Okay. Fuck this. This shit just got serious.
And I mean serious with a capital "J" for "Jesus Fucking Christ Serious".
Fuck all that pony about trade agreements and free movement and all that old shit. I challenge you, nay I dare you, to read this and not quake in your boots and shake with rage at the possible repercussions;
https://www.rte.ie/news/2017/1212/926690-kebab/
If these MEP bastards fuck around with my kebabs then I am starting the campaign to get Oireland out of the fucking EU.
Flash, Brighton, A11M11, Brexiteers - you saw this coming, you are all visionaries!
Now, I just need a catchy name for the campaign, something like "Brexit".
"Eirexit"? "Irexit"? "Paddygone"?
Maybe a Dublin version? "FuckYoozBud"?