Brighton bumholes A Sat April 6th KO 530pm

[wibble]

Another very impressive performance. We’re so much more solid at the back this season (despite Zinchenko’s best efforts!)

Looking forward to the Bayern game

[rodders999]

Let’s all take off our underpants and wave them in the air in unison

[DB10GOONER]

Let’s all take off our underpants and wave them in the air in unison

What do you mean "take off"?

[Viv Andersons Tache]

Havertz man of the match. Goal and assist.

Great game from the big guy.

So when havertz gets man of the match its a great achievement.

You had a different story for ESR

Emile just cut a ball back and made an interception in a poxy game where we couldn’t control a midfield properly. Not quite the same but thank you for observing

Why dont you fcuk off

Please would you be kind enough to distribute your list of silly questions you were so proud of? We would all like to read it again.

[Viv Andersons Tache]

What the fuck does Feo look like!?


I mean What The Actual Fuck!!!!


a £3k cashmere coat and he makes it look like a Donkey Jacket.

Michael Douglas attire from several 90s movies

[Perryashburtongroves]

Carney looks like a Dwarf Ghoul Vampire in need of a feed.

Poor old Smudger looks like he could have been bitten by a vampire a few years back.

[DB10GOONER]

Carney looks like a Dwarf Ghoul Vampire in need of a feed.

Poor old Smudger looks like he could have been bitten by a vampire a few years back.

Hard to believe he's 61. Where have the years gone?

[rodders999]

Let’s all take off our underpants and wave them in the air in unison

What do you mean "take off"?

A man after my own heart

[rodders999]

That’s Del Boys coat that Theo’s got on

[OneBardGooner]

What the fuck does Feo look like!?


I mean What The Actual Fuck!!!!


a £3k cashmere coat and he makes it look like a Donkey Jacket.

Michael Douglas attire from several 90s movies

But his trainers are from Primark!


You know, the cheap plastic one's made by a blind one armed child in a sweatshop in Bangladesh.

[OneBardGooner]

Let’s all take off our underpants and wave them in the air in unison

What on earth makes you think we all wear underpants?

[Viv Andersons Tache]

What the fuck does Feo look like!?


I mean What The Actual Fuck!!!!


a £3k cashmere coat and he makes it look like a Donkey Jacket.

Michael Douglas attire from several 90s movies

But his trainers are from Primark!


You know, the cheap plastic one's made by a blind one armed child in a sweatshop in Bangladesh.

[rodders999]

Nothing better than the sweet sweet buzz you get when downing a few cans on a Saturday afternoon after your team has trousered 3 beautiful points and a clean sheet after a superb performance.

Boot-iful.

[Perryashburtongroves]

What the fuck does Feo look like!?


I mean What The Actual Fuck!!!!


a £3k cashmere coat and he makes it look like a Donkey Jacket.

Michael Douglas attire from several 90s movies

But his trainers are from Primark!


You know, the cheap plastic one's made by a blind one armed child in a sweatshop in Bangladesh.

Now I've got a whole 90s film going on in my mind where Walcott and Carney are a detective double act on the trail of a drug gang in Tokyo but the twist is that Carney is on drugs too. Then Smudge comes in as their boss and takes them off the case but they carry on and solve it anyway. That or inner city sumo.

[Kingralph]

Whilst slagging Zinny can we also spare some abuse for Kai, who is being fucking anonymous yet again. Useless ****

This aged like milk

Sorry for the late reply, Viv. A tap in from 5 yards doesn’t mean he isn’t fucking useless it just means he was so close he couldn’t miss. Actually, he has missed a few from that close already this season. Perhaps he just got lucky, eh?