a local chip shop.... he got battered from head to toe.
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Fuck them. What were they doing going to work already dressed up? Do you think Spuddy travels to the sets of his dwarf porn films in high heels and suspenders with a 12 inch strap on hanging out the front of him?CloakedGooner wrote: ↑Sat Sep 22, 2018 5:48 pmAnd remember not to attack any genuine clowns there were some cases of decent, hardworking clowns getting the crap beat out of them on their way to work last time!
One of them even started a Clown Lives Matter campaign at the time
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Also if there are nosey interlopers (sorry -Jock Gooner wrote: ↑Sat Sep 22, 2018 1:08 pmI hate these cu.nts - as I recall most of them go about scaring women and kids so if you get the chance to fu.ck them up don't miss the opportunity.
Just remember that self defence isn't allowed to turn into an assault on Mr Clown. You can end up getting done for that and if you come to the attention of the police don't forget to repeat that you were in fear for your life a few times.
The best circumstance is always one on one with no CCTV or witnesses about
witnesses) about, just shout out "he's got a knife!" before you kick the student scum unconscious. You can always say afterward that said student scum claimed he had a knife and said he was going to stab you. And if you've done your job right he won't be in any condition to contradict you.
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slight adjustment there DBDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:56 amFuck them. What were they doing going to work already dressed up? Do you think Spuddy travels to the sets of his dwarf porn films in high heels and suspenders with a 12 inch strap on hanging out the back of him?CloakedGooner wrote: ↑Sat Sep 22, 2018 5:48 pmAnd remember not to attack any genuine clowns there were some cases of decent, hardworking clowns getting the crap beat out of them on their way to work last time!
One of them even started a Clown Lives Matter campaign at the time
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I agree.
For the life of me there is something seriously wrong with a bloke who wears his Grandmas make up and dresses up with no colour coordination whatsoever...
And if one jumped out at my family, I would seriously beat the shit out of it...
For the life of me there is something seriously wrong with a bloke who wears his Grandmas make up and dresses up with no colour coordination whatsoever...
And if one jumped out at my family, I would seriously beat the shit out of it...
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Absolutely. Indeed it would be positively negligent of you not to kick the shit out of the silly cùnt.Allgunsblazin wrote: ↑Thu Oct 04, 2018 11:57 amI agree.
For the life of me there is something seriously wrong with a bloke who wears his Grandmas make up and dresses up with no colour coordination whatsoever...
And if one jumped out at my family, I would seriously beat the shit out of it...
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Seriously peeps I am not clowning around here!
But this Looks "Good".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_DJEzZk2pc
But this Looks "Good".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_DJEzZk2pc
Re: The time of the creepy clown has come!!
When I first heard about this I thought it sounded brutal but after watching the trailer for it I will definitely give it a go as it actually looks decent.