Ooh… You Are Awful

A reflection on where Arsenal stand after a season under Unai Emery

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Ozil – Does he even really exist?

On hearing of Unai’s appointment just under 53 weeks ago, I’d promised myself in a moment inspired by cult Channel 4 comedy 'Peep Show' that I’d sell the above headline to a tabloid newspaper at the appropriate moment. Unfortunately for my bank balance, tabloid editors are a bit shrewder with their funds than say, buyers of Seafront property in Birmingham (or Shkodran Mustafi). However, the appropriate moment to utter these words sadly seems to be now. For a while, it seemed that the factions among the Arsenal fans would be ‘re-unai-ted’ behind the new man. The Emery era had the unfortunate luck of starting the season with a visit from reigning Champs and future treble winners Man City (I’d personally bet my own West Midlands Beach House they’d have done it without the Sheikh’s millions) followed by an away visit to another oligarch funded outfit in Chelsea. Both of which ended in somewhat inevitable defeat.

The size of Unai’s job seems to be akin to that which befell George Graham in 1986 and likewise Emery had his own 22 match unbeaten run in all competitions to give hope to Gunners fans. One telling difference however would be the fact that when GG’s run ended with a 0-2 defeat at Old Trafford in late January 1987, Arsenal actually sat top of the old First Division with a clear margin and boasted some thumping wins like 4-0 away victories at Southampton and Aston Villa and a 1-0 away win over that season’s eventual champions Everton. When Unai’s 22 unbeaten run ended Arsenal stood fifth in the table and despite twelve straight victories, the run was somewhat inflated by Europa League victories over sides from the Ukraine and Azerbaijan, as well as seeing off Brentford at home in the League Cup. Not to mention that the run somewhat papered over cracks that draws with Crystal Palace and Wolves clearly highlighted.

Arsenal managed a stable run through February and March, returning after a fortnight’s break from fixtures, Arsenal returned in early April with a reasonable expectation of finishing as high as third in the table and winning the Europa League to guarantee the return of Champions League football, with a run in of what looked like eight relatively easy league games. The fact that the run of four Premiership fixtures from Easter Sunday to Mayday taking in Palace at home, Wolves away, Leicester away and Brighton at home, reaped just one point from twelve, leaving Arsenal finishing one point off of a Champions League place in fifth would rightly infuriate most observers. People rightly say that post-Wenger it’s a rebuilding job, but if you employed a builder at your home who finished a job in the way Arsenal finished 2018/19, would you bother paying them?

Arsenal’s longest standing problem had been their defence. One year into Emery’s reign and it seems like little has changed. Worse still, the strange passing manoeuvres between goalkeepers and defenders which appeared early on this season had seen Arsenal acquire defensive failings which even the Wenger period didn’t stoop to. Oddly enough, Arsenal have reached five finals in six years, which on the face of it looks good for a side experiencing lean years. However, despite a club which have experienced historical calamities such as defeat to third tier Swindon, losing to Luton Town in 1986 and an under-performances against Ipswich Town in 1978 and West Ham in 1980, Arsenal losing a Cup Final by three clear goals was unheard of until the last few years.

For a club historically famed for last minute goals which came as a result of persisting until the very death, the current day Arsenal side seem to concede defeat in major games very early. During the week of the Semi Final second legs where Spurs and Liverpool pulled back three goal deficits, I tweeted that Arsenal these days would never perform such a comeback. The 1-4 defeat in Baku pretty much proved it and showed that Arsenal still lack on pitch leaders. But what seems more frightening from an Arsenal point of view is not so much that Emery has failed to address these problems, as to the extent he is accorded with the power to amend them.

First up was the Petr Cech situation. Though arguably Cech was one of the least responsible offenders in the Baku debacle and somewhat kept the score down, the very fact that so much of Arsenal’s future destiny rides on the result, why the hell are Arsenal not picking their first-choice goalkeeper? (which most objective observers would admit is not Petr Cech, hence his impending retirement). Many would state in mitigation that it was a nice touch to allow a past goalkeeping great the opportunity to bow out at the top against his former side, but when did selecting an Arsenal side for a Cup Final become a version of ‘Jim’ll Fix It’ for retiring millionaire goalkeepers?

