Brighton bumholes A Sat April 6th KO 530pm

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rodders999 wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2024 7:18 pm
Nothing better than the sweet sweet buzz you get when downing a few cans on a Saturday afternoon after your team has trousered 3 beautiful points and a clean sheet after a superb performance.

Boot-iful.
And the ruby with all the trimmings has just been delivered! 8) :cheers:

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Kingralph wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2024 7:22 pm
Viv Andersons Tache wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2024 5:56 pm
Kingralph wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2024 5:09 pm
Whilst slagging Zinny can we also spare some abuse for Kai, who is being fucking anonymous yet again. Useless ****
This aged like milk
Sorry for the late reply, Viv. A tap in from 5 yards doesn’t mean he isn’t fucking useless it just means he was so close he couldn’t miss. Actually, he has missed a few from that close already this season. Perhaps he just got lucky, eh?
Great performance today from the vertz. Assist to. Led the line well. Sky pundits unusually praising him. Boy did good

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Re: Brighton bumholes A Sat April 6th KO 530pm

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Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2024 7:20 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2024 7:14 pm
Viv Andersons Tache wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2024 7:09 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2024 7:03 pm
What the fuck does Feo look like!?


I mean What The Actual Fuck!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


a £3k cashmere coat and he makes it look like a Donkey Jacket.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Michael Douglas attire from several 90s movies
But his trainers are from Primark!


You know, the cheap plastic one's made by a blind one armed child in a sweatshop in Bangladesh.
Now I've got a whole 90s film going on in my mind where Walcott and Carney are a detective double act on the trail of a drug gang in Tokyo but the twist is that Carney is on drugs too. Then Smudge comes in as their boss and takes them off the case but they carry on and solve it anyway. That or inner city sumo.
:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :ihh: :corkbarry:

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Fair Do's to De Zerbi - her said it WAS a Penalty.

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Forget it Theo, it’s Chinatown

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Kingralph wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2024 7:22 pm
Viv Andersons Tache wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2024 5:56 pm
Kingralph wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2024 5:09 pm
Whilst slagging Zinny can we also spare some abuse for Kai, who is being fucking anonymous yet again. Useless ****
This aged like milk
Sorry for the late reply, Viv. A tap in from 5 yards doesn’t mean he isn’t fucking useless it just means he was so close he couldn’t miss. Actually, he has missed a few from that close already this season. Perhaps he just got lucky, eh?
Ohh my, just fucking enjoy our form right now rather than create agendas lads. Havertz has been mustard since the international break.

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nut flush gooner wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2024 7:30 pm
Kingralph wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2024 7:22 pm
Viv Andersons Tache wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2024 5:56 pm
Kingralph wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2024 5:09 pm
Whilst slagging Zinny can we also spare some abuse for Kai, who is being fucking anonymous yet again. Useless ****
This aged like milk
Sorry for the late reply, Viv. A tap in from 5 yards doesn’t mean he isn’t fucking useless it just means he was so close he couldn’t miss. Actually, he has missed a few from that close already this season. Perhaps he just got lucky, eh?
Ohh my, just fucking enjoy our form right now rather than create agendas lads. Havertz has been mustard since the international break.
I hate mustard. :lol:

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Kingralph wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2024 7:31 pm
nut flush gooner wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2024 7:30 pm
Kingralph wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2024 7:22 pm
Viv Andersons Tache wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2024 5:56 pm
Kingralph wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2024 5:09 pm
Whilst slagging Zinny can we also spare some abuse for Kai, who is being fucking anonymous yet again. Useless ****
This aged like milk
Sorry for the late reply, Viv. A tap in from 5 yards doesn’t mean he isn’t fucking useless it just means he was so close he couldn’t miss. Actually, he has missed a few from that close already this season. Perhaps he just got lucky, eh?
Ohh my, just fucking enjoy our form right now rather than create agendas lads. Havertz has been mustard since the international break.
I hate mustard. :lol:
Mustard with a Sunday Roast especially English Mustard is essential.

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OneBardGooner wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2024 7:03 pm
What the fuck does Feo look like!?


I mean What The Actual Fuck!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


a £3k cashmere coat and he makes it look like a Donkey Jacket.
:D :D He did look rough didn't he.
He needs a haircut too.

