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BobbyPires7 wrote:
Tue Jul 04, 2023 5:57 pm
Welcome Alessia Russo. :barscarf:

And farewell Granit Xhaka and his wife FiveToThree. :barscarf:
She said she’s looking forward to playing alongside Fabio Vieira
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:D :D

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i had a breaking news alert on my phone yesterday to say that Russo had joined.
my first reaction was - who's that ? took me a couple of minutes to realise she was a woman footballer :D

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Imagine the showers, absolute fucking scenes.

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BobbyPires7 wrote:
Tue Jul 04, 2023 5:57 pm
Welcome Alessia Russo. :barscarf:

And farewell Granit Xhaka and his wife FiveToThree. :barscarf:
There fucking is one. In the basement. That's a weeks ban for trolling. :redcard:

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I'm merging this utter shit with the pc poofs - oops, sorry - women's "football" thread in the basement.... :roll:

:lol: :wink:

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mcdowell42 wrote:
Tue Jul 04, 2023 6:10 pm
About time we had a woman's football thread :barscarf:
A weeks ban. :redcard:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Jul 05, 2023 1:45 pm
I'm merging this utter shit with the pc poofs - oops, sorry - women's "football" thread in the basement.... :roll:

:lol: :wink:

We have a basement

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robbo10 wrote:
Wed Jul 05, 2023 8:25 am
BobbyPires7 wrote:
Tue Jul 04, 2023 5:57 pm
Welcome Alessia Russo. :barscarf:

And farewell Granit Xhaka and his wife FiveToThree. :barscarf:
She said she’s looking forward to playing alongside Fabio Vieira
My sources tell me that Fabio Vierras' new position is as an emergency mobile tampon for the Ladies' Team.

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https://twitter.com/shawy_sufc/status/1 ... ypo8FzPjIA

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she’ll just boot it all over the place.

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Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
Wed Jul 05, 2023 5:22 pm
https://twitter.com/shawy_sufc/status/1 ... ypo8FzPjIA

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she’ll just boot it all over the place.
:shock:

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Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
Wed Jul 05, 2023 5:22 pm
https://twitter.com/shawy_sufc/status/1 ... ypo8FzPjIA

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she’ll just boot it all over the place.
:lol:

You're right, she's shite, she's a woman foobler!

And I don't fucking care if it scans or rhymes or not! :lol: :wink:

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Jul 05, 2023 5:57 pm
Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
Wed Jul 05, 2023 5:22 pm
https://twitter.com/shawy_sufc/status/1 ... ypo8FzPjIA

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she’ll just boot it all over the place.
:lol:

You're right, she's shite, she's a woman foobler!

And I don't fucking care if it scans or rhymes or not! :lol: :wink:

Can't stand Aluko. She used the race card to fit up the England manager Mark Sansom, who had made a couple of ill-advised remarks. The comments were attempts at humour, but led to an eventual complaint from Aluko and I think another player. The remarks were pretty innocuous and nothing was said at the time, but when Aluko lost her place in the team, she was pissed off and lo and behold, drags up the remarks Sansom had made previously.

As we all know, once accusations around race, gender, sexual orientation etc are made, then you're already guilty. The law is turned on its head and it's a case of guilty until proven innocent. Sansom lost his job.

Aluko is a piece of work.

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Retro Gunner wrote:
Wed Jul 05, 2023 6:30 pm
DB10GOONER wrote:
Wed Jul 05, 2023 5:57 pm
Arsenal Till I Die wrote:
Wed Jul 05, 2023 5:22 pm
https://twitter.com/shawy_sufc/status/1 ... ypo8FzPjIA

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she’ll just boot it all over the place.
:lol:

You're right, she's shite, she's a woman foobler!

And I don't fucking care if it scans or rhymes or not! :lol: :wink:

Can't stand Aluko. She used the race card to fit up the England manager Mark Sansom, who had made a couple of ill-advised remarks. The comments were attempts at humour, but led to an eventual complaint from Aluko and I think another player. The remarks were pretty innocuous and nothing was said at the time, but when Aluko lost her place in the team, she was pissed off and lo and behold, drags up the remarks Sansom had made previously.

As we all know, once accusations around race, gender, sexual orientation etc are made, then you're already guilty. The law is turned on its head and it's a case of guilty until proven innocent. Sansom lost his job.

Aluko is a piece of work.
Yep. Right on all counts. And probably another good reason to keep women away from the men's game. Banter and inappropriate humour have always been a part of it.

Aluko is a cùnt. End of. :censored:

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Merged....


and...


breath.... :D :wink:

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