And to run again with the parallels of 1986/87, Mesut Ozil’s inconsistency seems somewhat akin to what GG experienced with Charlie Nicholas. Ozil however doesn’t have Nicholas’s excuse of an Arsenal side that doesn’t play to his strengths (or a Cup Final performance that bagged an Arsenal trophy with two goals). Ozil to some people seems something of a god-like figure, which is kind of ironic as despite the fact everyone goes on about how great he is, you’re often left wondering whether he actually exists. Though his online followers are quick to point out impressive stats, you often wonder whether Ozil has managed to master the same knack with Opta stats that certain website use to push their site further up on a Google search.

The famed battle between GG and Charlie Nicholas ended with the inevitable exit of the latter. Sadly for modern day Arsenal, despite this footage of Ozil spouting obscenities about his rightful substitution by Emery due to Cup Final performance so Mickey Mouse that even Mickey Mouse would complain about the comparison, the Gunners are stuck with Ozil until 2021 on around £350,000 a week. The size and length of the contract leaving Arsenal so hamstrung they needed to let popular twice Cup Final winner Aaron Ramsey leave the club on a free transfer. In allowing Emery’s predecessor to negotiate such a contract, leaving his successor bound by such a millstone around the neck, the Arsenal board’s negligence is damning and also a wake up call for anyone thinking Emery could work a GG like resurrection of Arsenal’s greatness when shorn of all the authority accorded to George Graham.

Which leads us to the very heart of Arsenal’s malaise. As much as Emery can be blamed for failings, what about the board who appointed him in the first place? In the near decade long speculation on who would succeed Arsene Wenger, did anyone outside of the Arsenal board room even consider Unai Emery? (despite being three times winner of the Europa League at a time when it didn’t bring automatic Champions League qualification). For the Spaniard to excel post-Wenger, you’d have to afford Ivan Gazidis and the Kroenke’s some sort of football decision making acumen, which they showed very little of in the years prior. Gazidis has now gone, but the Kroenkes remain and should Unai exit the club they’d be left with the opportunity to oversee another appointment at the club.

From where Arsenal stood in 2006/07, before the Kroenkes entered the fray, to where the club is now, the picture is becoming ever clearer that their presence is a malignant one for the club and the longer they remain the less Arsenal-like Arsenal will become. To paraphrase the catchphrase of Unai’s old uncle Dick, the Kroenkes are awful. And no, I don’t like them one bit.

Robert Exley is the creator of the YouTube series By Jesus Said Paddy and can be found on Twitter@robert_exley

       

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  1. CORNISH GOONER

    Jun 4, 2019, 18:55 #114059

    Stanley has just tweeted " The product is wonderful, the numbers are great we have a great team, Unai is a cool guy, all the fans are with me, talk of protests are just fake news. Anyone who doesn't agree is just a loser". Hang on a bit, was that our Stanley or his bestest friend?

  2. Seven Kings Gooner 1

    Jun 4, 2019, 18:22 #114058

    Good piece Robert, when you look at the clip's of our defending it leaves me lost for words. Tackling with the wrong foot, never coming out in a straight line, bullied of the ball, the last man caught in possession and the wonderful look on the players faces as they blame each other - The Dick Emery Show is back!

  3. itsRonagain2

    Jun 4, 2019, 18:19 #114057

    It’s probably controversial but when yr talking about stripping out the deadbeats from the squad Paul there needs to be a serious look at the 2 strikers that nobody ever questions. Auba misses chances often and is 30 odd. Lacca is decent but disappears v some teams. Fact is that neither to top marque. They’re both good on a given day v the right team. Arsenal need at least one genuine top quality striker and in my view neither of them are it. All of our most successful teams have had a striker who all the other top clubs would want in their line ups in place of some of their own. It’s not been the case Arse for years.

