MASCOT (BIT OF A VANITY THREAD)
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MASCOT (BIT OF A VANITY THREAD)
just received a call from the club, my son has been chosen as a mascot for the home game against the vermin , three guest tickets included in the package, free kit and a tour behind the scenes to meet the players, I now have a few months to train him not to call Cech "helmet head" and Mr Wenger is not called "that senile old tool" . My interest in the club has dipped but my young lad is still invested and its just great news despite the fact that we as "overseas fans" will have to shell out for flights etc, ah feck it, its only money, one mega happy 10 year old
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But remember its still ok for him to call ANY Vermin player a c*nt even though he is only 10,tell him its a one day truce for saying a bad words!greengooner wrote: ↑Tue Aug 08, 2017 4:03 pmjust received a call from the club, my son has been chosen as a mascot for the home game against the vermin , three guest tickets included in the package, free kit and a tour behind the scenes to meet the players, I now have a few months to train him not to call Cech "helmet head" and Mr Wenger is not called "that senile old tool" . My interest in the club has dipped but my young lad is still invested and its just great news despite the fact that we as "overseas fans" will have to shell out for flights etc, ah feck it, its only money, one mega happy 10 year old
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Nice one fella, don't forget to ask for a,supply of,wenger out stickers to place strategically while on your behind the scenes tourgreengooner wrote: ↑Tue Aug 08, 2017 4:03 pmjust received a call from the club, my son has been chosen as a mascot for the home game against the vermin , three guest tickets included in the package, free kit and a tour behind the scenes to meet the players, I now have a few months to train him not to call Cech "helmet head" and Mr Wenger is not called "that senile old tool" . My interest in the club has dipped but my young lad is still invested and its just great news despite the fact that we as "overseas fans" will have to shell out for flights etc, ah feck it, its only money, one mega happy 10 year old
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Delighted for your boy GG.greengooner wrote: ↑Tue Aug 08, 2017 4:03 pmjust received a call from the club, my son has been chosen as a mascot for the home game against the vermin , three guest tickets included in the package, free kit and a tour behind the scenes to meet the players, I now have a few months to train him not to call Cech "helmet head" and Mr Wenger is not called "that senile old tool" . My interest in the club has dipped but my young lad is still invested and its just great news despite the fact that we as "overseas fans" will have to shell out for flights etc, ah feck it, its only money, one mega happy 10 year old
You gotta remember it's now all about keeping the next generation as Gooners for that glorious day in #May2025 when shit for brains finally retires! Hope you and your boy have a great day and see a fantastic mauling of the vermin 6-0.
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Great stuff ,I really hope he has a great day . !
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great stuff greengooner
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great stuff greengooner - tell him that as its the vermin it is absolutely fine to give them a kick pre match too
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I am going to have to insist he wear latex gloves if he has shake any vermin handsGunner Rob wrote: ↑Wed Aug 09, 2017 10:09 amgreat stuff greengooner - tell him that as its the vermin it is absolutely fine to give them a kick pre match too
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greengooner wrote: ↑Wed Aug 09, 2017 1:55 pmI am going to have to insist he wears latex gloves if he has shake any vermin handsGunner Rob wrote: ↑Wed Aug 09, 2017 10:09 amgreat stuff greengooner - tell him that as its the vermin it is absolutely fine to give them a kick pre match too
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I am going to have to insist he wears latex gloves if he has shake any vermin handsGunner Rob wrote: ↑Wed Aug 09, 2017 10:09 amgreat stuff greengooner - tell him that as its the vermin it is absolutely fine to give them a kick pre match too
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Make sure you insist THREE TIMES though huh?
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Ok ok ok.... I get it
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I think you should encourage him to take an interest in the opposition.
When shaking hands he should try to show an interest. For example, "What happened to your eyebrows?", "Why have you got such a fat tongue?",
"Have you always been a *word censored* or only since you joined the Scum?". It's only polite.
When shaking hands he should try to show an interest. For example, "What happened to your eyebrows?", "Why have you got such a fat tongue?",
"Have you always been a *word censored* or only since you joined the Scum?". It's only polite.
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Fair play to him,and I hope that he has a good day,but the mass mascot thing is just another example of the bollocks that is modern football,the same as T-Shirt cannons,members days,and the chance to "win" an audience with a player if the number on your programme is picked.
There used to be 1 mascot per team,now there are 11 a side.
Great for the kids,but it just drags out that stupid pre-match handshaking bullshit,and reinforces the fake mutual respect bollocks.
There used to be 1 mascot per team,now there are 11 a side.
Great for the kids,but it just drags out that stupid pre-match handshaking bullshit,and reinforces the fake mutual respect bollocks.
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Nice one GG!
You need to ensure your son IS Wearing protective Gloves and ensure they are smeared in something that will make the cuntts Very ill half way through the game...
ie: he gets to shake hands with all the scum team. Then they; during the game wipe their brows, their gobs etc etc etc
And suddenly Whooopsa daisy they are all re-visited by the Lasagne Up-Chuck Thing...
You need to ensure your son IS Wearing protective Gloves and ensure they are smeared in something that will make the cuntts Very ill half way through the game...
ie: he gets to shake hands with all the scum team. Then they; during the game wipe their brows, their gobs etc etc etc
And suddenly Whooopsa daisy they are all re-visited by the Lasagne Up-Chuck Thing...