Unai-requited Love: A Poem To #Arseteta

Inspired by Saturday’s game at Selhurst Park…

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Arteta : Hair non-negotiable

Unai-requited Love: A Poem To #Arseteta

For Mikel

My daring bronze cowboy
With hair non-negotiable

Clint glint
All stare and stubble

Aesthetically intimidated
Our bandits in trouble

Rodeo Croydon-bound
@ The Selhurst Saloon

Southern-folk recluse there
Glad all over
Drums barely in tune

New stamina stallions
The truest of grit
Submissive early spread-Eagles
Showed Freudian slit

A quick fix
A quick draw
And a valuable point

Broken in broncos
That don’t look disjoint

One all
But no worry
No favour to curry

They’re just wranglers
And rustlers
A paradox Palace of small time hustlers

So the Sheriff’s in jail
Leaving deputy Granit
A sizeable bounty
Will he actually man it?

Coy fouls; gold
Roy’s an owl; old

This creeping cynic side
This boner-fide point ride
Get me bloody hog-tied!

We’re hard again

Arteta and his turtleneck

I’m hard again


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  1. Deighty

    Jan 15, 2020, 15:47 #116198


  2. markymark

    Jan 13, 2020, 19:29 #116168

    Everyone’s favourite billionaire is back on the scene, Aliko Dangote is saying he’ll be buying Arsenal., First issue is Wiggy might not want to sell. Secondly I think part of deal is we need to club together pay £1 million to release funds with immediate effect !

  3. Cyril

    Jan 13, 2020, 13:29 #116161

    What is going on here? Hard again, fair enuff!