  4. Pauljames

    Jun 4, 2019, 17:21 #114056

    This current crop have flopped under 2 different managers and unless there is wholesale change I fancy us to drop out of the top six next year . Leno and possibly Holding are the only members of the defence worth persevering with. In midfield AMN( he isn’t a right back)and Torreira are decent, whilst the front two obviously we’d want to keep. I’d shed no tears if any of the others left, which illustrates the mess we are in.

  5. andy1886

    Jun 4, 2019, 14:19 #114055

    Graham would have given Ozil the boot like a shot. To think that GG was banned for a year for receiving an 'unsolicited gift' that was similar to the amount that Ozil receives every single week for impersonating a footballer. Shocking. Actually I would love to see a couple of young players given a chance. Better that than a couple of punts on low cost journeymen, has been's or never will be's. Wenger's failure to promote youth was because he either didn't play them or threw a whole bunch to the wolves in cup games. Integrating one or two gradually is the way to go. It's not exactly rocket science. Get rid of three or four over-paid wasters (Ozil, our own Mhiki-mouse, Mustafi & Kolasinac for example), start Holding when fit again and replace Ramsey (we let the only midfielder that we have that scores goals leave - crazy) and we would be 100% better. Oh, and the manager needs to pick a formation and stick with it, preferably four at the back and an extra body in MF when needed. The sooner Stan does one the better too.

  6. itsRonagain2

    Jun 4, 2019, 11:53 #114054

    i think Dick is a bit part there, one little cog in what seems like an administrative shambles around and above him topped by an atrocious owner. What chance does he have really? Its not helped by the jibberish we seem to hear from him though after and before games. Not wanting to be unkind, but if players dont get his message its not too surprising based on what he says to the media. Perhaps hes multi lingual though for all i know, many Europeans are. Its a thankless job and when you bolt on the fact of there being no money, its made even worse. How long will Dick want it? Thats the issue as opposed to how long they'll give the guy as i see it.

  7. TonyEvans

    Jun 4, 2019, 11:37 #114053

    The most damning indictment of Emery's first year in charge has to be that he has completely failed to solve the defensive issues which have plagued the club for such a long time. So much for even a few '1-0 to The Arsenals' to cheer up some of us older supporters who used to love the fact we were a tough nut to crack. We are still leaking goals like a sieve and I really don't think it is going to get any better under Emery - why would anyone think otherwise when you look at his defensive record with his former clubs? If you throw in an owner who doesn't appear to care a jot about the club it is far from a rosy outlook. I wish I could share Peter Wain's optimism but I can't see much changing - maybe our younger 'home-grown' players may offer some light at the end of the tunnel but will they get a proper chance under Emery - I doubt it very much, based on what we have seen so far.

  8. markymark

    Jun 4, 2019, 09:39 #114052

    Communication seems to be a big issue with Unai. At least that’s what the leaks from the camp appear to be suggesting. Arsenal’s tactics are also a mish mash. He promised us that we would be the antagonist but we are caught between counter and pressing . We can’t do both neither should we try. Either teach breaking down space in our half with defensive walls then break with intensity or press in the opponents half. But we have neither the intensity or the ability to work quick switches. The players though can’t be expected to work two systems. For that reason I see him as a Villas-Boas figure who can’t get it to translate across properly. At least I feel that the structure is starting to take place around and above him. This is important as if he needs to go we need a proper DOF and scouting systems in place.

  9. peter wain

    Jun 4, 2019, 09:16 #114051

    if we have a limited budget I would promote the youth. It may be that we get involved in relegation - certainly our current form looks as if this is a great possibility and with the lack of heart in the squad this could constitute a real problem. In the long term we must get rid of the owner. The manager is not relevant as to appoint a manager and refuse to back him means that it is the owners fault not the managers. We also need to review our transfer strategy as the last few windows I think we have bought poorly. I think Dick's judgement of a player is suspect especially if we sell Kos and keep Mustafi. The purchase of the greek centre half, Guendozi who hit the wall at the end of the season and the completely appalling free transfer right back also make me query our managers judgement. Finally we need to review our tactics as too many times we have both full back over the half way line and exposing to ageing slow centre halfs. Apart from this a ridiculous transfer budget I look forward to the new season with optimism.