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Perryashburtongroves wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2024 7:20 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2024 7:14 pm
Viv Andersons Tache wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2024 7:09 pm
OneBardGooner wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2024 7:03 pm
What the fuck does Feo look like!?


I mean What The Actual Fuck!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


a £3k cashmere coat and he makes it look like a Donkey Jacket.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Michael Douglas attire from several 90s movies
But his trainers are from Primark!


You know, the cheap plastic one's made by a blind one armed child in a sweatshop in Bangladesh.
Now I've got a whole 90s film going on in my mind where Walcott and Carney are a detective double act on the trail of a drug gang in Tokyo but the twist is that Carney is on drugs too. Then Smudge comes in as their boss and takes them off the case but they carry on and solve it anyway. That or inner city sumo.
:lol: :lol:

Monkey tennis? :lol:

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nut flush gooner wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2024 7:35 pm
Kingralph wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2024 7:31 pm
nut flush gooner wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2024 7:30 pm
Kingralph wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2024 7:22 pm
Viv Andersons Tache wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2024 5:56 pm


This aged like milk
Sorry for the late reply, Viv. A tap in from 5 yards doesn’t mean he isn’t fucking useless it just means he was so close he couldn’t miss. Actually, he has missed a few from that close already this season. Perhaps he just got lucky, eh?
Ohh my, just fucking enjoy our form right now rather than create agendas lads. Havertz has been mustard since the international break.
I hate mustard. :lol:
Mustard with a Sunday Roast especially English Mustard is essential.
Whilst I do very much enjoy good old English mustard on a Sunday roast, even better old American hotdog mustard with sauerkraut and ketchup on a hotdog 🌭 is God.

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DB10GOONER wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2024 7:42 pm
nut flush gooner wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2024 7:35 pm
Kingralph wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2024 7:31 pm
nut flush gooner wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2024 7:30 pm
Kingralph wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2024 7:22 pm


Sorry for the late reply, Viv. A tap in from 5 yards doesn’t mean he isn’t fucking useless it just means he was so close he couldn’t miss. Actually, he has missed a few from that close already this season. Perhaps he just got lucky, eh?
Ohh my, just fucking enjoy our form right now rather than create agendas lads. Havertz has been mustard since the international break.
I hate mustard. :lol:
Mustard with a Sunday Roast especially English Mustard is essential.
Whilst I do very much enjoy good old English mustard on a Sunday roast, even better old American hotdog mustard with sauerkraut and ketchup on a hotdog 🌭 is God.
French mustard & ketchup with steak & chips :barscarf:

Another top performance from the boys again
Come on United🤞

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Re: Brighton bumholes A Sat April 6th KO 530pm

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nut flush gooner wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2024 7:35 pm
Kingralph wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2024 7:31 pm
nut flush gooner wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2024 7:30 pm
Kingralph wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2024 7:22 pm
Viv Andersons Tache wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2024 5:56 pm


This aged like milk
Sorry for the late reply, Viv. A tap in from 5 yards doesn’t mean he isn’t fucking useless it just means he was so close he couldn’t miss. Actually, he has missed a few from that close already this season. Perhaps he just got lucky, eh?
Ohh my, just fucking enjoy our form right now rather than create agendas lads. Havertz has been mustard since the international break.
I hate mustard. :lol:
Mustard with a Sunday Roast especially English Mustard is essential.



No no no - it has to be gravy with your Sunday lunch 8) 8) :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:

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augie wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2024 8:40 pm
nut flush gooner wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2024 7:35 pm
Kingralph wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2024 7:31 pm
nut flush gooner wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2024 7:30 pm
Kingralph wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2024 7:22 pm


Sorry for the late reply, Viv. A tap in from 5 yards doesn’t mean he isn’t fucking useless it just means he was so close he couldn’t miss. Actually, he has missed a few from that close already this season. Perhaps he just got lucky, eh?
Ohh my, just fucking enjoy our form right now rather than create agendas lads. Havertz has been mustard since the international break.
I hate mustard. :lol:
Mustard with a Sunday Roast especially English Mustard is essential.



No no no - it has to be gravy with your Sunday lunch 8) 8) :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf: :barscarf:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


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I agree with Augie! :lol: :wink: (*)



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rodders999 wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2024 7:12 pm
That’s Del Boys coat that Theo’s got on
Rodders (Rod En Kneee!) You Pull Lonk Aar! :D :wink:

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