Stuart L (2) wrote: ↑Sat Feb 24, 2024 9:26 amOneBardGooner wrote: ↑Sat Feb 24, 2024 7:58 amAs long as it didn't lead to'Malpractice'Stuart L (2) wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2024 10:18 pmWhat a little bit of Milk and Alcohol?OneBardGooner wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2024 9:56 pmI hear he's famous in Oirland... as Dr Dick GoodFeel. he likes a stiff one before he starts work.
LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
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Fucking hell, who was in Vol 1?
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I wonder if there is a collectors editionDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Thu Mar 21, 2024 8:51 pm
I think the question is "what was in volume 1?"
My money is on the queen mother and Boy George.
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You mean a Box Set !?Nick Nack wrote: ↑Thu Mar 21, 2024 9:40 pmI wonder if there is a collectors editionDB10GOONER wrote: ↑Thu Mar 21, 2024 8:51 pm
I think the question is "what was in volume 1?"
My money is on the queen mother and Boy George.
Re: LeftfootlegendGooner's Friday joke thread
Ha ha challenging wanks or the 6 finger shuffle as it is known here in Norfolk
Bard , no my sister doesn’t have 6 fingers
Bard , no my sister doesn’t have 6 fingers
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DB10GOONER wrote: ↑Fri Feb 23, 2024 2:38 pm
Reminds me of my last prostate exam when halfway through it the doctor leaned forward and whispered in my ear "look, no hands....."
Ha ha
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Girl goes into a record shop at Christmas.
"Excuse me, do you have Jingle Bells on a 6-inch?"
"No, but I have dangle balls on a 12-inch"
"That's not a record!"
"It's not far off!"
(PS Not sure if I have posted that one before but it's just as good second time around)
"Excuse me, do you have Jingle Bells on a 6-inch?"
"No, but I have dangle balls on a 12-inch"
"That's not a record!"
"It's not far off!"
(PS Not sure if I have posted that one before but it's just as good second time around)
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"I'm going out to scrape the car," my wife said this morning.
"Against what?" I replied.
"Against what?" I replied.
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A man hates his wife"s cat so much he drives to the next town and dumps it.
When he gets home, it"s there.
Next day he drives 50 miles and dumps it.
When he gets home, it"s there.
So the next day he drives to the other side of the country and dumps it.
One hour later he rings his wife and asks, "is the cat home?"
"Yes, why?" asks his wife."
Put the fucker on," he says, "I"m fucking lost."
When he gets home, it"s there.
Next day he drives 50 miles and dumps it.
When he gets home, it"s there.
So the next day he drives to the other side of the country and dumps it.
One hour later he rings his wife and asks, "is the cat home?"
"Yes, why?" asks his wife."
Put the fucker on," he says, "I"m fucking lost."
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I walked in the bedroom to find my wife dead in the bed the other day.
Looking at her lifeless there, I decided to have one last go.
Right in the middle she opened her eyes and shouted BOO!
Honestly, some people are fucking sick in the head.
Looking at her lifeless there, I decided to have one last go.
Right in the middle she opened her eyes and shouted BOO!
Honestly, some people are fucking sick in the head.