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Did you know that in 1726, in England, a woman named Mary Toft managed to trick doctors into believing that she had given birth to rabbits Mary did this by shoving the rabbits up her vagina before pushing them out and ‘birthing’ them.

And those Thai birds think they're great firing ping pong ball out of their flangers?

Pfft! Big deal! She was firing rabbits out of her gowk! RABBITS!!

DB10GOONER wrote:Did you know that in 1726, in England, a woman named Mary Toft managed to trick doctors into believing that she had given birth to rabbits Mary did this by shoving the rabbits up her vagina before pushing them out and ‘birthing’ them.

And those Thai birds think they're great firing ping pong ball out of their flangers?

Pfft! Big deal! She was firing rabbits out of her gowk! RABBITS!!

yeah her husbands name was Bunny.

OneBardGooner wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:Did you know that in 1726, in England, a woman named Mary Toft managed to trick doctors into believing that she had given birth to rabbits Mary did this by shoving the rabbits up her vagina before pushing them out and ‘birthing’ them.

And those Thai birds think they're great firing ping pong ball out of their flangers?

Pfft! Big deal! She was firing rabbits out of her gowk! RABBITS!!

yeah her husbands name was Bunny.

Good thing she wasn't firing chickens out of there or we might all have been eating Kuntucky Fired Chicken!

Ba-doom-tish!!

I'm here all week!

DB10GOONER wrote:Did you know that in 1726, in England, a woman named Mary Toft managed to trick doctors into believing that she had given birth to rabbits Mary did this by shoving the rabbits up her vagina before pushing them out and ‘birthing’ them.

And those Thai birds think they're great firing ping pong ball out of their flangers?

Pfft! Big deal! She was firing rabbits out of her gowk! RABBITS!!

Always wondered what Debbie McGee did with those rabbits!!!!

funny race of people the english

https://www.buzzfeed.com/hilarywardle/1 ... cjoYY5OyZe


but then again the english are made up of , celts,saxons,norse,romans,gauls etc etc so not really a people are they the english

REB wrote:funny race of people the english

https://www.buzzfeed.com/hilarywardle/1 ... cjoYY5OyZe


but then again the english are made up of , celts,saxons,norse,romans,gauls etc etc so not really a people are they the english

Well that's the reason we are so superior to all the other inbred races!

SPUDMASHER wrote:Three interesting facts for you here:-


3. I'm moving to the outback

is that another term for arsecrack

Did you know...This is why I personally do not believe in the God that all these bible bashing Christians & Jw's keep harping on about...

There may well be an All Powerful Divine Entity of which we are all part in some way, but for this beautiful innocent child to be taken by cancer at 4 years of age - IS beyond understanding.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-la ... e-38044276

Did you know that upon losing battles, apes will tend to masturbate?

Apparently the Rodders Bonobo Gibbon is notorious for this practice and will often masturbate until it falls unconscious.

Did you know that your chances of being killed by a vending machine are actually twice as large as your chance of being bitten by a shark?

DB10GOONER wrote:Did you know that your chances of being killed by a vending machine are actually twice as large as your chance of being bitten by a shark?

Some of those vending machines are pretty vicious, especially when they hunt in a pack.

Did you know that Albert Einstein, Fidel Castro, Prince Charles, HGWells and Bob Dylan are/were all.........…

wait for it........

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left handed

Best people are mate!

DB10GOONER wrote:Did you know that your chances of being killed by a vending machine are actually twice as large as your chance of being bitten by a shark?

A girl I worked with told us one night that she was going out with a vending machine technician (repair man) I helpfully said "at least he will always insert the correct amount" ... She wasn't impressed..

Bradywasking wrote:

DB10GOONER wrote:Did you know that your chances of being killed by a vending machine are actually twice as large as your chance of being bitten by a shark?

A girl I worked with told us one night that she was going out with a vending machine technician (repair man) I helpfully said "at least he will always insert the correct amount" ... She wasn't impressed..

Was it Sheryl Crow ?

she went on to write a song about it....

I think you may be due some royalties