Kate or Megan?
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Kate or Megan?
Which one floats your royal yacht ?
Re: Kate or Megan?
Personally I would bang both, and then go back to megan for seconds - she is a sexy mare
Re: Kate or Megan?
Megan, I would be scared of breaking Kate in half.
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Re: Kate or Megan?
I'd have a go on Meghan in the following way; mouth, arse, vag, mouth, arse. If I then had a bit left over and didn't need a lie down, I'd have a pop at Kate in the bum.
Don't know if that answers your question really but as an ardent Royalist I feel it's my duty to respond truthfully.
Don't know if that answers your question really but as an ardent Royalist I feel it's my duty to respond truthfully.
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Re: Kate or Megan?
Perryashburtongroves wrote: ↑Sat May 19, 2018 1:36 pmI'd have a go on Meghan in the following way; mouth, arse, vag, mouth, arse. If I then had a bit left over and didn't need a lie down, I'd have a pop at Kate in the bum.
Don't know if that answers your question really but as an ardent Royalist I feel it's my duty to respond truthfully.
So beautifully put..I'm on tears here.....Jane Austin, Emily Bronte never ever described a love scene so magnificently.
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Re: Kate or Megan?
Thank you very much, old chap. As you can imagine, it took a lot of thought and planning to come up with those words.Bradywasking wrote: ↑Sat May 19, 2018 1:53 pmPerryashburtongroves wrote: ↑Sat May 19, 2018 1:36 pmI'd have a go on Meghan in the following way; mouth, arse, vag, mouth, arse. If I then had a bit left over and didn't need a lie down, I'd have a pop at Kate in the bum.
Don't know if that answers your question really but as an ardent Royalist I feel it's my duty to respond truthfully.
So beautifully put..I'm on tears here.....Jane Austin, Emily Bronte never ever described a love scene so magnificently.
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Re: Kate or Megan?
Both at the same time
Then Camilla afterwards
Then Camilla afterwards
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Fuck me mate you'll end up in Traitors Gate if Harry gets on OLG tonight and see's this,and I'm not sure "as an ardent Royalist it's my duty" will get you off of it.Perryashburtongroves wrote: ↑Sat May 19, 2018 1:36 pmI'd have a go on Meghan in the following way; mouth, arse, vag, mouth, arse. If I then had a bit left over and didn't need a lie down, I'd have a pop at Kate in the bum.
Don't know if that answers your question really but as an ardent Royalist I feel it's my duty to respond truthfully.
Fucking classic
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And never once did he mention lube....Bradywasking wrote: ↑Sat May 19, 2018 1:53 pmPerryashburtongroves wrote: ↑Sat May 19, 2018 1:36 pmI'd have a go on Meghan in the following way; mouth, arse, vag, mouth, arse. If I then had a bit left over and didn't need a lie down, I'd have a pop at Kate in the bum.
Don't know if that answers your question really but as an ardent Royalist I feel it's my duty to respond truthfully.
So beautifully put..I'm on tears here.....Jane Austin, Emily Bronte never ever described a love scene so magnificently.
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Re: Kate or Megan?
Meghan defiantly looks like she takes it up the arse.
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Re: Kate or Megan?
I haven’t really given this much thought but here goes -
Meghan gets down on her knees, unzips me and enthusiastically starts to gobble down on my pecker.
She knows the well worn drill by now that she’s not allowed to make eye contact with me until I give the word so she slurps away like a hero, head bobbing up and down on my shaft.
Then, when on the brink of exploding, I tell her to look up and when I see the whites of her eyes I give one final deep thrust before emptying the contents of my bag down her throat.
Kate I’d probably just let give me a handjob, nothing out of the ordinary, maybe let her finish me off on a corgi or something.
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Meghan gets down on her knees, unzips me and enthusiastically starts to gobble down on my pecker.
She knows the well worn drill by now that she’s not allowed to make eye contact with me until I give the word so she slurps away like a hero, head bobbing up and down on my shaft.
Then, when on the brink of exploding, I tell her to look up and when I see the whites of her eyes I give one final deep thrust before emptying the contents of my bag down her throat.
Kate I’d probably just let give me a handjob, nothing out of the ordinary, maybe let her finish me off on a corgi or something.
End.
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Re: Kate or Megan?
As Frankie boyle once said... prince Charles on his recent royal visit to Botswana was dismayed to hear the locals talking about about Lady Di as he and Camilla walked passed...
"Fuck" they said "that crash totally messed up her face didn't it"
I'd bang em both and then have one of them give me a BJ and insist they did a mouth swap cum video.
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Re: Kate or Megan?
You mean just like her new husband ... well that's what Spuddy said.Arsenal Till I Die wrote: ↑Sat May 19, 2018 3:57 pmMeghan defiantly looks like she takes it up the arse.
Re: Kate or Megan?
Perryashburtongroves wrote: ↑Sat May 19, 2018 1:36 pmI'd have a go on Meghan in the following way; mouth, arse, vag, mouth, arse. If I then had a bit left over and didn't need a lie down, I'd have a pop at Kate in the bum.
Don't know if that answers your question really but as an ardent Royalist I feel it's my duty to respond truthfully.
Shakespeare himself couldn't have said it better
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Re: Kate or Megan?
Bradywasking wrote: ↑Sat May 19, 2018 1:53 pmPerryashburtongroves wrote: ↑Sat May 19, 2018 1:36 pmI'd have a go on Meghan in the following way; mouth, arse, vag, mouth, arse. If I then had a bit left over and didn't need a lie down, I'd have a pop at Kate in the bum.