Retro Gunner wrote:It's obvious that Augie's recent analysis has "lacked a bit the sharpness" and he's clearly been posting with "a leetle bit the handbrake on". It's understandable however, because he worked a couple of very long shifts in the shop over the weekend and was feeling "a leetle jaded".
Unfortunately, the guy with the shop along the road was much busier "overall", but there were "special circumstances", because Augie was busier before lunchtime on both Saturday and Sunday and if we look at trade for the first half of those days, Augie would have won the Shop of the Weekend Award. The fact that he didn't win was just an "accident"......anyway if you look at the "expected" sales for Augie's shop, he has, in theory, won the Shop League........
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DB10GOONER wrote:Retro Gunner wrote:It's obvious that Augie's recent analysis has "lacked a bit the sharpness" and he's clearly been posting with "a leetle bit the handbrake on". It's understandable however, because he worked a couple of very long shifts in the shop over the weekend and was feeling "a leetle jaded".
Unfortunately, the guy with the shop along the road was much busier "overall", but there were "special circumstances", because Augie was busier before lunchtime on both Saturday and Sunday and if we look at trade for the first half of those days, Augie would have won the Shop of the Weekend Award. The fact that he didn't win was just an "accident"......anyway if you look at the "expected" sales for Augie's shop, he has, in theory, won the Shop League........
Quality.
Also, augie's a fat bald cúnt.
Leesun, that's what you say he is, but do you realise that he works 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, to lose weight and grow some hair ?? And not just any old hair, because that would kill the hair on his arse, but he's looking only for super, top top quality hair.
We have always to admire his mental strength to deal with these physical challenges and the spirit among the staff in his shop is beyond question. In fact, they are the best group of staff he's ever had and he's had over 30 years experience in that shop.....zzzzzzzzzzzzz
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I think its fair to point out that the shop award runs across a calendar year not the shop season which is August to May.
I also heard that Augie has refused to use post office vans as doing so would 'kill' his carrier pigeons.
I also heard that Augie has refused to use post office vans as doing so would 'kill' his carrier pigeons.
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I knew The Augie Poll would Inspire Usmanov to make his move!
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OneBardGooner wrote:I knew The Augie Poll would Inspire Usmanov to make his move!
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Well.
The votes have been cast - The people/Gooners have spoken.
It looks like Augie can be made a Mod!.
The votes have been cast - The people/Gooners have spoken.
It looks like Augie can be made a Mod!.
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As Spuddy so eloquently put it, "over my dead body".OneBardGooner wrote:Well.
The votes have been cast - The people/Gooners have spoken.
It looks like Augie can be made a Mod!.
Or as REB even more eloquently put it, "I'd rather suck the cock off a dead wino. Again.".
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DB10GOONER wrote:As Spuddy so eloquently put it, "over my dead body".OneBardGooner wrote:Well.
The votes have been cast - The people/Gooners have spoken.
It looks like Augie can be made a Mod!.
Or as REB even more eloquently put it, "I'd rather suck the cock off a dead wino. Again.".
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OneBardGooner wrote:Well.
The votes have been cast - The people/Gooners have spoken.
It looks like Augie can be made a Mod!.
Ok that's fair...... Get the robes, Vaseline, gimp mask, hamsters and 18 inch candles ready lads, it's initiation time
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Bloody catholics!flash gunner wrote:OneBardGooner wrote:Well.
The votes have been cast - The people/Gooners have spoken.
It looks like Augie can be made a Mod!.
Ok that's fair...... Get the robes, Vaseline, gimp mask, hamsters and 18 inch candles ready lads, it's initiation time
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arseofacrow wrote:Bloody catholics!flash gunner wrote:OneBardGooner wrote:Well.
The votes have been cast - The people/Gooners have spoken.
It looks like Augie can be made a Mod!.
Ok that's fair...... Get the robes, Vaseline, gimp mask, hamsters and 18 inch candles ready lads, it's initiation time
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Shhh!! Don't let HipsterAtheistJoe hear you!!arseofacrow wrote:Bloody catholics!flash gunner wrote:OneBardGooner wrote:Well.
The votes have been cast - The people/Gooners have spoken.
It looks like Augie can be made a Mod!.
Ok that's fair...... Get the robes, Vaseline, gimp mask, hamsters and 18 inch candles ready lads, it's initiation time
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But I thought he was a .... you know .... a 'Baby Jesus' fan since ...You know what!?
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See! I knew it, I just bloomin' knew that if the Augie poll went well it would inspire the players to play their best game all season.
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After 20 years commitment Augie cannot be judged on one post..(unless it's a brilliant post which he can use to justify himself)