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Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 9:11 am
by gus ceasar is a legend
Hello Patients!
I will be reopening the surgery later on today.
Have been a bit busy of late and so my drop in surgery has been closed whilst I carried out the breast survey I have been forced to undertake!
Normal service shall be resumed and I shall reply to everyone's letters of woe.
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:50 pm
by I Hate Hleb
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:55 pm
by REB
maybe he has nothing to say
now that would be a first 
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:57 pm
by gus ceasar is a legend
I have been busy!
Agony Aunt is just one of my many roles I perform to provide care in the community!
I talk to you lot for fucks sake don't I?
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 2:31 pm
by REB
any chance of a vow of silence
Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 1:45 pm
by RaM
Gus I think you should hire a few good looking nurses to keep your patients occupied while they await your wisdom in the foyer of your fine medical establishment.
Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 9:00 am
by NBM
Dear Gus,
Why wont the lambs stop screaming?
Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:16 pm
by stearmaster
Dear Gus,
My phone is well and truely f***ed, and i am uninsured, it seems to have a life of its own and dont do anything i want it too, how can i re-solve this problem on the cheap as i am uninsured?
Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2008 9:03 am
by gus ceasar is a legend
Would you like to buy a phone of me stary?
What network are you on?
Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 9:07 am
by tomkingsbury
Dear Gus,
Im a straight man, but everytime i see a picture of ****, i get a strange twitching in pants, followed by an ejection of salty fluids - is this wrong??
Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 11:00 am
by NBM
tomkingsbury wrote:Dear Gus,
Im a straight man, but everytime i see a picture of ****, i get a strange twitching in pants, followed by an ejection of salty fluids - is this wrong??
I dont think you need Gus to answer this one Tom!
Re: DEAR GUS
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2018 4:59 pm
by DB10GOONER
Also bumped for augie.
Re: DEAR GUS
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2018 10:11 pm
by Allgunsblazin
Dear Gus
Your patients are waiting for your diagnosis and your waiting list reflects the NHS's!....
Re: DEAR GUS
Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2018 10:37 pm
by OneBardGooner
What ever happened to Hlebby?
Re: DEAR GUS
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 8:16 am
by DB10GOONER
OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2018 10:37 pm
What ever happened to Hlebby?
No one knows mate. Tried contacting him but no reply. I just hope he's ok tbh.
Probably out playing whack-a-fuck!!