How Shit is Djourou?

STLgooner89 · Post by **STLgooner89** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 2:17 pm

Seriously, his lack of basic functioning deserves its own thread. Can't contain, can't tackle, can't cross, and has shit hair. He needs to be put down. Would he have even made the bench as a blackburn player today!?

LDB · Post by **LDB** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 2:17 pm

Mr FINSBURY PARK GOONER · Sat Sep 17, 2011 2:19 pm

there where many players since the end of last season and this season just as poor as him. Its time to start blaming the team and manager who picks them rather then one prat of a defender

Irish Gooner · Post by **Irish Gooner** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 2:20 pm

I had a thread on him somewhere with similar.

To some up yes he is shit. People will say he aint a RB but look at Smalling at United and he has no experience at all.

Peeman · Post by **Peeman** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 2:21 pm

Very Very

When he puts his hands behind his back to not give away a peno - I get a little bit sick in my mouth everytime

Post by **brazilianGOONER** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 2:22 pm

the problem is not how shit our players are.

the problem is that we can't coach defending. we're brainless at the back. no organisation whatsoever.

we need a good manager and good coaches. better players is secondary now imo.

but yeah, djourou isn't half shite. he's shite and a half

Mr FINSBURY PARK GOONER · Sat Sep 17, 2011 2:23 pm

brazilianGOONER wrote:the problem is not how shit our players are.

the problem is that we can't coach defending. we're brainless at the back. no organisation whatsoever.

we need a good manager and good coaches. better players is secondary now imo.

but yeah, djourou isn't half shite. he's shite and a half

100% agree

worthing gooner · Post by **worthing gooner** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 2:47 pm

Yep. He is captain of the fantasy league dog shit team.

armchair · Post by **armchair** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 2:51 pm

brazilianGOONER wrote:the problem is not how shit our players are.

the problem is that we can't coach defending. we're brainless at the back. no organisation whatsoever.

we need a good manager and good coaches. better players is secondary now imo.

but yeah, djourou isn't half shite. he's shite and a half

Yea the immediate problem is the manager.
Get a new guy in and he'll have his defences coaches in to teach the likes of Djourou etc how to defend. Then he can think about getting rid of the useless fuckers and bring in some proper players.
But the problem with that is as we've seen with the clown Almunia and Denilshit, no-one will want to buy the dross.

OneBardGooner · Post by **OneBardGooner** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 3:07 pm

STLgooner89 wrote:Seriously, his lack of basic functioning deserves its own thread. Can't contain, can't tackle, can't cross, and has shit hair. He needs to be put down. Would he have even made the bench as a blackburn player today!?

What He Said.

Aaron11 · Post by **Aaron11** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 5:20 pm

The differnce between smalling and that silly haircut sh*t swiss c**t is that if smalling has a bad game he will have the bollocking of a lifetime whereas senderos mk2 will just have wenger telling him how much quality and mental strength he has.

Gunnersaurus · Post by **Gunnersaurus** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 5:27 pm

He should never have got near the team other than the Carling Cup after the debacle at Old Trafford when he was a liability.

The blame should not fall on his shoulders, he doesn't continue to pick him.

Jumpers For Goalposts · Sat Sep 17, 2011 5:40 pm

Aaron11 wrote:The differnce between smalling and that silly haircut sh*t swiss c**t is that if smalling has a bad game he will have the bollocking of a lifetime whereas senderos mk2 will just have wenger telling him how much quality and mental strength he has.

Sums Djourou and our current situation up nicely mate!! Djourou is a truly shit footballer - he'd possibly look okay in Division 2 but Premier League? No f**king way!!

But Wenger signed him and Wenger keeps on picking him. I'd love to be invisible for a day and watch Wenger as he conducts training and interacts with the players.

* What does he get the players to do in training??
* How can he possibly think they're good enough to win a major trophy??
* Does he ever tell them any harsh truths??
* Do they have any concept of what Arsenal FC stands for??

I bet it's like one great big Jolly Boys' Club where everyone just gets richer and richer . . . .

Aaron11 · Post by **Aaron11** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 5:47 pm

I'd say our training consists of a very light warm up (arsenal blankets optional...stoke away) followed by running around cones,many 5-a-side games with pass pass pass tap tap tap fucking shit weve all paid to watch topped off nicely with red cards for anyone who dares tackle or shoot outside the area and a speech from wenger in the dressing room about how good they all are and how pretty they are to watch.

frankbutcher · Post by **frankbutcher** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 6:04 pm

Aaron11 wrote:I'd say our training consists of a very light warm up (arsenal blankets optional...stoke away) followed by running around cones,many 5-a-side games with pass pass pass tap tap tap fucking shit weve all paid to watch topped off nicely with red cards for anyone who dares tackle or shoot outside the area and a speech from wenger in the dressing room about how good they all are and how pretty they are to watch.

I reckon you are 100% correct.

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